【導(dǎo)讀】快看，丑裸男在把東西裝箱！跡象表明，裸男兄弟好像要搬家。諷刺的是，多數(shù)箱子的標(biāo)簽上都標(biāo)示著“衣服”。打交道chickenfriedrice:雞肉炒飯。我也會想念炸雞飯的。他搬走以后我可以求租他的公寓。住你們對面太妙了！連接string:繩，線telephone:電話。那我們就可以玩“電話游戲”了！就是兩頭各一個罐頭、中間一線牽！或者我們也可以打打真的電話來交流。packingtape:封箱帶stickto:粘在…他的第三點粘到膠帶了。快撕掉啊，肥仔！糟糕，他想慢慢撕下來。相信我，撕膠帶一定要快、狠、準(zhǔn)。天哪，這間公寓讓我非常滿意！以前居然從沒注意到！你最好趕快去填申請表！不然我要動粗了！我從來沒想過，居然會用丑陋裸男的洗手間。Chandler居然和莫妮卡!!!!

　　

【正文】 er, 我今晚準(zhǔn)來。 Chandler: (initially worried, but gets over it) Really? initially: 最初地 get over sth: 克服某事 真的嗎 ? Phoebe: Oh absolutely. Shall we say, around seven? 一定來。七點如何？ Chandler: Yes. 好。 Phoebe: Good. I39。m really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse. look forward to: 期待 sexual intercourse: 性交 好，期待著和你進(jìn)行性的交流。 (As she walks away, Chandler mouths a scream to Monica. She motions and mouths, It39。s okay, it39。s okay.) motion: 打手勢 mouth: 以嘴唇的動作不做聲地說出 Joey: (looking out the window) Heyhey, check it out! Check it out! Ugly Naked Guy has a naked friend! check out: 看 ugly: 丑陋的 naked: 裸體的 guy: 家伙 看！丑陋裸男有了個裸體朋友！ (They all run over to the window.) Rachel: Oh yeah! Oh my God! That is our friend! (Monica covers her face.) It39。s Naked Ross! (Monica turns and buries her face in Chandler39。s shoulder.) shoulder: 肩膀 對啊 !天啊，那是我們的朋友！是裸體的羅斯 ! Ross： Would you like another minimuffin? Try the blueberry, they39。re delicious. blueberry: 藍(lán)莓 delicious: 美味的 你還要小英式松餅嗎？吃吃看藍(lán)莓口味，很好吃。 [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s, Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date.] Rachel: Show time! 演出開始了 ! Phoebe: Okay, Rachel, get me perfume! perfume: 香水 瑞秋 ,給我來點香水！ Rachel: Ok! (She runs to get some.) 好！ Phoebe: And Joey, get me a bottle of wine and glasses? (He begrudgingly does so.) begrudgingly : 勉強(qiáng)地不情愿地吝惜地 bottle: 瓶 喬伊 ,給我一瓶酒和兩只杯子！ (In the meantime, Rachel has returned with the perfume and sprays a mist out in front of Phoebe who walks through the mist and does a little spin.) spray: 噴霧 mist: 薄霧 spin: 旋轉(zhuǎn) Phoebe: All right, thanks, but glasses that do not have handles and that are glass. And wine that is not olive oil. handle: 把手 olive oil: 橄欖油 謝謝，但我要的是沒有把手的玻璃杯。我要的酒不是橄欖油。 [Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross39。s, Monica is getting Chandler ready for his half of the plan.] Monica: All right, it39。ll be great! You just make her think you want to have sex with her! It39。ll totally freak her out! have sex with: 和某人做愛 好極了！你就假裝真想和她上床 ，這會嚇?biāo)浪? Chandler: Okay, listen, how far am I going to have to go with her? 我能和她瘋到什么限度？ Monica: Relax, sheshe39。s going to give in way before you do! relax: 放松 give in: 屈服投降 放松點，她肯定會先投降的！ Chandler: How do you know?! 你怎知 ?! Monica: Because you39。re on my team! And my team always wins! 因為你在我隊里！我的隊總是贏家！ Chandler: At this?! 這種事上也贏 ?! Monica: Just go get some! (Kisses him.) Go! (She runs to hide in the bathroom.) 上！放心上！ [Cut to the hallway, Phoebe is outside getting some last minute instructions from Rachel.] last minute ；緊急關(guān)頭 instruction: 說明；指示 Rachel: (handing her the wine) Okay honey, now I39。m going to try to listen from right here! 好了寶貝，我就在這里偷聽！ Phoebe: Okay. 好。 Rachel: Okay? Whoa, wait! (She undoes one button on Phoebe39。s dress.) undo: 解開松開 可以了嗎 ?哇喔，等等 ! Phoebe: Good idea! 好主意 ! Rachel: Yeah, oh wait! (She goes for another one.) 等一下 ! Phoebe: Oh now, don39。t give away the farm! give away: 放棄；泄露；出賣 give away the farm: 暴露底限；泄露內(nèi)幕消息；走光 哦，別暴露太多！ (Phoebe knocks on the door with the wine and Chandler answers it. Rachel hides next to the door.) hide: 躲 Chandler: Phoebe. Phoebe。 Phoebe: Chandler. Chandler。 Chandler: Come on in. 進(jìn)來吧。 Phoebe: I was going to. (They go inside and he closes the door.) Umm, I brought some wine. Would you like some? 正有此意嗯， 我?guī)砻谰?，共飲一杯如何? Chandler: Sure. (She makes a big show out of pulling out the cork and pours the wine.) pull out: 拔出 cork: 軟木塞 pour: 倒出 樂意之極。 Phoebe: So, here we are. Nervous? nervous: 緊張的 我們這樣親密，緊張嗎？ Chandler: Me? No. You? 我？不緊張，你呢？ Phoebe: No, I want this to happen. 不，我求之不得。 Chandler: So do I. 我也是。 (They clink their glasses and take a sip. That sip turns into a gulp, which quickly progresses into their mutual draining of their glasses at once.) clink: (金屬玻璃等 )發(fā)出叮當(dāng)聲 gulp: 大口地飲 mutual: 雙方的 drain: 喝干 Chandler: I39。m going to put on some music. (One of scared music is on)Joey likes to scare the duck. scare: 驚嚇 來點音樂？喬伊喜歡嚇鴨子。 Phoebe: Maybe, maybe I39。ll dance for you. (She starts doing a rather suggestive and seductive dance， that39。s silly at the same time.) suggestive: 啟發(fā)的；暗示的 seductive: 誘人的 silly: 愚蠢的 我來為你跳支舞。 Chandler: You look good. 你看來非常美。 Phoebe: Thanks! You know, that when you say things like that it makes me wanna rip that sweater vest right off! rip off: 撕掉 vest: 背心 謝謝！聽你這么說，我真想扒光你的衣裳。 Chandler: Well, why don39。t we move this into the bedroom? 我們?nèi)ヅP室怎樣？ Phoebe: Really? 真的 ? Chandler: Oh, do you not want to? 哦，你不想嗎？ Phoebe: No. No! It39。s just you know first。 I want to take off all my clothes and have you rub lotion on me. rub: 擦 lotion: 乳液 不！不，只不過，我想 先脫光自己的衣裳，讓你用乳液搽滿我全身。 Chandler: (swallowing hard) Well that would be nice. I39。ll go get the lotion. swallow: 咽口水 聽來很棒，我這就去拿乳液。 [Cut to the bathroom, Chandler is entering.] Chandler: Listen, this is totally getting out of hand! Okay? She wants me to put lotion on her! out of hand: .無法控制 事情失控了！她想讓我給她全身擦上乳液！ Monica: She39。s bluffing! bluff: 虛張聲勢嚇唬人 她在虛張聲勢！ Chandler: Look, she39。s not backing down! She went like this! (He does a little mimic of her dance.) mimic: 模仿 她不會退縮的！她這樣勾引我！ [Cut to the hallway where Phoebe is conferring with Rachel.] hallway: 過道 confer: 商談，協(xié)商 Phoebe: He39。s not backing down. He went to get lotion. lotion: 洗滌劑 (洗液 ,洗凈 ) 我嚇不著他！他去拿乳液了！ Rachel: It39。s Chandler. You can take him. Come on. Don39。t you remember when you made him cry using only your words? remember: 記得 他是 Chandler，你可以搞定他的。記得你曾經(jīng)把他罵哭嗎？ Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren39。t you guys done yet?! I want to sit in my chair! hall: 大廳 guy: 家伙 你們怎么還沒搞完？！我想坐回我的椅子！ Rachel: Joey look, just look at it this way, the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner th