【導(dǎo)讀】你知不知道脆脆上尉的眉毛長在帽子上?Joey，那家伙當了四十年早餐片的上尉。湯匙，你舔完放回去，你舔完放回去。你看不出那很嘔心嗎?那就像你用我的牙刷一樣,你用我的牙刷?那是因為我用紅的那只去通排水孔嘛。紅色是我的,一發(fā)就不可收拾了。因為肥皂是肥皂，會自我清潔。好吧，下一次你洗澡的時候，想想我什么最后洗跟你什么最先洗。fancy:漂亮極了lad:少年,小伙what'stheoccasion:有什么大事occasion:場合。瞧你們打扮的,有什么大事?知道我節(jié)目里那個演昏迷不醒的?就等你了，好的。真不敢相信你們真的要去刺青了。對，不能告訴Ross我要給他一個驚喜。我要刺一朵百合，因為我媽就叫百合。哇，真幸運，她要是叫大污點怎么辦?刺青，你為什么要那么做?

　　

【正文】 e you cool with this. high and dry: 擱淺 這你沒問題吧 ? I mean, I don39。t want to leave you high and dry. 我不想讓你覺得被遺棄了。 Chandler: Hey, no, I39。ve never been lower or wetter. I39。ll be fine. never be lower or wetter: 沒有比這更開心了 不，我也不會覺得更愉快的，我不要緊的， I39。ll just turn your, uh, bedroom into a game room or something39。, turn …into: 改建為 我就把你的房間，改成游戲室之類的好了， you know, put the foosball table in there. foosball: 桌上足球 把足球桌放在 里面。 Joey: Woah. Why do you get to keep the table? 那桌子為什么該歸你 ? Chandler: I did pay for half of it. 我付了一半的錢。 Joey: Yeah. And uh, I paid for the other half. 對，我付了另一半。 Chandler: Alright I39。ll tell you what, I39。ll play you for it. 這樣吧，誰贏誰的。 Joey: Alright, you39。re on. I can take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass. kick: 踢 ass: 屁股 好呀，沒問題，我可以抽出時間來痛宰你一頓。 Chandler: Your little men are gonna get scored on more times than your sister. score: 得分 我得的分會此你妹被上過的次數(shù)還多。 Joey: Woah, woah, woah, woah. Which sister? 哪 一個妹妹 ? [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s apartment. Monica and Richard are setting the table.] set the table: 擺飯桌 ,擺餐具 Monica: So, are you sorry that I told them? 你后悔我告訴他們嗎 ? Richard: No, it39。s been a long time since your dad and I went running. 不，我跟你爸好久沒去跑步了。 [Rachel and Phoebe enter] Rachel: Oh. 哦。 Monica: Oh. Well did you get it? Let me see. 你們刺了嗎 ?給我看。 Rachel: Is Ross here? Ross 在嗎 ? Monica: No he went out to get pizza. 不在，他去買披薩。 Rachel: Oh really, OK 哦，真的，好。 Monica: That39。s great. 很好。 Richard: Very tasteful. tasteful: 有品位的 ,有鑒賞力的 很有品味。 Phoebe: Wanna see mine, wanna see mine? 要看我的嗎 ?… Monica: Yes. 是。 Rachel: What? You didn39。t get one. 什么 ?你又沒刺。 Phoebe: OK, well then what is this? 那這是什么 ? Richard: What39。re we looking at? That blue freckle? freckle: 雀 斑 ,斑點 我們在看什么 ?那顆藍雀斑 ? Phoebe: OK, that39。s my tattoo. 那是我的刺青。 Rachel: That is not a tattoo, that is a nothing. 那不是刺青，那什么也不是。 I finally got her back in the chair, barely touched her with a needle, barely: 幾乎沒有 needle: 針 我終于這她回去再刺，針根本都還沒碰到她， she jumped up screaming, and that was it. jump up: 突然起立 scream: 尖叫 她就跳起來尖叫逃走。 Phoebe: OK, hi. For your information this is exactly what I wanted. information: 通知 嗨 ,這正是我想要聽到， This is a tattoo of the earth as seen from a great distance. distance: 距離 這是個從很遠的地方看到的地球。 It39。s the way my mother sees me from heaven. heaven: 天堂 我媽從天堂看到我就是這樣的。 Rachel: Oh, what a load of crap. That is a dot. what a load of crap: 真是狗屁一堆 真是狗屁一堆，那是一個點， Your mother is up in heaven going, 39。Where the hell is my lily, you wuss? wuss: 膽小鬼 你媽正在天堂上大叫 ”我的百合在 哪里 ?狗熊 ” OK, Phoebe, that is not a tattoo, this is a tattoo. [she bends over and bears her tattoo right when Ross returns] bend over: 俯身 ,屈從 bear: 表現(xiàn) Phoebe，那不是個刺青這才是個刺青。 Ross: You got a tattoo? 你去刺青了 ? Rachel: Maybe. But just a little one. Phoebe got the whole world. 或許，只是個小的啦， Phoebe 刺了全世界。 Ross: Lemme see. 讓我看看。 Rachel: Well? 怎樣 ? Ross: Well it39。s really. . . sexy. I wouldn39。t have thought it would be but. . . wow. 真的很性感，我沒想到會這樣，但 ...哇。 Rachel: Really? 真的？ Ross: Yeah, so uh, is it sore or can you do stuff? sore: 疼痛的 , 痛心的 , 劇烈的 stuff: 材料 對，所以會酸痛嗎 ?你可以活動嗎 ? Rachel: I guess. 可以吧。 Ross: Hey, save us some pizza. 留些披薩給我們。 [Scene: Chandler39。s apartment. Chandler and Joey are playing foosball for the table.] foosball: 桌上足球 Joey: Get out of the corner. Pass it, pass it. 別窩在角落 ,傳球 ... Chandler: Stop talking39。 to your men. [Joey scores] 別跟你的人講話。 Joey: Yes! And the table is mine. 是，桌子是我的了。 Chandler: Congratulations. [Chandler leaves] congratulations: 恭喜 恭喜了。 [Scene: Chandler39。s apartment. The whole gang is helping Joey pack.] Joey: Hey, you guys are still gonna e visit me, right? gonna: =going to 將要 你們還是會來看我，對吧 ? Chandler: Oh yeah, you got the big TV. We39。ll be over there all the time. . . all over time: 始終 ,一直 會呀，你有大熒幕電視，我們會常常去的， [Chandler gives him a look] except when we are here. 除了在這里時。 Phoebe: I know you39。re just moving uptown but I39。m really gonna miss you. uptown: 在 (或向 )城鎮(zhèn)非商業(yè)區(qū) , 在住宅區(qū) 我知道你只是往北搬我還是會很想你的。 Monica: I know, how you can not be across the hall anymore. anymore: 再也不 你怎會不再是我的對門芳鄰了 ? Rachel: Yeah, who39。s gonna eat all our food, and tie up our phone lines, tie up: 占用 是呀，誰來吃光我們的東西占用我們的電話 … and is that my bra? What the hell you doing39。 with my bra? bra: 胸罩 那是我的胸罩嗎 ?你拿我的胸罩去干嘛 ? Joey: Oh nono, it39。s uh, it39。s not what you think. 不 … 你想歪了。 We uh, we used it to, you know。 fling water balloons off the roof. fling: 拋 ,擲 ,扔 water balloon: 水球 我們用那個來在屋頂上彈水球 Remember that, those junior high kids couldn39。t even get theirs across the street. across: 穿過 記得嗎 ?那些初中生連彈到對面都辦不到。 Chandler: Yeah, I remember. 是呀，我記得 Ross: Hey, let39。s bring the rest of these down to the truck. truck: 卡車 嘿，讓我們把剩下的搬上卡車。 [Everyone except Joey and Chandler leave.] Chandler: So, uhh, em, you want me to uh, give you a hand with the foosball table? give sb a hand: 幫助某人 你要我?guī)湍惆徇@個足球桌下去嗎 ? Joey: Naa, you keep it, you need the practice. practice: 練習 不了，你留著，你需要練習。 Chandler: Thanks. 謝了。 Joey: So, I guess this is it. 所以，我猜就這樣了。 Chandler: Yeah, right, yeah, I guess so. 是呀，對，大概吧。 [Joey walks to the door. He stops, turns around.] turn around: 轉(zhuǎn)身 Joey: Listen, uh, I don39。t know when I39。m gonna see you again. 我不知道我們何時會再見 ? Chandler: Well, I39。m guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. 我猜今晚在咖啡館 ? Joey: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. take care: 小心 對呀，保重了。 Chandler: Yeah. 是。 [Joey walks out and after a few seconds es back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] for good: 永久地，一勞永逸地