【導(dǎo)讀】Ok，Chandler，Monica，只剩下一個(gè)香蕉果糕了。沒(méi)錯(cuò)，但我，我動(dòng)作快…好了，享用你的咖啡吧。那一杯不是我的。嗨你們肯定猜不出誰(shuí)要來(lái)紐約。快，Phoebe，在他咽下去之前告訴我們。好，是Ryan，曾經(jīng)和我約過(guò)會(huì)，現(xiàn)在在海軍的。沒(méi)錯(cuò)，我在華盛頓廣場(chǎng)公園彈吉他時(shí)認(rèn)識(shí)他的。Ryan扔給我咸味太妃糖，因?yàn)樗麤](méi)有零錢。不，他是潛艇人員。resurface:（潛水艇）浮上水面couple:幾個(gè)amazing:令人驚異的together:一起。每?jī)赡瓴怕兑淮蚊?，我們都要在一起享受美好的三天。只有這一次他可待兩個(gè)星期。這就是舔松糕的教訓(xùn)。所以如果你們以前沒(méi)有出過(guò)，就有可能會(huì)染上。我沒(méi)出過(guò)，我想不會(huì)。

　　

【正文】 as looking for me? 為什么？為 為 為什么 Douglas 先生要找我？ Joey: 39。Cause he has a strong suspicion that you dropped the ball on the Lender project. strong: 強(qiáng)烈的 suspicion: 懷疑，猜疑 drop the ball: 犯錯(cuò)誤，失職了 lender: 出借方，貸方 project:項(xiàng)目 因?yàn)樗軕岩赡阍谫J方項(xiàng)目搞鬼。 Chandler: Wha wh why, why, why does he suspect that? suspect: 懷疑 為 為 為什么他會(huì)懷疑？ Joey: Becasue at first he thought it was Joseph. But after he asked Joseph about it, turns out it was you. at first: 最初 turn out: 證 明是，結(jié)果是 因?yàn)殚_始懷疑是 Joseph，但后來(lái)他問(wèn)過(guò) Joseph 后，就轉(zhuǎn)向你了。 Anyway, I just thought you should know. anyway: 無(wú)論如何 無(wú)論如何，我想應(yīng)該告訴你。 Chandler: Alright, that39。s it. Look Joey, I39。m sorry, I realize this is the role of a lifetime for ya, lifetime: 一生 realize: 領(lǐng)悟 role: 角色 好吧，這樣。 Joey，對(duì)不起，我認(rèn)為這對(duì)你只是個(gè)角色， and if I could just fire Joseph, I would, fire: 解雇 如果我解雇 Joseph 的話，我希望， but unfortunately that39。s not possible so I39。m gonna have to let both of you go. unfortunately: 遺憾地 possible: 可能的 gonna=going to: 將要 have to: 不得不 但遺憾的是我不得不讓你們兩個(gè)都走。 Joey: What39。re you talking about, everybody loves Joseph. 你說(shuō)什么，每個(gè)人都喜歡 Joseph。 Chandler: I don39。t, I hate Joseph, ok. I think he39。s a brownnosing suck up. hate: 討厭，憎恨 brownnose: 諂媚者，拍馬屁 suck up: 【 俚 一個(gè)人對(duì)另一個(gè)人惟命是從】 我不喜歡，我恨 Joseph。我認(rèn)為他是個(gè)褐色鼻子的討厭鬼。 Joey: Oh yeah. Well you can39。t fire Joseph. You know why, 39。cause he39。s not in your department. department: 部，部門 哦。對(duì)，你不能解雇 Joseph。知道為什么，因?yàn)樗辉谀愕牟块T。 Chandler: Alright, ok, alright. So I can39。t fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife. sleep with: 與 … 睡覺(jué)，與 … 性交 好吧，好吧。我不能解雇 Joseph，但，我可以和他妻子上床。 Joey: Karen. Karen？ Chandler: Yeah, Karen. I39。m thinking about having an affair with her. have an affair with sb: 與 … 搞婚外情，通奸 affair: （尤指關(guān)系不長(zhǎng)久的）風(fēng)流韻事 對(duì)， Karen。我想和她來(lái)個(gè)一夜情。 Oh, you know what? I just did. 哦，知道嗎？我剛做了。 Joey: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man. the hell: 到底，究竟 hell: 地獄 啊。你怎么能這樣對(duì)我。 Chandler: Oh well it39。s not me, it39。s my character, Chandy. character: 人物，角色 哦，對(duì)了，不是我，我的角色， Chandy。 Yeah the rogue processor who seduces his coworker39。s wives for sport and then laughs about it the next day atthe water cooler. rogue: 流氓 seduce: 引誘，勾引 coworker: 同事 for sport: 為了好玩 laugh about it: 笑話 thenext day: 第二天 the water cooler: 水冷卻機(jī) 無(wú)賴處理員引誘同事妻子上床，第二天在飲水機(jī)旁拿來(lái)開玩笑的人。 In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer. in fact: 事實(shí)上 panty: （女用）內(nèi) 褲 drawer: 抽屜 實(shí)際上，我抽屜里還有她的內(nèi)褲。 Joey: Really? 真的？ Chandler: No freakshow, she39。s fictional. freakshow: 瘋狂的表演 fictional: 虛構(gòu)的，編造的 不，異想天開，虛構(gòu)的。 Joey: Take it easy. If it means that much to you, I39。ll uh, I39。ll go find something else. take it easy: 輕松 mean: 意思是 something else: 別的東西，別的事情 別激動(dòng)。如果對(duì)你那么重要，我去，我去找其他事情做。 Chandler: Thank you. 謝謝。 Joey: It39。s just that, I, I39。m gonna miss Joseph. I liked him. miss: 想念 like: 喜歡 只是，我會(huì)想 Joseph 的。我喜歡他。 His wife, she was hot. [Chadler pushes him out the door by the face.] hot: 熱情的 ，熱心的 push: 推 他妻子，她真的很熱情。 [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s apartment. Rachel and Ross are in the kitchen. Phoebe is sitting at the couch withoven mits on her hands.] apartment: 公寓，房間 kitchen: 廚房 couch: 長(zhǎng)沙發(fā) oven mit=oven glove: 【微波爐防燙手套】 oven: 烤爐，烤箱 mit=mittt: 防護(hù)手套 Phoebe: Can I please take these off? I swear I won39。t scratch. take off:脫掉，取下 swear: 發(fā)誓 scratch: 抓癢 我能把這取下來(lái)嗎？我發(fā)誓不抓癢了。 Rachel: No sorry hon, Monica39。s orders. hon=honey: [口語(yǔ) ]親愛(ài)的，寶貝 order: 命令 不行，對(duì)不起， Monica 的命令。 Ryan: [Comes out of the bathroom, also with oven mits on his hands.] Well that wasn39。t easy. bathroom: 洗手間，浴室 啊，太不容易了。 Ross: Ok, dinner39。s on. diner: 晚餐 on: 發(fā)生著的 Ok，開飯了。 Rachel: And there39。s a peach cobbler warming in the oven so the plate39。s gonna be hot but that shouldn39。t be aproblem for you. peach: 桃子 cobbler: [美國(guó)英語(yǔ) ]水果餡餅 warm: 加熱 plate: 盤，碟 problem: 問(wèn)題 有一個(gè)蜜桃餡餅在爐子里熱著，所以盤子很熱但對(duì)你們沒(méi)問(wèn)題。 Ross: Alright you kids, bye now. 好了，孩子們，再見(jiàn)了。 Phoebe and Ryan: Bye. [waving] wave: 揮手 再見(jiàn)。 Ross: Oh look, a low budget puppet show. budget: 低成本的 puppet show: 木偶 劇 puppet: 木偶 show: 演出 哦，看，廉價(jià)木偶戲。 Phoebe: It39。s such a shame you can39。t see which finger I39。m holding up. shame: 遺憾的事 finger: 手指 hold up: 舉起 可惜你沒(méi)看見(jiàn)我伸了哪個(gè)手指。 [Ross and Rachel leave.] Ryan: Wine? 葡萄酒？ Phoebe: Please. [Ryan pulls the cork with his teeth and spits it into Phoebe39。s mits.] cork: 軟木塞 teeth: 牙齒 spit: 吐出 mit=mitt: 防護(hù)手套 勞駕。 Ryan: Oh, I spilled some. spill: 濺出 哦，漫出了一些。 Phoebe: I got it. [Wipes it up with her mits.] wipe up: 擦干凈，消滅 我來(lái)。 Ryan: [Puts his hands over Phoebe39。s ears.] I must tell you, you look beautiful tonight. put over: 把 … 放在 … 之上 ear: 耳朵 beautiful: 美麗的 我想告訴你，今晚你看起來(lái)很漂亮。 Phoebe: What? 什么？ Ryan: Sorry. You look beautiful. 對(duì)不起。你看起來(lái)很漂亮。 Phoebe: Oh. 噢。 [They start to kiss. They try to get each other39。s shirts off but can39。t get the buttons undone.] kiss: 親吻 get off: 脫下（衣服等） undo: 解開 button: 紐扣 Phoebe: You know what, that39。s it, that39。s it. [She rips off the mits, Ryan follows her lead.] rip off: 撕掉 follow: 跟著 lead: 引導(dǎo) 這樣，這樣。 [They keep kissing and start scratching each other. Ross enters, takes one look, and goes right back out thedoor.] [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s apartment. Richard and Monica are in bed.] apartment: 公寓，房間 Richard: Monica, wake up. Monica. wake up: 醒來(lái) Monica，醒醒。 Monica。 Monica: What39。s up? 怎么啦？ Richard: I thought of a thing. 我想到一件事。 Monica: Yeah? 是嗎？ Richard: Yeah. I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed. side: 一邊，一面 是的。我必須，必須睡在床的這邊。 Monica: No honey. You have to sleep on this side of the bed because I have to sleep on this side of the bed. 不，親愛(ài)的。你必須 睡在那邊是因?yàn)槲冶仨毸谶@邊。 Richard: Or so I would have you believe. 或者我才要讓你相信。 Monica: No. Big deal, so you have a side of the bed, everybody has a side of the bed. big deal: 了不起的事，極其重大的事，