【導(dǎo)讀】[Scene:CentralPerk,Chandler,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaarethere.]. Monica:There'snothingtotell!him!Ahumpandahairpiece?Phoebe:Wait,doesheeatchalk?todinnerand-nothavingsex.All:Oh,yeah.Hadthatdream.Joey:Insteadof...?Chandler:That'sright.Phoebe:No.Chandler:Finally,IfigureI'dbetteranswerit,anditturnsoutit'smymother,whichis. very-veryweird,because-shenevercallsme!Ross:(mortified)Hi.Monica:Areyouokay,sweetie?Chandler:Cookie?Joey:Ohh.Ross:Thanks.Phoebe:Ooh!Oh!Ross:No,nodon't!Phoebe:Fine!Bemurky!Ross:I'llbefine,alright?Really,everyone.Ihopeshe'llbeveryhappy.Monica:Noyoudon't.Ross:NoIdon't,tohellwithher,sheleftme!Ross:No!!Okay?!Shedidn'tknow,how. shouldIknow?outloud?A. wrongnumber?Ross:Sorry.Joey:Stripjoint!C'mon,you'resingle!Havesomehormones!Ross:Idon'twanttobesingle,okay?Monica:Rachel?!ThankGod!are!Monica:(pointingatRachel)De-caff.(toAll)Okay,everybody,thisisRachel,

　　

【正文】 oes into her room and Monica enters the living room as Ross is leaving.) Monica: See ya.... Waitwait, what39。s with you? Ross: I just grabbed a spoon. (Ross exits and Monica has no idea what that means.) Closing Credits [Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.] Joey: I can39。t believe what I39。m hearing here. Phoebe: (sings) I can39。t believe what I39。m hearing here... Monica: What? II said you had a Phoebe: (sings) What I said you had... Monica: (to Phoebe) Would you stop? Phoebe: Oh, was I doing it again? All: Yes! Monica: I said that you had a nice butt, it39。s just not a great butt. Joey: Oh, you wouldn39。t know a great butt if it came up and bit ya. Ross: There39。s an image. Rachel: (walks up with a pot of coffee) Would anybody like more coffee? Chandler: Did you make it, or are you just serving it? Rachel: I39。m just serving it. All: Yeah. Yeah, I39。ll have a cup of coffee. Chandler: Kids, new dream... I39。m in Las Vegas. (Rachel sits down to hear Chandler39。s dream.) Customer: (To Rachel) Ahh, miss? More coffee? Rachel: Ugh. (To another customer that39。s leaving.) Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there? (Hands him the coffee pot.) Go ahead. (He does so.) Thank you. (To the gang.) Sorry. Okay, Las Vegas. Chandler: Okay, so, I39。m in Las Vegas... I39。m Liza Minelli End________________________________________ Xian 20202010 102 The One With the Sonogram at the End [Scene Central Perk, everyone39。s there.] Monica: What you guys don39。t understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it. Joey: Yeah, right!.......Y39。serious? Phoebe: Oh, yeah! Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss. Monica: Absolutely. Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y39。know? I mean it39。s like the standup edian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd es out. Ross: Yeah, andand it39。s not that we don39。t like the edian, it39。s thatthat... that39。s not why we bought the ticket. Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert39。s over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the edian again, y39。know? I mean, we39。re in the car, we39。re fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake. Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the edian. Otherwise next time you39。re gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone. Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex? Opening Credits [Scene: Museum of Prehistoric History, Ross and a coworker (Marsha) are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people.] Ross: No, it39。s good, it is good, it39。s just that mm doesn39。t she seem a little angry? Marsha: Well, she has issues. Ross: Does she. Marsha: He39。s out banging other women over the head with a club, while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet! Ross: Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like 39。Gee, that glacier39。s getting kinda close.39。 See? Marsha: Speaking of issues, isn39。t that your exwife? (Carol, Ross39。s exwife, has entered behind them and is standing outstide the exhibit.) Ross: (trying to ignore her) No. No. Marsha: Yes, it is. Carol! Hi! Ross: Okay, okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about I39。ll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age. (Marsha extis and Ross waves Carol into the exhibit.) Ross:Hi. Carol: So. Ross: You look great. I, uh... I hate that. Carol: Sorry. You look good too. Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect... So what39。s new? Still, uh... Carol: A lesbian? Ross: Well... you never know. How39。s, um.. how39。s the family? Carol: Marty39。s still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh Ross: Why why are you here, Carol? Carol: I39。m pregnant. Ross: Pregnant?! [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three39。s Company.] Chandler: Oh, I think this is the episode of Three39。s Company where there39。s some kind of misunderstanding. Phoebe:...Then I39。ve already seen this one! (Turns off the TV.) Monica: (taking a drink from Joey) Are you through with that? Joey: Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down. Monica: Whose little ball of paper is this?! Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn39。t need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead. (Monica starts to fluff a pillow.) Phoebe: She39。s already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you39。ve already fluffed that (Monica glares at her.) but, it39。s fine! Monica: Look , I39。m sorry, guys, I just don39。t wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have. Chandler: Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child39。s pillow. Phoebe: Monica Hi! Um, Monica, you39。re scaring me. I mean, you39。re like, you39。re like all chaotic and twirly. And notnot in a good way. Joey: Yeah, calm down. You don39。t see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they e. Monica: That39。s because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y39。see, he39。s the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born. Chandler: (looking out the window) Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew! Monica: What? Chandler: Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster! All: Eeaagh! (Rachel enters from her room.) Rachel: Has anybody seen my engagement ring? Phoebe: Yeah, it39。s beautiful. Rachel: Oh God, oh God, oh God oh God oh God oh God.... (Starts to look under the couch cushions.) Phoebe: No, look, don39。t touch that! Rachel: Oh, like I wasn39。t dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him... 39。Hi Barry! Remember me? I39。m the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family!39。 Oh God and now I39。m gonna have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it so mu