【導(dǎo)讀】好的Rach，松餅和苦咖啡，收你$，雙份“拿鐵”,$。【scone英式司康烤餅Scone與美式餅干極其類似——不要將其與英聯(lián)邦國家中的餅干混淆，美國人管那種餅干叫作“曲奇”。Scone要比美國的餅干粘，通常包括甜葡萄干、無核小葡萄干、或棗。如蔓越橘或是堅(jiān)果，而巧克力仁的scone在美國也很受歡迎。Scone同時(shí)也是奶油點(diǎn)心的基。Chandler,咖啡和烤餅,$，Pheebs,藥茶,$，一共是$。他以前都不知道80塊電話帳單的一半是多少呢。哦，這是JoeyTribbiani請你們的，一點(diǎn)小意思。太好了，代我向他致謝?？雌饋韏oey真是個(gè)不錯(cuò)的男人，也許我能約他出去什么的？他不太習(xí)慣主動(dòng)的女生，但我還是幫你問問他吧，等等，你只給年輕漂亮的女生免費(fèi)飲食嗎？是啊，Joey你也太無恥了吧！我長得也不賴嘛。嗯，誰有口香糖嗎？我知道我放在什么地方了。對不起，我想我放在大包里了。不是應(yīng)該在上班嗎？Ugh,同事們讓我回來的.他們說我重感冒了，不能干活。很抱歉你感冒了。

　　

【正文】 neezes.) 少來了，上床吧！我要證明我沒??！我要讓你像我一樣爽。 Chandler: Would you please get some rest! 求你了，躺下睡覺吧！ Monica: I?m fine. (She goes into one of those halfsneezing, halfcoughing fits that you get with a bad cold or flu.) fit: 突然發(fā)作痙攣一陣 flu: 流感 我沒事。 Chandler: You39。re coughing. 你在咳嗽。 Monica: No, I39。m not. No, I39。m not, I39。m (can?t help proceeding to cough) proceed: 繼續(xù) 不，沒有，不，我沒有，我在大笑，哈哈。 Chandler: At what? 笑什么？ Monica: Just something I heard before. 僅僅是我以前聽過的事。 Chandler: Tell me. 告訴我。 Monica: No, I don39。t want it to spoil the mood. (Cough her spits into Chandler?s face) spoil: 破壞 mood: 情緒 不，我不想破壞我的心情。 [Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another goodlooking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.] Joey: (singing) Happy birthday to you! 祝你生日快樂！ Gunther: You?re paying for that. 你買單。 Joey: What? Nono it?s her birthday! 什么？不不，今天是她生日！ Gunther: You?ve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today! 20 個(gè)女顧客過了生日了 ! Joey: But it really… 但就是這樣啊 … Gunther: You are no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins. no longer: 不再 authorize: 授權(quán) distribute: 分配 你無權(quán)再派發(fā)生日松餅了！ Joey: Damn it! (Storms off.) 該死的 ! Ross: (entering) Rach? Hi! Rach? 你好！ Rachel: Hi!！ 你好！ Ross: Did you tell your sister to ask me out? 你讓你的妹妹約我出去？ Rachel: Well yeah… 嗯，是啊。 Ross: Oh wow! I mean, wow! I mean, III think she?s cute 我是說 , wow! 我是說 ,我是覺得她很可愛 But II would never have thought of going out with her, never! 但是我從沒想過要跟她交往什么的，從沒！ Rachel: Really?! 是嗎？ Ross: Yeah but after you said it was okay, I figured, Why not?! 不過既然你沒有意見，我又覺得 ”為什么不跟她交往呢？ “ Rachel: Oh soso not really never. oh，我是問你是不是的確從未想過（跟她交往） Ross: I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am. 我覺得你的胸懷比我寬廣太多了， I mean after all we?ve been through, 我是說我們以前交往那么久 …… I just—y?know I wish I had a brother to reciprocate. reciprocate: 互換 我、我。你知道嗎？我真希望我有個(gè)兄弟可以送給你做為報(bào)答對了， Hey, if you ever want to go out with Monica, you have my blessing. blessing: 祝福 如果你什么時(shí)候想跟 monica 交往，我會祝福你們幸福的。 Joey: (overhearing them) Ohho, and mine! Ohho, 我也祝福！ [Scene: Monica and Chandler39。s, Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who?s on the couch reading.] hobble: 蹣跚 Monica: (entering) Chandler, I think I?m sick. Chandler, 我想我是真的感冒了。 Chandler: Really? Struck down in the pribe of libe! strike down: 打倒 是嗎？你剛才說什么來著？ Monica: Okay, fine I admit it! I feel terrible! Would you please rub this on my chest? (She hands him some of that Vicks VapORub to put on.) 【 Vicks VapORub：維克斯達(dá)姆膏，這是寶潔公司出產(chǎn)的一種感冒藥，一種 bite 薄荷腦擦劑，搽在胸前能夠使感冒者呼吸通暢】 好了好了，我承認(rèn)還不行嗎？我難受死了！你能否幫我涂點(diǎn)這個(gè)到我胸脯上？ Chandler: Nonononononono, you are not getting me this way. 哦，不行不行，你不能用這法子釣我上鉤。 Monica: Come on! I really need your help! 來吧，我需要你幫我涂 啊！ Chandler: Nonononono! 不行，絕對不行 ! Monica: Fine, I?ll rub it on myself. 好！我自己涂得了。 Chandler: Okay. 好 . (To start this task, she lowers the top of her robe to reveal that she is naked from the waist up, well at least her back is, and starts to rub on the gunk seductively and enjoyably. Chandler notices this, and has something start happening. I?ll let you fill in the blank here.) lower: 降低 gunk: 黏性物質(zhì) waist: 腰 Chandler: So you?re just, kinda rubbing it on yourself? 這就是你的，你的 ”自涂 “ Monica: Yeah? 怎么了？ Chandler: It?s nice. 看起來感覺不錯(cuò)。 Monica: Are you kidding me?! Is this。 is this turning you on? turn sb on: 令某人興奮 你在開玩笑嗎？我是說，這樣子涂讓你興奮起來了？ Chandler: Yes! (Hangs his head in shame.) 是！ Monica: I can?t believe it! What is it? Is it the rubbing or the smell? 真難以置信！是我涂抹的方式還是這藥膏的氣味讓你興奮？ Chandler: It?s all very, very good. (She covers up and sits down.) So you wanna go uh, mix it up? mix it up: 混合 非常好，你想我?guī)兔ν縿螯c(diǎn)嗎？ Monica: Not now, I?m sick! 現(xiàn)在不行，我感冒了！ Chandler: Oh e on you big faker! faker: 騙子偽裝者 得了吧，你裝得可真像！ Monica: What happened to your rule about never sleeping with sick people? 怎么了？你不是說 ,你從來不跟感冒的人上床嗎？ Chandler: Well that was before all the vaporizing action. vaporize: 蒸發(fā) action: 表演 行動(dòng) 沒錯(cuò)，在你春光四射的表演前，我是那樣想的。 Monica: Okay, if you really wanna have sex… 好吧，如果你真的那么想做愛的話 … Chandler: Okay! (Runs into the bedroom.) 太好了！ Monica: Worked like a charm. charm:(女人的 )魔力魅力符咒 哦，像咒語一樣靈驗(yàn)。 [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross.] Jill: (entering) Hi! 嗨 ! Rachel: Hi! Whwhat are you doing here? 嗨 ! 你在這里干嗎 ? Jill: This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think? (She spins to show Rachel the outfit she?s wearing.) 我和 ross 約了在這里見面。對了，你覺得我看起來怎么樣？ Rachel: Well, II don?t like it. Well, 我不喜歡看 。 Jill: Really?! 真的不喜歡？ Rachel: It?s kinda slutty. slutty: 風(fēng)騷的 看起來有點(diǎn)太風(fēng)騷了。 Jill: It?s yours! 這可是你的衣服！ Rachel: Yeah well, I?mI?m a slut. slut: 蕩婦 沒錯(cuò)，我、我是比較風(fēng)騷。 Jill: (laughs) Me too. 其實(shí)我也是 . Ross: (entering) Hi Jill! 嗨 Jill! Jill: Hey! 嗨！ Ross: Hi (sees Rachel and fets her name for a moment) 嗨。 Rachel: Rachel. Rachel。 Ross: Rachel! Well, youyou?re not at home, you?reyou?reyou?re right here. Rachel! 你是不在家 ,可是你在這咖啡館里。 Rachel: Yeah I know, and I bet you thought it would be weird. But it?s not! bet: 打賭 我知道，我打賭你以為我會覺得比較尷尬是吧，不過一點(diǎn)都不尷尬。 (There?s an awkward silence.) awkward: 尷尬的 Ross: Okay. So well I?ll umm, (To Rachel) I?ll have her home by midnight. 哦，那好，我 12 點(diǎn)之前送她回家。 (Rachel laughs a little too hard as Ross and Jill leave for their date. After they have left, Rachel starts to break down.) break down: 精神上的 )崩潰 [Scene: Monica and Chandler39。s, Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to wat