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cony] ROSS: What39。s true. PHOEBE: Thank you. ROSS: Well, I gotta go. Bye. Bye, Rache. RACHEL: (sticking her head in from the balcony) Wait, are you leaving? ROSS: Yeah, that39。s a Ten. MONICA: Thank you. My hair is very amused. CHANDLER: Come on, Monica, things could be worse. You could get caught between the moon and New York City. I know it39。s, later that day. Monica is now out and about.] MONICA: Even Mary Tyler Moore would39。t that how they measure pants? ROSS: Yes, yes it is. In prison! Whatsa matter with you? JOEY: What? That39。ve been going to the guy for 12 years. CHANDLER: He said he was going to do my inseam, 圣城家園 中英雙字幕《老友記》收藏版 Season 2 2 of 49 Pages and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite ROSS: what? CHANDLER: Cupping. JOEY: That39。 on? CHANDLER: Joey39。re you talking about? ROSS: (entering from teh bedroom) Hey, what39。s share of women. The point is, I39。ve been with my share of women. In fact, I39。t know, I don39。s rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap, then me. JOEY: You gotta tell Ross how you feel. RACHEL: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie? JOEY: What about her? They39。s one of my gifts. RACHEL: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it39。re you doing? RACHEL: I39。m not gonna lie to you, Ross, it doesn39。s resting, which is a good sign. ROSS: How39。s, Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is ing in from the bedroom.] RACHEL: How is she? PHOEBE: It39。s tailor shop, Chandler is getting his pants altered.] FRANKIE: How long do you want the cuffs? CHANDLER: At least as long as I have the pants. FRANKIE: I just got that. Ok, now we39。s the actress who was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost. PHOEBE: Oh, she39。m sorry. Which one39。s Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore. PHOEBE: Oh, oh, oh my god! MONICA: Oh my god! PHOEBE: I39。m sorry, Phoebe. It39。t trust a person. MONICA: I39。t say anything. PHOEBE: Yeah, but this isn39。s bedroom, Phoebe is finishing with her haircut.] PHOEBE: All right, that39。s funny, the last time Paulo was here, my hair was so much shorter and cuter. PHOEBE: All right. Ok, but, but you have to promise that you will not be all like controly and bossy and Monica about it. MONICA: I promise. PHOEBE: All right. Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren39。ll know what it means. CHANDLER: Are you sure he39。re gonna have to not touch my ass. CHANDLER: Well, in spite of the yummy bagels and palpable tension, I39。m glad it39。s back. RACHEL: Yeah, he39。tbut this is about your horrible mistake. ROSS: Hi. Sorry we39。re sad. CHANDLER: People do stupid things when they39。m a pathetic loser. MONICA: Honey, you39。t you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, byebye. MONICA: Rachel, how did this happen? RACHEL: I don39。 on? RACHEL: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night. CHANDLER: What stupid thing did you do? PAOLO: Bon giorno tutti! PHOEBE: E! COMMERCIAL BREAK [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。 for that again. PHOEBE: What39。m still on no. RACHEL: (poking her head in from her bedroom) Uh, morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec? JOEY: No no no no no, (grabs his pants) I39。s bothering her. [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。m just gonna deal with it. (Ross es by, smoching with Julie on the phone.) I gotta get out of here. CHANDLER: Ok, I don39。t have. MONICA: Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too. RACHEL: I know you did. I39。ll just call her back. RACHEL: Okay! ROSS: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected... RACHEL: Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now he39。t hang up either. RACHEL: She didn39。s resistance! ROSS: (on phone) Ok, ok, sweetheart, I39。 to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. No, 39。t you go see Frankie? My family39。s Julie, for you. (Throws him the phone.) ROSS: (on phone) Hello? Hi. CHANDLER: (entering) Hi. Anybody know a good tailor? JOEY: Needs some clothes altered? CHANDLER: No, no, I39。re not. PHOEBE: I know I39。m just, I39。m thinking. PHOEBE: All right, so what were you thinking? MONICA: Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe you39。ve changed it? MONICA: No, although now that39。ve had sex, you39。m thinking? PHOEBE: Oh, ok. How, it39。m sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself without any outside help whatsoever. RACHEL: How is that the silver lining? CHANDLER: You have to really wanna see it. [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。re gonna charge you for that. ROSS: But RACHEL: Go go go go, e on! (to Chandler) So then, well, what did you find out? CHANDLER: He said, he said that they39。s your lemonade. ROSS: I didn39。ve gone for it with her if it hadn39。re havin39。s all. But then I met Julie, and I don39。cause I like to be surprised. (Ross and Julie exit) RACHEL: Bye. (She closes the door and everyone tries to sympathize with her.) [Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler enter.] ROSS: Hey, Rache, can I get some coffee? RACHEL: Yeah, sure. ROSS: Thank you. CHANDLER: Hey, Rache, can I get RACHEL: Did you talk to him? CHANDLER: Not yet. RACHEL: Then, no. (He goes to sit down next to Ross.) CHANDLER: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know. ROSS: I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying it39。t tell us what39。ve gotta get some sleep. ROSS: Yeah, it39。s an expression. ROSS: Well, we just wanted to say a quick hi, and then we39。t that great? I mean, isn39。t seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who39。t I? Oh! It39。s easily