【導讀】嗨，記得我曾有只猴子嗎？嗯，剛才...剛才我想什么來著？20％的小費已經(jīng)很慷慨了，Joe。你知道有什么更慷慨嗎？貪婪的Joe有什么事嗎？好吧，我很抱歉。這都怪我剛拍了些藝術(shù)照。expensive:昂貴的，花錢多的I?down在這里是接下來的意思。嗯，其實是兩張，因為其中一張里我的牙有點發(fā)黑。我干嗎拍那玩意啊。那你不能做點什么賺些外快嗎？我是說，你能不能...嗯，我不知道，通過某種特別的方式？也許...你們知道我曾經(jīng)乞討過。如果你能表演這個就肯定有用。你今天不是有個試演嗎？對，也許你能得到那個工作！等等，我曾經(jīng)參加過很多醫(yī)學試驗。啊，終于有個解釋了。讓我想想，嗯，我不想再捐獻精子了。哦，也許他們會喜歡我的血或唾液什么的，嗯？對于你在工作時間和朋友聊天我都怎么說的？那人等這杯咖啡已經(jīng)10分鐘了！

　　

【正文】 ot to apologize on the behalf of Carl. apologize: 道歉 on the behalf of: 代表 嗨，我必須為 Carl 的行為道歉。 Chandler: Who the hell is Carl?! Carl 到底是誰？ Joey: Oh, did I not mention? Carl is a guy I hired to be my identical twin for a medical research project. mention: 提及，說起 research project: 研究計劃 project: 項目，計劃，方案 哦，我沒提到過他？ Carl 是我雇來扮演我的孿生兄弟的。我準備參加一個醫(yī)學研究項目。 Chandler: Y?know sometimes the good ideas are just right in front of you, aren?t they? in front of: 在 … 前面 你知道有時好主意就在你眼前，不是嗎？ Joey: Okay, I know it sounds crazy, but I think it might work. Y?know? 哦，我知道這有點瘋狂，不過我認為也許能行得通。 The only problem is, Carl?s acting is… (Does the international hand symbol for so so.) act: 表演 international symbol: 國際符號 symbol: 符號，標志 soso: 不好不壞的 唯一的問題是， Carl 的演技實在是 ... Monica: The only problem! 唯一的問題？ Joey: Yeah, he?s the reason I didn?t get that big Minute Maid mercial a couple of years ago remember? a couple of: 兩個，幾個 是啊，你們記不記得幾年前我沒能出演那個大型鐘點女工廣告？就賴他！ We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up. mess up: 弄亂，弄糟 我們演兄弟倆，可他搞砸了。 Carl: (sticking his head back in) Hey, uh can I get a little piece of that cake? a piece of: 一塊 嗨，嗯 ...我能來塊蛋糕嗎？ Joey: (to Carl) Pizza!! We like Pizza!! Get out!!! (Carl does so.) pizza: 比薩餅，意大利薄餅 get out: 出去 比薩餅！我們喜歡比薩餅！滾出去！ [Scene: Phoebe and Rachel39。s, Phoebe and Rachel are returning.] Phoebe: Pat Sajak? Pat Sajak？ Rachel: Yep! 可以?。? Phoebe: Alex Trebek? Alex Trebek？ Rachel: Oh, of course! 哦，當然能！ Phoebe: Chuck Woolery? Chuck Woolery？ Rachel: Definitely! Phoebe, you will not find a single game show host, who?s ass I cannot kick. definitely: 一定地，肯定地 host: 主持人 kick: 踢 絕對可以！ Phoebe，你找不出任何一個打得過我的游戲節(jié)目主持人！ (They start to walk into the living room and notice someone?s head sticking up from behind a chair. The camera cuts to the other side and we see it?s Ross.) stick up: [Time lapse. The girls have Ross pinned face down. Phoebe is sitting on his back and arms while holding his head down and facing Rachel. Rachel is sitting on his knees and holding his lower legs vertically, causing Ross pain.] time lapse: 慢速拍攝 pin down: 把 … 固定住， 使動彈不得 hold: 拿，抱，握住 knee:膝蓋 lower leg: 小腿 vertically: 豎直地 Rachel: Say it! 說！ Phoebe: Say we are unagi! 說我們是 Unagi！ Ross: It?s not something you are! It?s something you have! 它不是你們能成為的東西！它是你們有的東西！ Rachel: Say it! 說呀！ Ross: Y?know what? I can easily get out of this, but there is a chance you can get very, very hurt! hurt: 肉體上的傷害，精神上的痛苦 你知道嗎？我很容易掙脫的，不過那樣你們就會受很重、很重的傷！ Rachel yanks on his legs again and he groans in pain.) yank: vt. 猛拉 groan: 呻吟 [Scene: The Medical Research office, Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room. Two identical twins e out and both wave by at the same time.] waiting room: 等候室，候診室 wave: 揮手 Joey: All right Carl, we?re next. Now remember, what is not gonna be? 好了， Carl，就到我們了。現(xiàn)在記住，別成為什么？ Carl: Another Minute Maid fiasco. fiasco : 又一個失敗的鐘點女工。 Joey: That?s right! And what are you not gonna do? 對！還有，你不許做什么？ Carl: Well, I?m not gonna talk because… 嗯，我不許說話，因為 ... Joey: (gets very angry) Damnit Carl! (Carl goes to say something more, and Joey silences him with a grunt.) grunt: silence: 使安靜，使沉默 grunt: 不滿的嘟噥聲，哼哼聲 見鬼 Carl！ The Doctor: (entering) (To the receptionist) Can I have the next one please? (Takes the form.) Joey and Tony Tribbiani. (Joey and Carl stand up.) form: 表格 我能見下一對嗎？ Joey 和 Tony Tribbiani。 Joey: That?s us. 我們就是。 The Doctor: (seeing they?re not identical) But uh, this is a study for identical twins. 可是 ...這是個同卵雙胞胎的研究。 Joey: That?s right, $2,000. 對啊， 2,000 大洋。 The Doctor: But, you?re not identical twins. 可你們不是同卵雙胞胎啊。 Joey: Damnit Carl! 見鬼 Carl！ [Scene: Monica and Chandler39。s, Monica is getting ready for Chandler?s arrival. He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table.] arrival: 到達，抵達 lit: light 的過去式 Chandler: Oh my good God. 我的老天爺！ Monica: Hey! Continuing the countdown of your favorite meals. Tonight, No. 3, macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs. countdown: 倒數(shù)計時 favorite: 喜愛的，中意的，寵愛的 macaroni: 意大利粉，通心面 cheese: 干酪，奶酪 cut up: 切碎，切割開 hot dog: 熱狗 嗨！接著倒數(shù)你愛吃的東西吧！位于第三位的是 ...通心面和奶酪澆碎熱狗。 Chandler: Look, you have done enough! Okay? You have to stop this now. 嗨，你已經(jīng)做的夠多了！你必須住手。 Monica: I will! But not tonight. For dinner music, I thought we could listen to that tape you made me. 當然，不過不是今晚。至于晚餐音樂，我想應該來聽聽你為我做的磁帶。 Chandler: Oh, the mixed tape. 哦，混錄磁帶。 (Monica pushes play and The Way You Look Tonight starts to play.) push: 按 Monica: The Way You Look Tonight is on here! Dance with me? 真的有 “The Way You Look Tonight”和我跳舞吧？ (He hesitates, then goes over to dance with her.) hesitate: 猶豫，躊躇 Monica: You are just the sweetest. (They kiss.) Sweet: 溫柔的，體貼的 你對我最好了。 (Suddenly, a strange and familiar voice es out of the tape player. Here?s a hint, OH…MY…GAWD!! That?s right, it?s Janice!) strange: 奇怪的，奇異的 familiar: 熟悉的 hint: 暗示 Janice: I love the way you look every night Chandler! 我喜歡你每晚的樣子， Chandler！ (Monica breaks the kiss and Chandler freezes in terror.) freeze:（使）結(jié)冰 terror: 恐怖 That?s why I made you this tape! Happy Birthday! Love Janice! 所以我做了這盤磁帶！生日快樂！愛你的 Janice！ Chandler: No! You?re the sweetest! (He tries to kiss her but Monica backs away with a look that could kill on her face.) back away: 為了讓出地方而后退 不！你才對我最好呢！ [Scene: A women?s selfdefense class, the instructor is just finishing a class.] instructor: 指導者，教師 The Instructor: Okay ladies, that ends today?s class, and let?s remember, let?s be safe out there. 好了女士們，今天的課就到這里。記住，在外面要注意安全。 (The women all clap and start to leave as Ross es up to the instructor. Apparently he was hiding in the back.) clap: 拍手，鼓掌 e up to: 走到近旁 apparently: 顯然地 Ross: It?s