【導讀】PhoebeSr.:(toPhoebe)I’myourmother.Phoebe:Ehh?Joey:(voice-over)Oh-oh!Ross:(surprised)Hi!RachelandBonnie:Hi!Ross:A.　Bonnie:(toRachel)Thanksamillion.Rachel:Oh,you’reweleamillion.Rachel:(softly)OhmyGod.Ross:Iknow.Rachel:Whoa!What?!Why?!Rachel:Here?!Now?!Rachel:(interrupting)Whoa-ho.Ross:Whoa-oh,okay!Rachel:Idon’tknow.Ross:Yeah,yeah.(opensthedoor)Itwasn’teverymorning.Rachel:Oh,makingitworse!　Ross:Okay.PhoebeSr.:Noo!No!　Phoebe:Howclose?PhoebeSr.:Well,the-thethreeofuswewere,kindofumm,acouple.PhoebeSr.:Well,wewere...Phoebe:(interrupting)I’mnotasking!

　　

【正文】 . First of all, okay, there’s the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mother’s favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an “Oh my God.” gesture) Oh, I haven’t seen this smile in 17 years!Joey: (to Chandler) Dude, Phoebe’s mom has got a huge peni...Chandler: (interrupting) Let it go!![Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s, Rachel is working as Monica enters.]Monica: Hey!Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that you’re going out with Chip Matthews?Monica: Now? Is it okay if I go out with Chip Matthews?Rachel: Nooo! It’s not okay! I can’t believe you would want to after what he did to me!Monica: What, that little thing at the prom?Rachel: Monica! I couldn’t find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!Monica: Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?Rachel: I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!Monica: Look, you and I went to different high schools...Rachel: Okay, that doesn’t help me, because we went to the same high school.Monica: You went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off Chip’s motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket. I went to one where I wore a band uniform they had to have specially made.Rachel: (shocked) They had to have that specially made?!Monica: It was a project for one of the Home Ec classes.Rachel: (stunned) Oh my God, they told us that was for the mascot!Monica: Back then, I thought that I would never, ever get the chance to go out with a Chip Matthews, and now he’she’s called me up and asked me out. And the fat girl inside of me really wants to go. II owe her this. I never let her eat.Rachel: Oh, you go out with him. (goes over and hugs her) Monica: Oh, really?!Rachel: Yeah. Just, if it’s possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?Monica: I’ll try.[Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s, the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast.]Ross: So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?Joey: Well, there were a couple of calls last night, but ah, I don’t think any of them are gonna work out.Chandler: Yes, Joey has a very careful screening process. Apparently, not everyone is qualified to own wood and nails.Phoebe: (is struggling with the cat) Stop it! Stop it! She keeps squirming, trying to get away! Just like when she was alive.Ross: So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?Phoebe: Well, I’m not sure. I mean, I guess until she y39。know, gets used to the fact that there’s y39。know, a new mom. Y39。know, I think she’s worried that y39。know, she’s gonna, she’s gonna be replaced. (to the cat, in a funny voice) Well, that’s not gonna happen is it? Noo. (gets up) Okay, I have to return a call in the other room.Monica: Why can’t you use the phone in here?Phoebe: Well, I’m returning a call from a certain mom at the BEACH. I just spelled the wrong word. (goes into Monica’s room)Ross: So, guys, am I crazy, or does Phoebe’s mom remind anyone of a cat?Monica: Ross, don’t start.Ross: Come on, youyou can’t tell me you actually believe thatthat there’s a woman inside that cat!Rachel: I believe it.Ross: No you don’t. Rachel: Yes, I do.Ross: No you doy39。know what, you’re not gonna suck me into this.Rachel: Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right.Ross: I do not always have to beokay, okay. (starts to leave)Rachel: Jurassic Park could happen.(Ross wants to say something, but just smiles and leaves.)[Scene: Chandler and Joey39。s, Joey and Chandler are showing a couple of guys (Tony and Peter) the entertainment center.]Tony: Wow! That’s ah, that’s pretty nice!Joey: Pretty nice?Chandler: You’ll have to pardon my roommate, he wanted to marry this.Tony: We don’t have 50 bucks, but would you be willing to trade for it? We’ve got a canoe.(Joey jumps up in excitement and without turning around Chandler holds out his hand stopping him, and ushering him back into his seat. Joey sits down, dejected.)Chandler: Y39。know, I, I really don’t think we need a canoe.Tony: You gotta take the canoe!Chandler: All right, just, just take the entertainment center, and then when you get home, throw the canoe away!Peter: We’re not throwing it away! I built that canoe! (starts to leave as Tony chases after him)Joey: (to Peter) Good for you!![Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there.]Rachel: (entering) You guys, you’re never gonna believe 　what I just found tacked up on a telephone pole! (She’s holding a flyer.) Look kinda familiar?Ross: (taking the flyer) Apparently Phoebe’s mother also goes by the name Julio.Rachel: You guys, there’s a little girl in Soho looking for this cat. I mean, you know what that means?!Joey: (looking at the flyer) Yeaheah! 200 dollar reward, split five ways!!Rachel: Do we have to tell her?Ross: Yes, we have to tell her!Monica: Oh, but it’s made her so happy.Ross: (holds up a hand) Little girl misses her cat. (hold up the other hand) Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat. (gets up) Okay, y39。know what, I have to go have dinner with my son, can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her.　All: (disappointed) Yeah.Ross: Thank you.Rachel: I hate when Ross is right!Monica: He is right, isn’t he?Chandler: Y39。know what, I think this might be one of the times he’s wrong.All: You think?Chandler: Ohno, he’s right.COMMERCIAL BREAK[Scene: Central Perk, the same scene is continued from before the break. With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch.]　Phoebe: (entering, with Julio) Hi. (sits down in the chair)Monica: Hi!All: Hey!Joey: Uh, Pheebs, about