【正文】 know what, I have to go have dinner with my son, can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her.　All: (disappointed) Yeah.Ross: Thank you.Rachel: I hate when Ross is right!Monica: He is right, isn’t he?Chandler: Y39。know, she’s gonna, she’s gonna be replaced. (to the cat, in a funny voice) Well, that’s not gonna happen is it? Noo. (gets up) Okay, I have to return a call in the other room.Monica: Why can’t you use the phone in here?Phoebe: Well, I’m returning a call from a certain mom at the BEACH. I just spelled the wrong word. (goes into Monica’s room)Ross: So, guys, am I crazy, or does Phoebe’s mom remind anyone of a cat?Monica: Ross, don’t start.Ross: Come on, youyou can’t tell me you actually believe thatthat there’s a woman inside that cat!Rachel: I believe it.Ross: No you don’t. Rachel: Yes, I do.Ross: No you doy39。s, the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast.]Ross: So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?Joey: Well, there were a couple of calls last night, but ah, I don’t think any of them are gonna work out.Chandler: Yes, Joey has a very careful screening process. Apparently, not everyone is qualified to own wood and nails.Phoebe: (is struggling with the cat) Stop it! Stop it! She keeps squirming, trying to get away! Just like when she was alive.Ross: So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?Phoebe: Well, I’m not sure. I mean, I guess until she y39。know, turn and slide.Chandler: You don’t turn and slide, you throw it out! I’m tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed!Joey: Look, we’re not throwing it out! I built this thing with my own hands!Chandler: All right, how about we, how ‘bout we sell it.Joey: All right. But, you’re gonna have to tell them. (He opens the cabinet to reveal the chick and the duck living inside with Christmas lights and a disco ball as decorations.)Chandler: (nods his head) Do you mind if we stick you in another cabinet? (to Joey) They seem all right with it!OPENING CREDITS[Scene: Monica and Rachel39。know I can’t believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!Ross: (starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)Rachel: Oh, oh, and heyheyhey, those little spelling tips will e in handy when you’re at home on Saturday nights playing Scrabble with Monica!!Monica: Hey!!Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep you’re gonna miss wishing you were with me!Ross: Oh, nonono don’t you worry about me falling asleep. I still have your letter!!!Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, it’s not that mon! It doesn’t happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!Chandler: I KNEW IT!!!!CLOSING CREDITS[Scene: Monica and Rachel39。know, start from here?Phoebe: No.Phoebe Sr.: Sorry. But just one last thing. Y39。 she just left.(They kiss.)Rachel: I wrote you a letter.Ross: Ohh! Thank you! I like mail. (He goes to kiss her again, but she turns away.)Rachel: (handing him the letter) It’s just some things I’ve been thinking about. Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.Ross: Okay. (He leans in to kiss her again, but she leans back preventing him from making contact.) Wow, it’sit’s 5:30 in the morning. (Rachel laughs) So, I’d better get cracking on this baby.Rachel: Well, I’ll be waiting for you, just e up when you’re done.Ross: Okay, I’ll be up in, (looks at the letter) 18 pages. Front and back. Very exciting.[Scene: The beach house, the next morning. Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter. He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face.]Ross: Oh. (looks at his watch) Ohoh. (takes a drink of coffee and resumes reading the letter)Rachel: (ing down the stairs) Hey! (Ross jumps up, and quickly puts the letter back together, pretending like he has just finished it.) What happened to you? Why didn’t you e up?Ross: Done!Rachel: You just finished?Ross: Well, I wanted to be thorough. I mean thisthis is clearly very, very important to you, to us! And so I wanted to read every word carefully, twice!Rachel: So umm, does it?Ross: I’m sorry.Rachel: Does it?Ross: Does it? Does it? Yeah, I wanted to give that whole ‘Does it?’ part just another glance.Rachel: What are you talking about, Ross, you just said that you read it twice! Look, y39。know what, hold on, let me go get Chandler. (gets up and leaves.)[Scene: The beach house, it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose. He finally chooses the one his right and goes in.]Ross: (surprised) Hi!Rachel and Bonnie: Hi!Bonnie: Rachel was just helping me out. My head got all sunburned.Ross: A.　Bonnie: (to Rachel) Thanks a million.Rachel: Oh, you’re wele a million.Bonnie: (getting up and leaving) (to Ross) Okay, I’ll see you in our room.Ross: Yeah. (closes the door, and goes over and kisses Rachel.)Rachel: (softly) Oh my God.Ross: I know.(They both kiss again and fall onto the bed.)Ross: (stopping suddenly and getting up) Okay, I gotta go.Rachel: Whoa! What?! Why?!Ross: Well, II gotta go break up with Bonnie.Rachel: Here?! Now?!Ross: Well, yeah. I can’tI can’t stay here all night, and if 　I go in there she’sshe’s gonna wanna... do stuff.Rachel: Well, can’t you tell her that you are not in the mood?Ross: No, she likes that. Yeah. Faking sleep doesn’t work either, I can’t tell you how many mornings I woke up with her...Rachel: (interrupting) Whoaho.Ross: Whoaoh, okay! Yeah, why am I telling you that?Rachel: I don’t know.(they kiss again)Ross: Yeah, yeah. (opens the door) It wasn’t every morning.Rachel: Oh, making it worse!　Ross: Okay.OPENING CREDITS[Scene: Phoebe Sr.’s house, it’s