【導(dǎo)讀】不會(huì)跟一個(gè)像錢(qián)德這樣的人約會(huì)...錢(qián)德沒(méi)什么進(jìn)展，而且...我也不知道他倆是怎么回事。接著，羅斯的新女朋友突然出現(xiàn)，瑞秋讓她相信她該重新留光頭。羅斯和瑞秋接吻，我不知道他們之間又發(fā)生了什么...你知道，等等，讓我去找錢(qián)德。瑞秋幫了我大忙。我的頭全曬黑了。那好，我在房間等你。好了，我得走了。是這樣，我－我要去跟邦妮分手。我不能－不能整晚都呆在這，而且。那么，你不能告訴她你沒(méi)這個(gè)心情？不，她喜歡那樣。假裝睡覺(jué)也不管用，我沒(méi)法。真是的，我為什么要告訴你這些？不是每個(gè)早晨都會(huì)。

　　

【正文】 ) (to Rachel) Ohohoh, and by the way, YOUapostropheRE means ‘you are,’ Y OUR means ‘your!’ Rachel: Y39。know I can’t believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!! Ross: (starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it) Rachel: Oh, oh, and heyheyhey, those little spelling tips will e in handy when you’re at home on Saturday nights playing Scrabble with Monica!! Monica: Hey!! Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep you’re gonna miss wishing you were with me! Ross: Oh, nonono don’t you worry about me falling asleep. I still have your letter!!! Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, it’s not that mon! It doesn’t happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!! Chandler: I KNEW IT!!!! CLOSING CREDITS[Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s, Chandler and Monica are playing cards at the dinner table.] Monica: (sets down some cards) Gin. Chandler: We were playing Gin? Y39。know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked. 記住，分手是兩個(gè)人的事！！ 沒(méi)錯(cuò)！那兩個(gè)人就是你和那個(gè)復(fù)印室的女孩， 就象昨天你承認(rèn)的，所有的責(zé)任都是你的！！ 什么？??！ 我睡著了！ 你睡著了？！ 那時(shí)是早上 5： 30，你那封信洋洋灑灑 18頁(yè)紙， 而且是雙面的??！ 哦哦哦，順便說(shuō)一句， YOURE意思是 ‘ 你是 ’ ， YOUR意思是 ‘ 你的 ’ ！ 你知道嗎我真不敢相信 我們居然會(huì)又和好！我們之間完了?。? 求之不得?。? 哦，哦，嘿嘿嘿，你那些拼寫(xiě)的小本事留著 你星期六晚上和莫妮卡玩拼字游戲的時(shí)候用吧?。?！ 嘿！！ 對(duì)不起??！ 只是想到我在那么希望他和我 在一起的時(shí)候他居然在睡覺(jué)，我就覺(jué)得惱火！ 哦，不不不，你就沒(méi)想過(guò)我會(huì)睡覺(jué)。 我還留著你的信?。?！ 嘿！那你該知道，它不是普通的信！ 不是每個(gè)人都會(huì)收到這樣的信的！是很大件事??！ 我知道?。?！ 金?。ㄎ亿A了） 我們?cè)诖蚪鹄着疲? 你知道要是咱們倆是一對(duì)兒，就可以光著身子玩 牌。 你有沒(méi)有完！ 好吧，不說(shuō)了。 是的，我覺(jué)得你很棒，你很體貼，而且你很帥， 我也愛(ài)你?？赡氵€是那個(gè)在我身上撒尿的人。 Monica: Will you stop! Chandler: Okay. All right. Monica: Okay, all right, I think you’re great, I think you’re sweet, and you’re smart, and I love you. But you will always be the guy who peed on me. 402 The One With The Cat 402 The One With The Cat [Scene: Chandler and Joey39。s, Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler es out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process.] Chandler: Wow! That ripped! That ripped real nice! Joey: How many times do I have to tell you! Ya, turn and sliiiide! Y39。know, turn and slide. Chandler: You don’t turn and slide, you throw it out! I’m tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed! Joey: Look, we’re not throwing it out! I built this thing with my own hands! Chandler: All right, how about we, how ‘bout we sell it. Joey: All right. But, you’re gonna have to tell them. (He opens the cabi to reveal the chick and the duck living inside with Christmas lights and a disco ball as decorations.) Chandler: (nods his head) Do you mind if we stick you in another cabi? (to Joey) They seem all right with it! OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s, Monica and Ross are there. Monica is checking the messages.] Chip: (on machine) Hey Monica, it’s Chip. Monica: Yesss!! Ross: Who’s Chip? Monica: Shhh! Chip: (on machine) Good runnin’ into you at the bank today, so ah, here’s my number, 555 9323. Give me a call. Later. Monica: Chip, is Chip Matthews. Ross: The guy who took Rachel to the prom? Why is he calling you? Monica: ‘Cause I ran into him at the bank, he is still soo cute. Ross: Monica, you’re so lucky! He’s like the most popular guy in school!! Monica: I know!! (calls him) (on phone) Chip? Hi! It’s Monica. (listens) ‘Kay. (listens) ‘Kay. (listens) Okay. (listens) Okay, goodbye. (hangs up) Oh my God, we just had the best conversation!! (goes into her room as Rachel enters) Ross: (to Rachel) I was just leaving. Rachel: Good! ‘Cause I’ve got a product report to read, it’s like eight pages, I hope I don’t fall asleep. 402 轉(zhuǎn)世靈貓 哇～～撕破了！ 撕的真不錯(cuò) 我告訴你多少次了！ 側(cè)身、劃步！知道嗎，側(cè)身然后劃步 你不必側(cè)身加劃步，你要扔它出去！ 我已經(jīng)厭倦了 每次穿衣服都得打破傷風(fēng)針！ 我們不會(huì)把它扔出去的 它是我自己做的！ 那么，不如 ..不如我們把它賣(mài)了吧 好吧 ..不過(guò)我們得告訴它們 你們介意搬到其它的櫥柜嗎？ 看來(lái)它們沒(méi)問(wèn)題！ 你好，莫尼卡！我是切普 好啊～ 切普是誰(shuí)？ 噓～～ 真高興今天在銀行重遇到你 我的電話(huà)是 5559323，聯(lián)系我 是切普 .馬休斯 那個(gè)帶瑞秋去舞會(huì)的男人？ 他為什么打電話(huà)找你？ 因?yàn)槲以阢y 行里撞上他了 他依然很可愛(ài) 莫尼卡，你真幸運(yùn) 在學(xué)校里他是最受歡迎的！ 我知道～！！ 切普？是我，莫尼卡 好 .. 好的 .. 好的，再見(jiàn) 天！我們剛剛進(jìn)行了一次最好的談話(huà) 我要走了 好！ 我要閱讀一份生產(chǎn)報(bào)告 Ross: Why? Did you write it? Rachel: (sees Chip’s phone number) Wow! Look at that, Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants? Ross: Well ah, actually... Rachel: (interrupting) I bet he sensed that I was ready to have sex with another guy. Ross: Well, umm, why don’t you give him a call? Rachel: Okay. (picks up phone) Are you sure you wanna hear this? Ross: Oh, I’m sure. Rachel: (on phone) Chip! Hi, it’s Rachel. (listens) Rachel Green. Yeah, umm, you left me a message. (listens) Yes you did, my roommate wrote it down. (listens) Monica Geller. (listens) Ohh. Ross: (whispering in her ear) Oh, that’s right! He called to ask out Monica! Thatthat’s gotta be embarrassing! [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is finishing up a song.] Phoebe: (screaming, angrily) ...DUMB, DRUNKEN, BITCH!!! (applause) (happily) Thank you, thanks. Ross: (reading the newspaper) Hey, here’s a question。 where did you guys get the finest oak East of the Mississippi? Chandler: Uhhuh, first you tell us where you got the prettiest lace in all the land. Ross: I’m reading your ad. Joey: Looks good, uh? Ross: Yeah. Chandler: (reading the ad) Stunning entertainment center. Fine, (pause) fine Italian craftsmanship. (Joey is very proud of himself) Phoebe: Oh my God, you guys are selling the entertainment center? Rachel: Why? I love that thing. Chandler: You want it? Phoebe and Rachel: Oh no. Chandler: Ahh, Gepeto, $5,000 dollars? Are you insane? Joey: Hey, the ad alone cost 300 bucks! Chandler: All right look, I’m changing it to 50 bucks, or your best offer. Joey: What kind of profit is that?! And you call yourself an accountant. Chandler: (looks at him) Nooo. Joey: Oh. What do you do? Chandler: I can’t believe y