【正文】 lings. Rachel: Oh wow. Are you in trouble. Monica: Big time! Rachel: Want a wedding dress? Hardly used. Monica: I think we are getting a little ahead of selves here. Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. Or else I39。t stop smiling. Rachel: I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth. Monica: I know, he39。m sorry. (Burst into song and dances out of the door.) Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy... Joey: You should both know, that he39。 Joey: I will not take this abuse. (Walks to the door and opens it to leave.) Chandler: You39。Look, Gippetto, I39。m an actor. Rachel: Wow! Would I have seen you in anything? Joey: I doubt it. Mostly regional work. Monica: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns39。t make much of a difference... Rachel: So, like, you guys all have jobs? Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that39。t a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date? Monica: Shut up, and put my table back. All: Okayyy! (They do so.) Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don39。m telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness. Monica: We39。t hear. The others move Monica39。m really not that hungry... Monica: (entering, to herself) Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here. All: Morning. Good morning. Paul: (entering from Monica39。t do. Joey: Listen, while you39。t do. Chandler: If can invade Poland, there isn39。know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn39。s Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.] Rachel: Isn39。know, here39。s June. I39。 mean anything to you? Joey: Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with AndreaAngelaAndrea... Oh man, (looks to Chandler) Chandler: Angela39。Billy, don39。s been since I39。s Apartment, they39。s Apartment, Rachel is watching Joanne Loves Chaci.] Priest on TV: We are gathered here today to join Joanne Louise Cunningham and Charles, ChachiChachiChachi, Arcola in the bound of holy matrimony. Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That39。mI39。s okay... Monica: I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long? Paul: Two years. Monica: Wow! I39。t there? Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. What were you gonna say? Paul: Well, everev... ever since she left me, um, I 圣城家園 中英雙字幕《老友記》收藏版 Season 1 2 of 201 Pages haven39。s, it39。t know if I39。s Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 39。s only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There39。? That39。s it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman for her... Joey: What are you talking about? 39。s only one woman for everybody, y39。t do it! I don39。m divorced! Joey: Shut up! Chandler: You must stop! (Chandler hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.) Ross: That only took me an hour. Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven39。m divorced! I39。s Apartment。t me, it39。t, it39。m sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn39。s right. [Scene: Monica39。s one way! Me, I I went for the watch. Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, II shredded by boyfriend39。s going through that right now, he39。t spoil all this fun. Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV what did you get? Ross: You guys. Chandler: Oh, God. Joey: You got screwed. Chandler: Oh my God! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.] Monica: Oh my God! Paul: I know, I know, I39。re gonna start with that stuff we39。shaped bracket. Joey: Which goes where? Chandler: I have no idea. (Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.) Joey: Done with the bookcase! Chandler: All finished! Ross: (clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Carol39。s this? Chandler: I would have to say that is an 39。ve got a bookcase here. Chandler: It39。m supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and I cannot feel my legs. (Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling the bookcase.) Joey: I39。t want to. Commercial Break [Scene: The Subway, Phoebe is singing for change.] Phoebe: (singing) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart. Lalalalala (some guy gives her some change and to that guy) Thank you. (sings) Lalalala...ohhh! [Scene: Ross39。m just gonna hang out here tonight. It39。t feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are ing over to help me put together my new furniture. Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we39。re you up to tonight? Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing! Ross: Right, you39。s a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red. Monica: (yelling from the bedroom) Shut up, Joey! Ross: So Rachel, what39。ll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah... Ross: A wandering? Monica: Change! Okay, sit down. (Shows Paul in) Two seconds. Phoebe: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can39。t catch your name. Paul, was it? Monica: Okay, ummumm, I39。s Paul.) Monica: Hi, e in! Paul, this is.. (They are all lined up next to the door.)... everybody, everybody, this is Paul. All: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey! Chandler: I39。t know.) (There39。d be good... Monica: (horrified) Really? Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It39。 tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy? Ross: He finally asked you out? Monica: