【正文】 ring with Joey) (to Monica) Coffee house?Monica: You bet.[cut back to Rachel’s bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]　Ross: And for the record, it took two people to break up this relationship!!Rachel: Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!Ross: I didn’t know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didn’t finish the whole letter!Rachel: What?!!Ross: I fell asleep!Rachel: You fell asleep?!Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Ohohoh, and by the way, YOUapostropheRE means ‘you are,’ YOUR means ‘your!’　Rachel: Y39。know you came looking for family. I’m family, I’m it. Now, now I’m done. (starts to leave)Phoebe: But, it’s not like we’re losing anything. Y39。s, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking. Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony.]Monica: Pass the cheese, please.(Joey hands her the cheese without looking at her.)Monica: My God, you can’t even look at me! Can you?Joey: Nope.(Phoebe enters.)Chandler: (jumping up) Hey! Phoebe! We can talk to Phoebe!!Phoebe: No. I’mI’m to depressed to talk.Chandler: I’ll give you a thousand dollars to talk to us.Ross: (ing back in with Rachel) Hey, you guys! What do you, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?Chandler, Monica, and Joey: NO!!!Rachel: All right, that’s it, you guys! What happened out there?Monica: What? We took a walk, nothing happened. I can back with nothing all over me.Ross and Rachel: Come on!Ross: What happened? Joey?Joey: All right. (gets up) Monica: (stopping him) No! Joey, we swore we’d never tell!Chandler: (running over and joining Monica) They’ll never understand!Joey: Well, we have to say something! We have to get it out! It’s eating me alive!! Monica got stung by a jellyfish.Monica: (interrupting) All right!! All right. (walks slowly into the living room) I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn’t stand. II couldn’t walk.Chandler: (following Monica) We were two miles from the house. Scared and alone. We didn’t think we could make it. (He goes to put his hands on Monica’s shoulders but for some reason can quite plete the action and pulls back.)Monica: I was in too much pain.Joey: And I was tired from digging the huge hole!Chandler: And then Joey remembered something.Joey: I’d seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ew!! You peed on yourself?!Phoebe and Rachel: Ew!!Monica: You can’t say that!! Youyou don’t know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway II tried, but II couldn’t...bend that way. So... (looks at Joey.)Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel: (turning to look at Joey) Ew!!　Joey: That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldn’t. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. Soso I uh, I turned to Chandler.Chandler: (wails loudly into his hands) Joey kept screaming at me, “Do it now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!!” Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming.Joey: (laughs) That’s ‘cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is finishing up a song.]Phoebe: (singing) “...fuchsia and mauvvve. Those are the 66 colours of my bedroommmm.” (applause) Thank you, thank you. Ohh, and I invite you to count the colours in your bedroom. (Sees that Phoebe Sr. has entered, and to her) Except for you. You go away.Phoebe Sr.: I’ll go in a second, II just wanted to tell you 　that there hasn’t been a day where I didn’t regret giving you up.Phoebe: Okay, bye.Phoebe Sr.: No, I’m not done. III just want you to know that I, the reason I didn’t look you up was, well I was afraid that you’d react, just well like, the way, the way you’re reacting right now, and can’t we just, y39。know what, either it does or it doesn’t, and if you have to even think about it...Ross: (interrupting) No, Rach, no. I don’t, I don’t, I don’t have to think about it, in fact, I’ve decided, I’ve decided that, that it.......does.(Rachel stands there for a moment, starting to cry. Then gasps and runs over and hugs him. While hugging her, Ross tries to find the ‘Does it?’ part in the letter.)Rachel: Are you sure?Ross: Oh, sure! I’m sure.Rachel: I know. (Hugs him more violently this time and pushes him back away from the letter.)[Scene: The beach. Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun.]Chandler: All right, there’s a nuclear holocaust, I’m the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?Monica: Ennnh.Chandler: I’ve got canned goods.Joey: (jumping up in a hole that he is digging, he is shoulder deep) Hey, you guys! Take a look at this! (Chandler and Monica jump up and go over to the hole.) Check this baby out, dug me a hole!Chandler: Excellent hole, Joe.(A wave crashes on the beach and partially fills up his hole.)Joey: Oh no! No!! My hole!!Monica: (screaming in pain) Ow!! Ow!!!Joey: (climbing out of the hole) What?! What?!! What is it?!Monica: Jellyfish sting! Oh, it hurts! It hurts!! It hurts!!Chandler: Well, can we help?! You want us to take you back to the house?!Monica: It’s like two miles!Joey: Yeah, and I’m a little tired from digging the hole.Monica: Oh damn the jellyfish. Damn all the jellyfish!Chandler: We’ve got to do something!Joey: Well, there’s really only one thing you can do.Monica: What?! What is it?!Joey: You’re gonna have to pee on it.Monica: What?!! Gross!!Joey: Don’t blame me, I saw it on The Discovery Channel.Chandler: Y39。know what, you walked out on me, and I’m just, I’m gonna do the sa