【導讀】嘿，Rach，我只是過來，噢，等等，我沒必要向你撒謊，你不住這里了，我在吃他們的東西你?Ross在跟我妹妹約會他們兩小時前把窗簾拉上了。那反常的兩堵門該關上才對。Chandler吻了我妹妹，我生了10年的氣。我能要杯咖啡嗎?還可以，很有趣。很好你們適合嗎?不，什么也沒發(fā)生，我拉上窗簾來給她看我最心愛化石的幻燈片。也許有的，她很喜歡我的幻燈，她還給了我暗示。是那“請別給我看那三葉蟲照片”嗎？我告訴你，她進入我了，對吧？無論如何假如不是她喜歡我我怎么再約她？對，明天晚上是，情人節(jié)，是一年里最浪漫的日子。誰知道會發(fā)生什么事？我知道了，我知道

　　

【正文】 his projector and notes. While he’s gone, Jill quickly checks her makeup). makeup: 化妝 [Cut to Monica and Chandler’s, Rachel is entering.] Rachel: Hey! Have you guys seen Jill? I can’t find her anywhere. 你們有看到 Jill 嗎？我攏不到她。 Monica: No, I haven’t. 不，我沒有。 Rachel: Well, is Ross home? Maybe I’ll just call him to see if he’s actually seen her. 沒有在 Ross 家里嗎 ?也許我給電話他看他有沒有見到她。 (She goes to look out the window at Ross’s apartment and sees Jill staring at her and closing the drapes with an evil look on her face. Rachel is stunned into silence.) evil: 邪惡的 stunned: 震驚的 silence: 安靜 [Scene: Ursula’s apartment, Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career.] confront: 對抗 career: 職業(yè) Ursula: Who is it? 是 誰？ Phoebe: It’s Phoebe! Phoebe! 是 Phoebe！ (Ursula opens the door and is all dressed up with big hair and lingerie.) lingerie:女用貼身內(nèi)衣褲女睡衣 Ursula: Hey! 嘿！ Phoebe: (seeing her dress) Oh God. Soso you’re making porn movies. 哦，天！你在拍色情電影。 Ursula: No I’m not. 不，我沒有。 (Someone calls out from her apartment.) Man’s Voice: We’re still rolling! roll: 口 拍攝 我們還在開機呢！ Phoebe: You’re making one right now! 你現(xiàn)在就正拍著呢！ Another Man’s Voice: Let’s go Phoebe! 來， Phoebe！ Phoebe: Andand you’re using my name! 你在 用我的名字！ Ursula: Yeah, can I help you with something? 是，能幫你忙嗎？ Same Man’s Voice: Phoebe, e on! Phoebe，別這樣！ Phoebe: Look, I’m talking right now! You’re—you mean her. 看，我現(xiàn)在正在說話，你是說她。 Ursula: Y’know, twin stuff is always a real big seller. a real big seller: 一大賣點 你知道，雙腦胎總是個賣點。 Phoebe: What?! 什么？ Ursula: Yeah, I can talk them into giving you like, 30 dollars. talk into: 說服 我能跟他們說給你 ,30 元。 Phoebe: No!! No way! No! And stop using my name! And shame on you! (Yells into the apartment) shame: 羞辱 不，不可 能 ?不 ,別再用我的名字真丟臉 ? And shame on all of you! You’re disgusting! Especially you (points to someone) with that! (Storms away.) disgusting: 令人惡心的 你們都丟臉你們真惡心！尤其是你，還有那個東西！ [Scene: Ross39。s apartment, Ross is setting up for the slide show.] Ross: Slides are almost ready. 幻燈片 1 央準備好了。 Jill: Yeah. Ooh, I know what this is missing! Alcohol! alcohol: 酒 好，哦，我知道卻了什么！酒！ Ross: Uh okay, well there’sthere’s wine in the kitchen. 噢，好的，廚房里有葡萄酒 Jill: Oh great! (Goes to get it as the phone rings.) 哦，好！ Ross: (answering it) Hello? Hello？ Rachel: (on phone) What is my sister doing there?! And why are the drapes shut?! 我妹妹在那里干什么 ?窗簾怎么又拉上了 ? Ross: Ookay, Rach calmcalm down, okay? Sheshe’s really upset we’re just talking. upset: 心煩的 好． Rach，冷靜點，好 ?她真的很傷心我們只是在談心。 Rachel: Ross! I think she is trying to make something happen with you to get back at me! get back at: 俚 實施報復 我想她在弄些事來對我報復！ Ross: So that’s the only reason she could be here huh? 那是她在這里唯一的原因嗎？ It couldn’t have anything to do with the fact 和事實本來是沒有關系的， Thatthat maybe I’m a good listener and I uh I put on a great slide show! listener: 聆聽者 put on: 上演 我可以是個好的聆聽者 ,而且我在舉行一個很棒的幻燈表演！ Rachel: Ross, I am telling you that she is using you to get back at me! Ross,我告訴你她在利用你報復我！ Ross: Y’know what? I think I can take care of myself, I’ll talk to you later. Goodbye. 你知道嗎？我想我能照顧自己的我晚點再跟你說，再見。 (Hangs up the phone and turns to find Jill sitting really close to him.) Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. Sheshe thinks that you’re just using me. 哇！是你姐姐，她認為你在利用我。 Jill: So? (Kisses him passionately.) passionately: 有激情地 那又怎樣？ [Scene: Central Perk, Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters.] Phoebe: Hey! 嘿！ Joey: Hey! 嘿！ Phoebe: So, I just came from the pany Ursula works for. 我剛去了 Ursula 的公司。 Joey: Oh no, not you too! 哦，不，你也去？ Phoebe: No! No! I just went to pick up Phoebe Buffay’s checks。 there were a lot of them. check: 支票 不！不！我去拿 Phoebe Buffay 的支票，有很多呢。 Joey: Nice! 好！ Phoebe: Ummmm, and I won’t have to go back there anymore because I gave them my “correct” address. correct: 正確的 address: 地址 我可不會再回到那里的，因為我給了他們 “正確的地址 ” Joey: That’s great, but isn’t it gonna bother you that people still think you’re a porn star? 很好，但是，大家都認為你是色情電影明星那對你有捆饒嗎？ Phoebe: Oh no! No! I know how to handle it. handle: 處理 不 ，我知道該怎樣處理 . Joey: You do? 你會嗎？ Phoebe: Yeah. 是的， (She notices some guy putting a coat on his girlfriend is trying to remember where he’s seen her before.) (To him) You’re trying to figure out where you know me from? 要知道你怎么會認得我嗎 ? All right, I’ll give you a hint. From porn! Okay? (He tries to rush his girlfriend out.) Yeah your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie! (To Joey) See? hint: 提示 rush: 搶 我給你個提示，是色情電影，對，你那反常的男友在色情電影里看到我了！看到了嗎？ Joey: Yeah. 是。 [Scene: Monica and Chandler39。s, time lapse, Ross is entering. Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table. Rachel is on the couch reading.] Chandler: Hey. 嗨。 Ross: (To Rachel) You uh, you may’ve been right about Jill. 你一定在攏 Jill 了。 Rachel: Oh! I knew it! What happened? 我知道 ?怎么了？ Ross: Umm, she kissed me. 她吻了我。 Rachel: What?! You kissed! 什么？你們接吻了？ Chandler: (To Monica) Maybe we should give them some privacy. privacy: 隱私 也許我們該讓她靜一靜。 Monica: (To Chandler) Shhhh!!! 噓！ Ross: Look, I uh, I tried not to kiss her, okay? 看，我 在努力試著不去吻她。 Rachel: Well, it doesn’t sound like it! I mean, it’s pretty easy not to kiss someone, 別那樣說，我是說，吻一個人是很容易的， You just don’t kiss them! See look at us, right now, not kissing! 只是你沒有去做看我們現(xiàn)在，就沒有在接吻！ Ross: Let me finish, okay? She started kissing me andand I didn’t stop it. I guess II just wasn’t thinking… finish: 結束 讓我把話說完，好嗎 ?她開始吻我 ,而我沒有阻止 ,我想當時我沒有想 … Rachel: Yeah that’s right you weren’t thinking! Y’know what? Let me give you something to think abo