【導(dǎo)讀】我最不喜歡的情況發(fā)生了，massage:按摩，推拿client:顧客，?？蚭xhibit:陳列品，展覽品museum:博物館。一個(gè)按摩客戶送我三張ManChase博物館參觀票。所以你得陪他睡覺。他只給了三張票，而我們一共六個(gè)人。Ross也一定會(huì)大方。圖片展女同性戀的愛情場(chǎng)面，interspersewith:用...點(diǎn)綴著intersperse:散布點(diǎn)綴videogame:計(jì)算機(jī)游戲，電視游。并有視頻游戲，附送三明治。Ross，Chandler剛剛把你周末去博物館看女同志、吃三明治的大好機(jī)會(huì)給葬送了！不過我另有安排；我和Elizabeth要出城。她老爸付錢請(qǐng)你帶孩子？之外，而且，還有g(shù)ooutwith:和…是不是該放我們一馬了不許再提!再說，Rachel還不是勾搭Elizabeth她爸！好象會(huì)對(duì)化石感興趣的。好吧,以后Rachel跟老Paul說悄悄話都需要大吼大叫。著走standard:標(biāo)準(zhǔn)，水準(zhǔn)，規(guī)范sit:情景喜劇。難道你們不覺得好笑？

　　

【正文】 u get me something from the car. 啊 ?好 .我上樓一下，幫我到車?yán)锬命c(diǎn)東西？ Paul: What do you need from the car? 需要什么？ Rachel: Surprise me. 給我點(diǎn)驚喜。 Paul: (whispering) Okay. (Starts for the car.) whispering: 耳語的 start for: 動(dòng)身去 好。 Rachel: (yelling again) So you?re gonna be in the car, 你到車庫， I will be upstairs, and that?s where everybody?s gonna be! 我上樓，這里就空無一人！ (Rachel and Elizabeth go upstairs. Paul starts for the car, but notices his luggage is still out and decides to take it into the bedroom.) luggage: 行李 decide: 下決心，決定 [Cut to his bedroom, Ross is listening at the door as Paul opens the door, trapping Ross behind it. With Paul?s back turned Ross coils up like a snake and slithers underneath the bed.] trap: 困住，使受限制 coil: 卷盤繞把 ...卷成圈 (+up) snake: 蛇 slither: 搖晃不穩(wěn)地滑動(dòng)或滑行 underneath: 在 … 下面，在 … 底下 Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, you?re doing great. 放輕松， Paul，你表現(xiàn)很好。 (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She… Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Y?know why? 她喜歡你，她有可能喜歡你，她喜歡你 , 為什么呢？ Because you?re a (pause) neat guy. (Ross can?t believe what he?s hearing.) neat: 美口 美妙的很棒的 因?yàn)槟銗鄹蓛簟? You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) shirt: 襯衣，襯衫 chest: 胸部，胸腔 你是她的心上人，猛男！ I still got it. Nice and sexy. You?re just a love machine. sexy: 性感的，有吸引力的 魅力不減當(dāng)年，優(yōu)雅、夠性感 ,你不過是愛的機(jī)器。 (Starts singing) I’m just a love machine and I won’t work for nobody but you! Hey baby! 我這部愛的機(jī)器啊，只為你開動(dòng)！ (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) flex: 屈曲，彎曲 grunt: （豬等）作呼嚕聲，（人）發(fā)出類似的哼聲 演出開始。 I’m just a love machine, yeah baby! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.) 我這部愛的機(jī)器啊 [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in.] Monica: Phoebe! Phoebe! Phoebe: Yeah? 恩 ? Monica: Have you seen Chandler?! 看見 Chandler 嗎 ?! Phoebe: No! Why? 沒 !咋了 ? Monica: The woman from the museum called and said that there was a cancellation 博物館來電話，說有人取消預(yù)約。 And that we could move up our wedding and Chandler heard! (Phoebe gasps.) I know! How bad is this?! move up: 提前 (進(jìn)行 ) gasp: 倒抽 氣 我的預(yù)定提前了，電話被 Chandler 接到了！這很嚴(yán)重嗎 ? Phoebe: Well for the regular guy, it?s bad, but Chandler, Oh dear God! regular: 正常的 普通的男人會(huì)覺得嚴(yán)重，但 Chandler 聽見 , 天?。? Monica: I know! I know! And he totally freaked out and I can?t find him anywhere! freak out：嚇到 我曉得！他嚇得落荒而逃，沒影了 ！ Phoebe: What are you gonna do? 你怎么辦 ? Monica: Well, I?m never gonna listen to you again, that?s for sure! for sure: 無疑 哼，我再也不聽你教唆了。 (Mimicing her.) Y?know, harm can it do if you go and put your name down? mimic: 模仿 還說什么 報(bào)個(gè)名也沒什么壞處 。 Phoebe: Rachel said that! 是 Rachel說的！ Monica: Well Rachel?s not here! (Runs out.) 但 Rachel現(xiàn)在不在！ [Scene: The Dry Cleaner?s, Joey and Phoebe are entering to see if his picture is on the wall.] Phoebe: You really think she put your picture up already? 她真的把你的掛上去了？ Joey: Did she put my picture up? You kidding, after the date we had? 這是什么話？約完那次會(huì)之后？ I wouldn39。t be surprised if she put 10 of my pictures up there. 她就算掛十張我都不會(huì)驚訝。 Except for the fact that I only gave her one. I don39。t know where she39。d get the other nine. except for: 除 … 之外，若不是 只不過我只給了她一張，不知道她要去哪里再弄九張。 Phoebe: Oh! Here it is! (Noticing it next to the door.) Ooh, Joey! 哦！我看見了！ Why did you sign it, Son of a bitch? (Son of a bitch is written across the entire picture.) sign: 簽名，簽字 son of a bitch: 俚 狗娘養(yǎng)的 across: 橫越 ，橫跨 Joey! 為什么你要簽 “混蛋 ”？ Joey: I didn?t do that! Who would?ve done that?! 不是我干的！我怎么會(huì)這樣簽？！ The Dry Cleaner: (entering) Son of a bitch! 混蛋！ Phoebe: Okay, maybe ask this guy. 問問他。 The Dry Cleaner: You, get out of my shop! 你，給我滾出去！ Phoebe: Well, what did he do? 他做什么壞事了？ The Dry Cleaner: He went out with my wife! go out with: 和 … 約會(huì) 他和我老婆亂搞！ Phoebe: Joey! Joey! Joey: Whoawhoawhoawhoa, II—Hey! I did not go out with your wife! 什么？我才沒有和你老婆亂搞！ (The same woman from before enters.) Okay? I went out with her! (Points at her.) 我跟她好 ! The Dry Cleaner: That?s my wife!!! 她就是我老婆！滾！ Joey: I39。m not pointing at her, 39。m pointing at her.39。Zelda McMurray.39。 我指的不是她，我指的是她， Zelda McMurray。 Who the hell? How did she get up there?! 誰啊？她憑什么上墻？ The Dry Cleaner: Get out! (Starts yelling at him in Russian, and I?m betting he?s not saying pleasant things about him.) bet: 打賭，肯定，確信 滾出去！ Phoebe: Well, we should go. 我們走吧。 Joey: Yeah. 好。 [Scene: Paul?s Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.] Elizabeth: Ross? Ross? Ross? Ross? Ross: Elizabeth! (He opens one of the bed stands that he has curled himself up into.) curl up: 卷起 curl: （使）彎曲，（使）卷曲 Elizabeth! Okay. Okay. (She helps him out.) I?m gonna go out this window. 好了，我爬窗出去。 (Points to the window next to him.) I?ll meet you at the front door. Just tell them you?re going home, okay? 前門見。你跟他們說你回家去。 Elizabeth: Okay! 好 ! Rachel: (yelling from the living room) Oh waitwaitwait!! living room: 客廳，起居室 等一下！先別進(jìn)去！ No! Don?t go in there! Don?t go in there! I need another soda! 我還需要一杯蘇打水！ (Ross frantically starts to open the window as Paul enters and traps him halfway out the window.) frantically: 狂暴地，瘋狂地 trap halfway: 半途的，中間的 Paul: Ross! Ross! Rachel: Oh my God Ross! What in heaven?s name are you doing here? 天啊， Ross!你在這里搞什么名堂？ Ross: (to Elizabeth) And that is why we cannot see each other anymore. 所以，我們還是不要再見面了。 Paul: Ross. You and I are going to have to have a little talk. Ross，我們單獨(dú)談?wù)劇? Elizabeth: Daddy! 爸 ! Paul: You?re next!! 下一個(gè)跟你談 !! Elizabeth: Okay. I didn?t know he was here. (Runs over to Rachel.) 好，我不知道他在這里。 Paul: Let me just see if I got this straight. 我已經(jīng)講得很明白， I tell you to stay away from my dau