【導(dǎo)讀】我想我們應(yīng)該做的正式一些，哼?是我好朋友羅斯.可以讓我們倆單獨(dú)待會(huì)嗎?

　　

【正文】 你得告訴瑞秋 沒有那么簡(jiǎn)單 她說(shuō)她想嫁給我 . 我不想去傷害她 . 聽著，你就溫和地告訴她 . 你說(shuō)得對(duì)， 我這就去告訴她 在羅斯發(fā)現(xiàn)前 我會(huì)溫和的 . 我能做到那點(diǎn) . 我是一個(gè)溫和的人 . 喔 . 有 2人正在里面做愛 如果你想，過(guò)去看看 . 嘿 . 嘿 . 聽著 , 我ˇ 我聽說(shuō)了我們之間訂婚的事 . 驚訝 ? 還有迷惑 . 瑞秋 , 親愛的 , 我沒向你求婚 . 我知道 . 我想你搞錯(cuò)了 . 你沒向我求婚 . 是喬伊 . 你好可憐呀 , 一定是累壞了 . 瑞 秋 , 我沒向你求婚 , 喬伊也沒有 錢德也沒有 你是沒有， 錢德也沒有 但是喬伊有向我求婚 喬伊向你求婚 我可以一會(huì)再來(lái) . 嘿 , 等等 ! 喬伊，你向她求婚了？ 沒有 . 你有 表面上我是向她求婚了 . 那你為什么給我戒指 ? 等等！你把戒指給她了 ? 沒有 ! 沒有 ,而且我沒有開口讓她嫁給我 ! 有，你說(shuō)了 ! 沒有，我沒說(shuō) ! 你說(shuō)了 ! 我沒有 ! 說(shuō)了 ! 別說(shuō)你沒說(shuō)！ ?。。?！ ! 他當(dāng)時(shí)就在那里 . 他單膝下跪向我求婚的 . 喔，你單膝下跪？ 是，是，那看起來(lái)容易引起誤會(huì) . 但是我沒有，我沒有求婚 ! 那么到底發(fā)生了什么事 ? 就 是，到底怎么回事 ? 好，那戒指滑落到了地上 然后我蹲身去撿 你就以為我在向你求婚 對(duì) ,但是你說(shuō)， ―你愿意嫁給我嗎 ? 沒有，我沒說(shuō) ! 有，你說(shuō)了 ! 我沒有 ! 有，你說(shuō)了 ? 啊，天呀，你沒說(shuō) ! 那你當(dāng)時(shí)為什么不和我說(shuō) ?! 我一直在找機(jī)會(huì) ,但一直有人進(jìn)進(jìn)出出 然后你又把胸部露了出來(lái) ! Whoa! 嘿！！ Whoawhoawhoa, 你看到她胸部了 ?! 我一會(huì)再和你說(shuō)這事 . 鎮(zhèn)定 . 喬伊 , 那你拿著枚訂婚戒指做什么？ 那個(gè)不是我的戒指 ! 戒指是羅斯的 ! 瑞秋，正因?yàn)樗蛩阆蚰闱蠡椋? 我才感覺很糟糕 . 什么 ?! 你打算向我求婚 ? ......ˇ 不是 . 恩 ,太尷尬樂 :) 但是，我是打算看看你是否想 .. 重新約會(huì) ,但就這些 你說(shuō)狠點(diǎn)嘛 ! 我都求婚了 . 你沒有！ ! 對(duì)，對(duì) . 這一會(huì)發(fā)生太多事了，而且我感覺我剛剛好像 吃了些不新鮮的水果 . 嘿，她剛剛醒來(lái) ! 她餓了 讓我們?cè)僭囈辉嚢?? 好吧 . 真沒想到， 你居然告訴她我打算向她求婚 ! 真沒想到， 你居然不向她求婚 ! 嘿 , 我不會(huì)倉(cāng)促做決定 ! 好的，哥們，我完全理解 通常當(dāng)我和女人有了孩子 我喜歡放慢我們之間的關(guān)系 ! 天呀 ! 什么 ? 她正在吃奶，看 她正在吸吮！ ! Ah, 真美 . 我一會(huì)回來(lái)接她 . 好 . 謝謝 . wow, 這感覺好奇怪 . 好感覺 ? 極好的 . 嘿你倆，我先 .. 我先走了 . 嗯，剛剛發(fā)生了那么多事，我非常抱歉 別擔(dān)心，都是我的錯(cuò) . 不 , 瑞秋 , 我應(yīng)該及時(shí)告訴你的 . 只是 ...ˇ 嘿！這孩子吸的真起勁嘛！ 她真是完美 . 我們好幸運(yùn) . 真是啊 . 你聽著 ,我知道我沒向你求婚 我也不知道你對(duì)我有沒有感覺 , 但是你經(jīng)歷了這么多事，現(xiàn)在我們有了Emmaˇ 我一直在想， 我知道，我知道 我有感覺 你有？ 有 . 那好吧 , 或許，至少我們可以 再次說(shuō)起我倆的事 . 是吧。 那好吧！ 我也在想，我們是否 .. 你現(xiàn)在帶著戒指呢 . 什，什么 ? 你還和菲比說(shuō)你已經(jīng)訂婚了 . 我沒聽清，你說(shuō)什么 ? 當(dāng)你認(rèn)為喬伊是在向你求婚時(shí)ˇ 你有沒有答應(yīng)他 ? 孩子呀 , 我剛剛?cè)メt(yī)生那替你們拿了一本 關(guān)于怎樣懷孕的小冊(cè)子 . 嘿，老爸 ! 嘿 . 不好意思再次打擾你們 , 可以把我的小冊(cè)子還給我嗎 ? 謝謝你 . 902 The One Where Emma Cries 902 The One Where Emma Cries Scene: Continues from The One Where No One Proposes Ross is still next to Rachel. Ross: You said you39。d marry Joey? Rachel: OK, you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional, I would have said yes to anybody. Like that time you and I got married. (Long pause) I39。m not helping. Ross: So you said yes to him, and you just had our baby? Rachel: That is right and traditionally the daddy is supposed to give the mummy a present but I am prepared to let that go. Ross: So when I came in here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again, you were engaged to my best friend. Rachel: Well (Looks at Ross quizzically) Really? I thought Chandler was your best friend. Ross: Well, Chandler39。s my oldest friend, but Joey39。s my NO! Ah! (points at Rachel) Rachel: Ooooo! Joey: (Enters) Hey I39。m gonna take off. I just wanted to let you guys know, say goodbye. Ross: Rachel said she39。d marry you! Joey: (He looks around the room) This isn39。t the right room, sorry folks. (leaves) Opening Credits Scene: Monica, Phoebe, Joey amp。 Chandler are at Ross amp。 Rachel39。s waiting for them to e home. Monica: OK, I don39。t wanna be negative so I39。ll say that most of the signs you bought are good. Phoebe: No they ran out of It39。s a girl (the sign says It39。s a boy) but I can fix this one, (she writes not in between it39。s and a) See? Monica: (looking at Chandler sleeping with a balloon in his mouth) So sexy. Honey. Chandler: Yea yea. (pulls the balloon out of his mouth) Monica: Honey why don39。t you go lie down. Chandler: No, no, Ross and Rachel will be back soon and then I gotta go to the office (pulls a balloon out of his mouth) Am I producing them? Joey: Why39。re you so tired? Chandler: Couldn39。t sleep last night you know, then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting that I have later today, the more I worried about it the more I couldn39。t sleep, you know, I was like, if I fall asleep now I39。ll get six hours sleep, but if I fall asleep now I39。ll get 5 hours sleep. Not matter what I did I couldn39。t fall asleep. Joey: You know what you should39。ve done, you should have told yourself that little story. Rachel: (enters with Emma) Hi! Everyone: Hi, wele home! Monica: Phoebe did the signs. Rachel: Oh you guys thanks for doing this. Phoebe: Look at all the stuff people sent! Rachel: Oh AH! (see39。s a big gorilla stuffed animal) Oh my gosh there39。s something every mother needs, a giant stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment! What are people think?(reads the card) Oh you guys I love it. Joey: Hey so where39。s Ross? Rachel: He39。s downstairs getting the rest of the stuff out of the cab. Joey: Is he still mad at us? Rachel: Well, you more then me, but he can39。t stay to mad at me. I mean, I just had his baby. Joey: That39。s not fair! I can39。t do that. Rachel: Yeah, I39。m not too sure you should be here when he es up. Joey: See this is what I was afraid of, I didn39。t think I should be here either but somebody (looks at Chandler) said he39。d be over it by now. Chandler: Hey, what do I know? I wanted to get a bigger gorilla. Scene: Chandler keeps drifting off to sleep at his meeting. Ms. McKenna: The numbers we are seeing New York, Chicago amp。 London are consistently solid, but many of our officers have reported disappointing fields. (Chandler drifts off and his arm slips off the table and he wakes back up.) Ms. McKenna: Boston is down, Atlanta, Houston is down, I could go on and on but instead of boring you I39。ll go straight to my forty two point plan. (Chandler leans over to the man next to him drifting off yet again, realizing he gets back up.) 902 愛瑪哭不停 愛瑪哭了 你答應(yīng)喬伊的求婚了？ 是的，但是你要明白， 我當(dāng)時(shí)很疲憊，很情緒化 我會(huì)答應(yīng)任何人的求婚 就像咱倆結(jié)婚的時(shí)候一樣 我控制不了自己 所以你答應(yīng)他的求婚 在剛生下我們的孩子的時(shí)候！ 你說(shuō)得沒錯(cuò) 但是一般孩子的父親都會(huì)給 母親一件禮物 但我不想接受 所以當(dāng)我進(jìn)來(lái)問(wèn)你 我們是否可以重新開始時(shí) 你卻已經(jīng)答應(yīng)嫁給我最好的朋友 什么？真的？ 我以為錢德勒是你最好的朋友 是呀，錢德勒是我的老朋友， 而喬伊是 ... 哦！不 ... 嗨，我來(lái)跟你們 說(shuō)一聲我要走了 瑞秋答應(yīng)嫁給你！ 我進(jìn)錯(cuò)屋了，對(duì)不起，伙計(jì) 好吧，我不想說(shuō)你的不是 所以我覺得你做的 這個(gè)牌子基本上還不錯(cuò) 不，我應(yīng)該寫 ―是個(gè)女孩 ‖ 但是我可以這么改一下 ...