【導(dǎo)讀】Joey的窩，我自己布置的。panther:豹，黑豹There'snoneedtodecide:decide:決定。瞧，這是一張咖啡桌呢，還是一只豹?組成genuine:真正的muppetskin:布偶。好漂亮的枕頭，這是真的布偶皮嗎?好極，好極了的桌上型水東西。謝了，我很喜歡這個東西,但你知道嗎？它會讓我想尿尿。為什么不帶我們?nèi)⒂^其他的部分呢？最棒的部分，來…沒錯，我這里裝了電話。Joey，答應(yīng)我一件事。別用那個電話打給我。bumpinto:撞擊hood:風(fēng)帽,兜帽improvise:臨時湊成,臨時準備;即興演。來了,親愛的，抱歉，蘋果派賣完了最后一片剛被干掉。你們絕對不會相信的。等一等，我四年前就宣布你為法國領(lǐng)地了。到我說完為止，好嗎?我剛剛認識了一個小唱片公司的制作人，

　　

【正文】 Like when, uh, when we were kids. 就像我們小的時候。 Monica: Ross, I hated you when we were kids. Ross，小時候我恨你耶。 Ross: You hated me when we were kids? 小時候你恨我 ? Monica: Yes. I hated you. I mean 對，我恨你，我是說， I, I, loved you in a 39。you39。re my brother so I have to39。 kind of way, 我就像 “你是我哥所以我必須愛你 ”那樣愛你 … but basically, yeah, I hated your guts. basically: 基本上 guts: 從心底，發(fā)自內(nèi)心深處地 但基本上，我恨死你了。 Ross: Why did you hate me? 你為什么要恨我 ? Monica: Because, you were mean to me and you, 因為你對我太爛了， you teased me and you always, always got your way. tease: 嘲弄 get your way: 【讓你得逞】 而且 … 你 … 你嘲弄我你總是 … 你總是得逞 Ross: And that wasn39。t fun for you? 你覺得那不好玩 ? Monica: Duhhuh! 啊??！ Ross: I can39。t believe you hated me. 真不敢相信你恨我。 Monica: Now I love you. And not just 39。cause I have to. 現(xiàn)在我愛你，不只是因為我必須這樣。 Ross: Really? 真的？ Monica: Yeah. You39。re just gonna have to stop pissing me off. piss off: 滾開，滾蛋 piss sb of: 惹惱某人 只是你現(xiàn)在必須停止惹怒我。 Ross: I can do that. 我可以辦得到。 Monica: Then I won39。t have to kill you. 那我就用不著殺你了。 Ross: So you wanna watch uh, Entertainment Tonight? 你要看 “今天娛樂 ”？ Monica: Yeah, thanks. You know what? 謝了知道嗎？ Ross: What? 什么？ Monica: If you really want to watch that Serengetti thing, you can. 如果你真的想看那個節(jié)目我還是可以讓你 … Ross: Ohh... OK. [changes the channel] 哦，好吧。 [Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Rachel, and Monica are hanging out.] [Phoebe enters] Phoebe: Hey. 嘿。 All: Hey. 嘿。 Phoebe: Listen. You are not going to believe this but, that is not me singing on the video. 聽著，你們絕對不會相信的，但是 MTV上的歌聲不是我的。 All: No. 不。 Phoebe: Yes. 是。 Rachel: Well, how did you find out? find out: 發(fā)現(xiàn) 你怎么知道的呢 ? Phoebe: Well, OK, the record pany sent over this piece of paper for me to sign, pany: 公司 send over: 發(fā)送 嗯，好，唱片公司送了一張紙條來叫我簽名， saying that it39。s OK for someone else to sing for me. That was my first clue. clue: 線索 要我同意他們找別人來替我唱的那是，我的第一個線索。 Monica: So what39。re you gonna do? 那你打算怎么辦 ? Phoebe: Well, I can39。t work with people who would do this. 我沒有辦法跟這種人一起工作。 Monica: Sure. 那當(dāng)然。 Phoebe: I mean this poor woman. 這個 … 這個可憐的女人。 Ross: What woman? 什么女人 ? Phoebe: The voice woman. Ya know, I mean, she has a great voice but she doesn39。t have a video. 那個代唱的女人，她的聲音真是棒透了可是她沒有 MTV啊。 Rachel: OK, Phoebs. But what about you? Phoebe，那你呢 ? Phoebe: Well I have a video, you have to pay attention. 我有 MTV，你得要留心聽。 No this, this voice woman, she39。s so talented but, 不，這個代唱的人她很有才華。 according to the producer people, they said she doesn39。t have like the right look or something, according to: 根據(jù) 可是那些制作人說她長得不夠好看之類的。 ya know. I mean, it39。s like, 你知道嗎，我是說，像， she39。s like one of those animals at the pound who like nobody wants pound: 獸欄，動物收容所 她就像那種動物收容所里面的動物沒有人要。 39。cause they39。re not pretty enough or you know. 就因為她長得不夠漂亮而已。 Like, like some old dog who39。s just kind of like stinky and. stinky: 發(fā)惡臭的 或者是像 只老狗，渾身發(fā)臭 … Huuuuh, oh my God, she39。s smelly cat. Oh, oh that song has so many levels. level: 水平 我的天啊，它就是 “臭臭貓 ”那首歌具有深度。 [Scene: Chandler and Eddie39。s apartment.] Chandler: Hey Eddie, you uh, wanna play some foosball? Eddie，來玩桌上足球怎么樣 ? Eddie: No thanks man, I39。m not uh, I39。m not really into sports. be into: 對 … 有興趣 不，謝了，老兄我不太喜歡運動。 Chandler: [stares in disbelief] Yeah o, OK, alright. [oven timer goes off] Doesn39。t matter, time for Baywatch. stare: 凝視 in disbelief: 懷疑地 Eddie: Y, y, you like that show? 你喜歡看那個節(jié)目 ? Chandler: You don39。t like that show? 你不喜歡嗎 ? Eddie: Wha, n, no. I mean it39。s just a bunch of pretty people runnin39。 around on the beach, a bunch of: 一群 run around: 東奔西跑，奔忙 不，那只是一群俊男美女在海灘上跑來跑去 ya know. 你知道嗎。 Chandler: Well that39。s the brilliance of it. The pretty people... and the running. brilliance: 光彩 俊男美女，跑來跑去。 Eddie: I tell ya, I, I39。m gonna go read in my room for a little while. a little while: 不久，一會兒 我要進我房間看書了。 Chandler: Oh o, OK man. 好的，老兄。 [Joey39。s place. He39。s watching Baywatch, laughing. He goes to say something to Chandler in the other chair but no one39。s there. He goes to call Chandler but decides not to.] decide: 決定 [Chandler39。s. He39。s playing foosball by himself.] [Joey39。s. Playing ping pong by himself.] [All by myself is playing. Chandler is sitting in front of a window while it39。s raining outside. We see Joey through a rainy window. The camera zooms out to show it39。s just his tabletop water sculpture.] in front of: 在 … 前面 zoom out: 縮小 tabletop: 桌面 sculpture: 雕塑品，雕刻品 [Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe is performing Smelly Cat.] perform: 表演 Phoebe: [singing] Smelly cat, smellly cat, what are they feeding you? Everybody. 臭臭貓，臭臭貓 ,他們喂你什么 ?一起唱。 All: Smelly cat, smellly cat, it39。s not your fault. fault: 錯誤，缺陷 臭臭貓，臭臭貓，那不是你的錯。 Phoebe: Monica. Monica。 Monica: [sings] They won39。t take you to the vet. vet: 獸醫(yī) 他們不帶你去看獸醫(yī)。 Phoebe: Chandler. Chandler。 Chandler: [reluctantly sings] You39。re obviously not their favorite pet. reluctantly: 勉強地 obviously: 顯然的 favorite: 最愛的人或物 pet: 寵物 你顯然不是他們的最愛。 Monica: Joey. Joey。 Joey: [sings] It may not be a bed of roses. 你或許不是一床玫瑰。 Phoebe: Rachel. Rachel。 Rachel: [sings] And you39。re no friend to those with noses. 也沒有人會喜歡間你。 Phoebe: Uh, Ross, those are the only lines we have, sorry. OK, you guys, Back to the Chorus. line: 臺詞 chorus: 合唱 Ross，歌詞都唱完了，抱歉好了，回到合唱的部分。