【正文】 right after she told Phoebe that she’s her birth mother.]Phoebe Sr.: So I guess you’d like to know how it all happened. Phoebe: II mean I, well I think I can figure it out. I guess y39。know I was born, and everyone started lying their asses off!Phoebe Sr.: Noo! No! It wasn’t like that I... Remember how I told you how Lily, Frank, and I we were, we were close. Well, we were, we were very close.　Phoebe: How close?Phoebe Sr.: Well, thethe three of us we were, kind of umm, a couple.Phoebe: I don’t even know how that would work!Phoebe Sr.: Well, we were...Phoebe: (interrupting) I’m not asking!Phoebe Sr.: Well, any how, some how I got pregnant, and, and I was scared. I was stupid and sellfish, and I was 18 years old. I mean, you remember what it’s like to be eighteen years old?Phoebe: Yeah. Let’s see, my had Mom killed herself, and my Dad had run off, and I was living in a Gremlin with a guy named Cindy who talked to his hand.　Phoebe Sr.: Well, I’m so sorry. I thought I was leaving you with the best parents in the world, I didn’t even hear about your Mom and Dad til a couple of years ago, and by then you were already grown up. I don’t know, you’re here, and I would, I would really, I would like to get to know you.Phoebe: Yeah, well, everybody does! I’m a really cool person. And y39。know what, either it does or it doesn’t, and if you have to even think about it...Ross: (interrupting) No, Rach, no. I don’t, I don’t, I don’t have to think about it, in fact, I’ve decided, I’ve decided that, that it.......does.(Rachel stands there for a moment, starting to cry. Then gasps and runs over and hugs him. While hugging her, Ross tries to find the ‘Does it?’ part in the letter.)Rachel: Are you sure?Ross: Oh, sure! I’m sure.Rachel: I know. (Hugs him more violently this time and pushes him back away from the letter.)[Scene: The beach. Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun.]Chandler: All right, there’s a nuclear holocaust, I’m the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?Monica: Ennnh.Chandler: I’ve got canned goods.Joey: (jumping up in a hole that he is digging, he is shoulder deep) Hey, you guys! Take a look at this! (Chandler and Monica jump up and go over to the hole.) Check this baby out, dug me a hole!Chandler: Excellent hole, Joe.(A wave crashes on the beach and partially fills up his hole.)Joey: Oh no! No!! My hole!!Monica: (screaming in pain) Ow!! Ow!!!Joey: (climbing out of the hole) What?! What?!! What is it?!Monica: Jellyfish sting! Oh, it hurts! It hurts!! It hurts!!Chandler: Well, can we help?! You want us to take you back to the house?!Monica: It’s like two miles!Joey: Yeah, and I’m a little tired from digging the hole.Monica: Oh damn the jellyfish. Damn all the jellyfish!Chandler: We’ve got to do something!Joey: Well, there’s really only one thing you can do.Monica: What?! What is it?!Joey: You’re gonna have to pee on it.Monica: What?!! Gross!!Joey: Don’t blame me, I saw it on The Discovery Channel.Chandler: Y39。know you came looking for family. I’m family, I’m it. Now, now I’m done. (starts to leave)Phoebe: But, it’s not like we’re losing anything. Y39。s, Chandler and Monica are playing cards at the dinner table.]Monica: (sets down some cards) Gin.Chandler: We were playing Gin? Y39。s, Monica and Ross are there. Monica is checking the messages.]Chip: (on machine) Hey Monica, it’s Chip.Monica: Yesss!!Ross: Who’s Chip?Monica: Shhh!Chip: (on machine) Good runnin’ into you at the bank today, so ah, here’s my number, 5559323. Give me a call. Later.Monica: Chip, is Chip Matthews.Ross: The guy who took Rachel to the prom? Why is he calling you?Monica: ‘Cause I ran into him at the bank, he is still soo cute.Ross: Monica, you’re so lucky! He’s like the most popular guy in school!!Monica: I know!! (calls him) (on phone) Chip? Hi! It’s Monica. (listens) ‘Kay. (listens) ‘Kay. (listens) Okay. (listens) Okay, goodbye. (hangs up) Oh my God, we just had the best conversation!! (goes into her room as Rachel enters)Ross: (to Rachel) I was just leaving.Rachel: Good! ‘Cause I’ve got a product report to read, it’s like eight pages, I hope I don’t fall asleep.Ross: Why? Did you write it?Rachel: (sees Chip’s phone number) Wow! Look at that, Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants?Ross: Well ah, actually...Rachel: (interrupting) I bet he sensed that I was ready to have sex with another guy.Ross: Well, umm, why don’t you give him a call?Rachel: Okay. (picks up phone) Are you sure you wanna hear this?Ross: Oh, I’m sure.Rachel: (on phone) Chip! Hi, it’s Rachel. (listens) Rachel Green. Yeah, umm, you left me a message. (listens) Yes you did, my roommate wrote it down. (listens) Monica Geller. (listens) Ohh.Ross: (whispering in her ear) Oh, that’s right! He called to ask out Monica! Thatthat’s gotta be embarrassing! [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is finishing up a song.]Phoebe: (screaming, angrily) ...DUMB, DRUNKEN, BITCH!!! (applause) (happily) Thank you, thanks.Ross: (reading the newspaper) Hey, here’s a question。know, gets used to the fact that there’s y39。know what, you’re not gonna suck me into this.Rachel: Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right.Ross: I do not always have to beokay, okay. (starts to leave)Rachel: Jurassic Park could happen.(Ross wants to say something, but just smiles and leaves.)[Scene: Chandler and Joey39。know what, I think this might be one of the times he’s wrong.All: You think?Chandler: Ohno, he’s right.COMMERCIAL BREAK[Scene: Central Perk, the same scene is continued from before the break. With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch.]　Phoebe: (entering, with Julio) Hi. (sits down in the chair)Monica: Hi!All: Hey!Joey: Uh, Pheebs, about y。know, I, I really don’t think we need a canoe.Tony: You gotta take the canoe!Chandler: All right, just, just take the entertainment center, and then when you get