【正文】 s！ 好啤酒 為了 Bodington，我寧愿步行回倫敦買醉 世貿(mào)中心附近的英國酒吧就有得賣 回頭見 ! 瑞秋不是該回來了嗎？ 是啊，她的飛機在雅典誤點了，但是， 無論如何也該到了 你跟她通過電話了？ 她聽起來火大嗎 不大，不過她跟我關(guān)系好； 把她一個人扔上去希臘的飛機的 是老兄你 我沒有扔下瑞秋，知道嗎？ 愛米麗在機場出現(xiàn)了 我必須跟著她 我盡丈夫的職責(zé) 她是我的妻子！ 瑞秋是我的妻子！ 愛米麗 ! 愛米麗是我的妻子 我這是怎么了？ 你還沒有愛米麗的消息？ 自從她在機場跑開就杳無音信。S FAST!! OKAY?!! (Chandler is so shocked at Ross39。s my wife! Rachel is my wife! Y39。know, I39。s! All: Bodington39。t leave. He kept asking me about chicken. Monica: Chicken? I could eat some chicken. Chandler: Hey Joe! (Monica goes back underwater as Joey reenters.) 502 來吻別吧 你在泡泡里看來很乖 你醉得還不夠厲害 嘿，是我 我進來了 我今天太累 要雞肉嗎？ 不了，謝謝。s doing.) Chandler: I39。re just liquored up. (They move into kiss but are interrupted by Joey knocking on the door.) Joey: Hey, it39。《老友記》 中英文對照劇本第五季 英語學(xué)習(xí)利器 501 The One After Ross Says Rachel 501 The One After Ross Says Rachel [Scene: Ross’s Wedding, continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily.] Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. (Time lapse) Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross... Ross: I Ross... Minister: Take thee, Emily... Ross: Take thee, Rachel...(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces. He realizes what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily. Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on? Rachel: (To the woman sitting in front of her) Hehe said Rachel, right? Do you think I should go up there? Emily: Yes, yes, do go on. 501 羅斯說漏嘴以后 親友們，今天我們很高興 能分享羅斯與艾蜜莉結(jié)合的喜悅 現(xiàn)在，羅斯請跟著我復(fù)述 我，羅斯 要迎娶艾蜜莉 要迎娶瑞秋 艾蜜莉 還要繼續(xù)嗎 ? 他說 瑞秋 ，對嗎 ? 我應(yīng)該站上去嗎 ? 是的，請繼續(xù) 我想我們重來吧 羅斯，請覆頌 我，羅斯 Minister: I think we’d better start again. Ross, repeat after me. I, Ross? Ross: I, Ross? Minister: Take thee, EMILY? Ross: Take thee, (Glares at the Minister) Emily. (Chuckles) Like there’d be anybody else. (Emily is glaring at him.) Minister: As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, till death parts us. Ross: As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, until death parts us. Really, I do. Emily. (Points at her.) Minister: May I have the rings? (He is given the rings) Emily, place this ring on Ross’s finger as a symbol of your bond everlasting. (She jams the ring onto his finger) Ross, place this ring in Emily’s hand as a symbol of the love that encircles you forever. Ross: Happy too. Minister: Ross and Emily have made their declarations and it gives me great pleasure to declare them husband and wife. Ross: Yay! Minister: You may kiss the bride. (He goes to kiss her, but she isn’t very receptive of the kiss. She keeps avoiding him, until Ross finally gets to kiss her on her cheek.) Mrs. Geller: (To Mr. Geller) This is worse than when he married the lesbian. (The band starts to play, and the recessional starts. Ross tries to take Emily’s hand, but she snatches it away from him.) Emily: Just keep smiling. Ross: Okay. Joey: Well, that went well. Yeah. Chandler: It could’ve been worse, he could’ve shot her. (Ross and Emily make it to the lobby.) Ross: (laughs) That uh, that was pretty funny. Wasn’t it? (Emily gives him a forearm shot across the stomach.) Opening Credits [Scene: The Wedding reception, Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him. Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway.] Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) You’ve spoiled everything! It’s like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?! Joey: (To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right? Ross: (exiting the bathroom) Thatthatthat’s all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. I’ll be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) She’s just fixing her makeup. Emily: I hate you!! Ross: And, I love you!! (He walks into the living room) Mr. Geller: Boy, bad time to say the wrong name, huh Ross? Ross: That’s true, thanks dad. (To All) People should be dancing! Huh? Hey, this is a party! Come on! Joey, dance!! (He starts to dance but stops when no one else joins him.) (Mrs. Waltham’s phone rings and she answers it.) 要迎娶 艾 蜜 莉 要迎娶艾蜜莉 這里又沒別人 成為我合法妻子 無論病痛 至死不渝 成為我合法妻子 無論病痛 至死不渝 我真的會，艾蜜莉 戒指 艾蜜莉，請給羅斯帶上戒指 代表兩人從此合為一體 羅斯，請給艾蜜莉帶上戒指 代表兩人永無止盡的愛 樂意之至 羅斯與艾 蜜莉已經(jīng)宣示 我很高興在此宣布他們成為夫妻 你可以親吻新娘 這比他娶那個同性戀更糟 保持微笑 好吧 一切還好啊 可以更糟，他可以拿槍殺了她 剛才真是有趣，對不 ? 你毀了一切 拜托 ... 根本是惡夢一場 麻煩小聲一點 ... 外面都是我的親友 叫我怎么見人 ? 門外有其他人 你怎能這樣對我 ? 拜托，小聲點 不管他們倆人怎樣 還是有結(jié)婚蛋糕吃，對嗎 ? 沒 ...沒事的 你慢慢冷靜下來，我就在門外 她只是在補妝而已 我恨你 !! 我也愛你 !! 你真會挑時間說錯名字 是啊，謝了，老爸 大家應(yīng)該跳舞啊 這是個派對 !! 喬依， 跳舞 !! 你好，華氏設(shè)計 你好，我是羅斯的心理醫(yī)生 費蘭基醫(yī)生 誰 ? 羅斯忘了帶他的頭腦藥 Mrs. Waltham: Yes, Waltham interiors. Phoebe: (On the phone, in New York) Uh, hello, this is Ross Geller’s personal physician, Dr. Philange. Mrs. Waltham: Who? Phoebe: Yeah, I’ve discovered that Ross fot to take his brain medicine, uh, now without it, uh, in the brain of Ross, uh women’s names are interchangeable, throughthrough no fault of his own. Mrs. Waltham: Oh my God, Phoebe. Phoebe: No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it too! (Mrs. Waltham hangs up on her.) Phoebe: Hello? (Cut to Chandler and Monica at the buffet table.) Chandler: Hey. Monica: Hey. Chandler: Oh wow, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way but, I know we had plans to meet up tonight and, ugh, I’m just kinda worried about what it might do to our friendship. Monica: I know. How could we have let this happen? Chandler: Seven times! Monica: Ugh! Well, y’know, we were away? Chandler: In a foreign, romantic country? Monica: I blame London. Ch