【導(dǎo)讀】沒(méi)什么，我的眼睛有點(diǎn)癢.你應(yīng)該去看看我的眼科醫(yī)生。我不要去見(jiàn)你的前男友!我新認(rèn)識(shí)的而且他技術(shù)很好。哦天啊，我記得啦!無(wú)論什么東西接近她的甚至只是其他人的眼睛他就怕的要死，看！我對(duì)眼睛的事是有點(diǎn)敏感我們別談這個(gè)好嗎？嘿，誰(shuí)要去吃中飯？全算到我（眼）頭上。我多么喜歡《國(guó)王與我（眼）》??？沒(méi)事，我太興奮了!我要和Ben去公園。我無(wú)法想象你怎么過(guò)的下去。你為什么這么討厭他啊?我不想提起他，OK?

　　

【正文】 有時(shí)候是用 “who”啦！ Ross: Yeah? Sometimes it39。s… (Does the fist thing.) 是嗎？有時(shí)候是 ... Rachel: Oh, did you beat him at a board game? He turns into such a baby when he startsto lose. board game n. 用棋盤(pán)玩的游戲 turn into: 變成 喔，你有沒(méi)有玩游戲時(shí)打敗過(guò)他？他一輸了就象個(gè)小孩一樣。 Ross: Okay, I39。m the baby. (Points at his eye.) 好 ,我是個(gè)小孩 . Rachel: Eh! Stop it! 呃 ! 不要！ Chandler: (entering) Hey! 嘿！ Monica: Chandler! What are you doing here? Chandler!你怎么會(huì)在這里啊 ? Ross: Hey! 嘿 ! Chandler: Joey kicked me out of the car on the Gee Washington bridge! kick out of: 踢出來(lái) Joey 把我從喬治 .華盛頓橋上踢下來(lái)了 ! All: Why?! 為什么 ?! Chandler: I don39。t know! He went crazy! 不知道！他瘋了吧 ! Y39。know, we were playing that game where youyou ask a question and you answer it reallyfast. 我們?cè)谕嬉粋€(gè)游戲，你 你要很快的回答問(wèn)題。 Phoebe: That game should not be played without my supervision. supervision 那個(gè)游戲不能在我監(jiān)管以外玩的 . Chandler: Well, I don39。t know what made him so mad, y39。know? y’=you 好，我不知道我有什么開(kāi)罪 他了 ? All I said was that uh, I didn39。t think this wasn39。t gonna be his big break, 我只是說(shuō)了，我不認(rèn)為那是個(gè)好機(jī)會(huì)。 That this movie wasn39。t going to do anything for him, and that uh, y39。know it didn39。t sound like a real movieOkay, 那電影對(duì)他不會(huì)有什么意義。還有，那聽(tīng)起來(lái)不象一部電影。 He should39。ve pushed me off of the bridge. push sb off: 把某人踢開(kāi)，推開(kāi) 好啦，他應(yīng)該把我踢下來(lái)的 . Phoebe: What39。s in the bag? 袋子里的是什么 ? Chandler: Oh, I figured you guys would all be mad at me. figure: 演算 ,認(rèn)為 ,領(lǐng)會(huì)到 噢，我覺(jué)得你們也會(huì)怪責(zé)我。 So I got you some gifts that I found on the side of the road. 所以我在 橋道上揀了點(diǎn)東西給你們做禮物 (Looks into the bag.) Who wants the teddy bear with one leg? 誰(shuí)要一只腳的泰迪熊 ? Phoebe: I do! 我 ! [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s, Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica lookson.] Rachel: Okay. (She tilts her head back and squeezes the eyedropper. The only problem is,it39。s not over her eye.) tilt: 翹起，傾斜 squeeze：緊握，擠 eyedropper: 點(diǎn)眼藥器 好了 . Monica: Not even close. 不夠近 . Rachel: Okay, then y39。know what? Help me! I need help! I can39。t do this! 好，那說(shuō)明什么？救命??！我要幫助！我做不到?。? Monica: Okay! All right! Let39。s do it! 好啦！好啦！我們?cè)僭囋?! Rachel: All right! 好啦！ Monica: Sit down. (They sit down on the couch.) 坐下 . Rachel: All right. 好的 . Monica: Put your head back. 頭后仰 . Rachel: Yes! 是 ! Monica: All right. 好啦 . Rachel: Okay. 好啦 . Monica: Now, open your eyes. 現(xiàn)在 ,睜 開(kāi)眼 . Rachel: Okay, they are. (No they39。re not.) 好了 ,已經(jīng)張開(kāi)了 . Monica: How many fingers am I holding up? (She39。s not holding any up.) 我現(xiàn)在舉起幾根手指 ? Rachel: (thinks) Four. 四根 . Monica: Oh my God, I was thinking four. 噢天，我也在想著是四啊 . Rachel: Really?! 真的 ?! Monica: Yes! All right, y39。know what? Why don39。t we start with a practice run? Okay? practice run: 預(yù)演彩排 (=rehearsal) 是啊 ! 是！好了，不如我們來(lái)一次練習(xí)吧？好嗎？ Rachel: Okay! 好 ! Monica: No drops! 沒(méi)有眼藥的 ! Rachel: Great! 好 ! Monica: Okay. 好啦 . Rachel: Okay. 好了 . Monica: On three, 1…2…3! (R achel turns her head on three to avoid the drops.) Now mypillow39。s all wet! pillow:枕頭 倒數(shù)三下 , 3 2 1 我的枕頭濕了 ! (She was trying to fool Rachel and squeezed the eyedropper.) squeeze: 緊握 ,擠 Rachel: Well, well, you said it was practice! 好啊，好啊，你還說(shuō)是練習(xí) ! Monica: Then why did you move?! 那你還動(dòng) ?! Rachel: Because I knew you were lying! 因?yàn)槲抑滥阍谡f(shuō)謊 ! Monica: All right, e here! (She gets up and drags Rachel off of the couch by her legs.) couth: 長(zhǎng)椅 ,睡椅 ,臥榻 drag: 拖，拽 好了，過(guò)來(lái) ! Rachel: (as she39。s being dragged) What are you? Monica!! 你干嗎 ...? Monica!! Stop it!! Oh my God! Stop it! (Monica drags her totally onto the floor and on her back.) 住手 !! 哦，天啊 ! 住手 Monica: I am going… I39。m going Turn it over! (Rachel rolled onto her stomach and Monicarolls her back.) turn over: 把 … 翻過(guò)來(lái)； (使 )翻滾；翻身 ；翻轉(zhuǎn) roll onto:翻滾 我要 轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)來(lái) ! I39。m… I am going to get these drops in your eyes. (She is holding Rachel down with bothhands and has the eyedropper in her mouth.) 我要滴這些藥水到你眼里 . Rachel: Oh my God! You really are freakishly strong! freakishly: 朝三暮四 . 見(jiàn)異思遷地【很，挺】 哦 ，天 ! 你瘋起來(lái)還挺有勁啊 ! (Monica starts biting on the eyedropper, spraying the fluid all over. But Rachel keeps turning her head back and forth and Monica keeps missing.) spay: 噴射 Rachel: Monica! Stop it! Monica!住手 ! Monica: (spitting out the eyedropper) Damn! It39。s empty! 該死 ! 空了 ! Rachel: Wow, y39。know if Joey and Chandler walked in right now, we could make a fortune! make a fortune: .賺大錢(qián)【糗大了】 哇，如果現(xiàn)在 Joey 和 Chandler 進(jìn)來(lái)的話，我們可就糗大了！ (Monica is straddling Rachel and holding her arms down. In a rather risqu233。 pose, at least for primetime TV.) straddle: 跨坐 risqu233。： [法語(yǔ) ](作品等 )傷風(fēng)敗俗的，有傷風(fēng)化 primetime: 黃金時(shí)段 [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s, time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings.] Phoebe: Ooh that is definitely Chandler, Joey, or Ross. (Thinks) Oror Rachel! definitely: 絕對(duì)地，肯定地 噢那絕對(duì)是 Chandler, Joey, 或者 或 Rachel! Monica: (answers the phone) Hello? (Listens.) (To Phoebe) It39。s Joey. 喂 ?是 Joey. (Phoebe39。s proud of herself.) (To Joey) I39。m so glad you called! be proud of: 驕傲的 很高興你打來(lái) ! Chandler told me what happened. Y39。know he39。s really upset about it. upset: 沮喪的，低落的 Chandler 已經(jīng)告訴我發(fā)生什么事了 . 你知道，他為此很沮喪啊 . Joey: (on a pay phone holding a box) Not as upset as he39。s gonna be when he finds out what I did with his sweater vests! He’s gonna=he is going to: 他將要 sweater: 毛衣 vest: 背心 他發(fā)現(xiàn)我怎樣對(duì)付他的毛衣背心的時(shí)候會(huì)更沮喪 ! Monica: What did you do to his sweater vests? 你對(duì)他的毛衣干了什么 ? Joey: Let39。s just say there39。s a welldressed pack of dogs in Ohio. welldressed：穿著入時(shí)的 pack: 貶 一群 可以說(shuō) Ohio 的狗穿的很好看 . Hey Monica listen isis Phoebe there? I gotta ask her something about the car. 嘿， Monica， Phoebe 在 ? 我要問(wèn)她一下車(chē)子的事。 . Monica: Yeah, she39。s here. Hold on a second. (She hands the phone to Phoebe.) hold on a second: 等等 她在，等等 . Phoebe: Hey, dude! 嘿，小子 ! Joey: Hey Pheebs! Listen, this wooden box keeps slidi