【正文】 where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a plete idiot?RACHEL: No. Nononono.ROSS: Well, then, I think, I think the guy is scum. I hate him. I physically hate him. I always have. You are way too good to be with a guy like that. You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how 　funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking Oh my god, I39。s goin39。s kinda what I meant by bye!RACHEL: Well, can I talk to you for a sec? ROSS: Okay. (goes out onto the balcony)JOEY: Hey, when the doctor does that hernia test...CHANDLER: That39。s crazy, but it39。ve been better.ROSS: I like it. I do, I think it39。s, later that day.t that how they measure pants?ROSS: Yes, yes it is. In prison! Whatsa matter with you?JOEY: What? That39。ve been going to the guy for 12 years.CHANDLER: He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definiteROSS: what?CHANDLER: Cupping.JOEY: That39。 on?CHANDLER: Joey39。re you talking about?ROSS: (entering from teh bedroom) Hey, what39。s share of women. The point is, I39。ve been with my share of women. In fact, I39。t know, I don39。s rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap, then me.JOEY: You gotta tell Ross how you feel.RACHEL: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?JOEY: What about her? They39。s one of my gifts.RACHEL: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it39。re you doing?RACHEL: I39。m not gonna lie to you, Ross, it doesn39。s resting, which is a good sign.ROSS: How39。s, Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is ing in from the bedroom.]RACHEL: How is she?PHOEBE: It39。s tailor shop, Chandler is getting his pants altered.]FRANKIE: How long do you want the cuffs?CHANDLER: At least as long as I have the pants.FRANKIE: I just got that. Ok, now we39。s the actress who was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost. PHOEBE: Oh, she39。m sorry. Which one39。s Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore.PHOEBE: Oh, oh, oh my god! MONICA: Oh my god!PHOEBE: I39。m sorry, Phoebe. It39。t trust a person.MONICA: I39。t say anything.PHOEBE: Yeah, but this isn39。s bedroom, Phoebe is finishing with her haircut.]PHOEBE: All right, that39。s funny, the last time Paulo was here, my hair was so much shorter and cuter.PHOEBE: All right. Ok, but, but you have to promise that you will not be all like controly and bossy and Monica about it.MONICA: I promise.PHOEBE: All right. Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren39。ll know what it means.CHANDLER: Are you sure he39。re gonna have to not touch my ass.CHANDLER: Well, in spite of the yummy bagels and palpable tension, I39。m glad it39。s back.RACHEL: Yeah, he39。tbut this is about your horrible mistake.ROSS: Hi. Sorry we39。re sad.CHANDLER: People do stupid things when they39。m a pathetic loser.MONICA: Honey, you39。t you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, byebye.MONICA: Rachel, how did this happen?RACHEL: I don39。 on?RACHEL: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.CHANDLER: What stupid thing did you do?PAOLO: Bon giorno tutti!PHOEBE: E!COMMERCIAL BREAK[Scene: Monica and Rachel39。 for that again.PHOEBE: What39。m still on no.RACHEL: (poking her head in from her bedroom) Uh, morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec?JOEY: No no no no no, (grabs his pants) I39。s bothering her.[Scene: Monica and Rachel39。m just gonna deal with it. (Ross es by, smoching with Julie on the phone.) I gotta get out of here.CHANDLER: Ok, I don39。t have.MONICA: Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too.RACHEL: I know you did. I39。 Sorry, we got disconnected...RACHEL: Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now he39。t hang up either!ROSS: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, yRACHEL: (taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.ROSS: Rachel! I39。ll see you later. Ok, bye. What? Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three. (motions for Rachel to be quiet) Well you didn39。scuse me, 15. (still confused) All right, when was 1990?CHANDLER: You have to stop the Qtip when there39。s been goin39。m just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.JOEY: Why don39。m not, but you are, and I was trying to spare your feelings.(The phone rings.)JOEY: (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second. Ross, it39。m incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak.MONICA: No you39。d like to do mine?PHOEBE: Ohh! No.MONICA: Why not?PHOEBE: Because, I39。s what I39。re wondering if they39。s been so long since you39。s, Ross and the gang is watching TV.]ROSS: Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last in gym.[cut to Phoebe and Monica in the kitchen.]MONICA: Phoebes, you know what I39。re having a great time. I39。t order lemonade.RACHEL: Oh. Well then, you better go take that back because they39。t been for you.CHANDLER: Well, you owe me one, big guy.RACHEL: Here39。 a great time. And I have to say, I never would39。t know, we39。s never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?CHANDLER: God?ROSS: It was you, pal.CHANDLER: Well, maybe it was God, doing me.ROSS: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that39。s gonna happen though, 39。s really 6:00 tomorrow night our time.CHANDLER: Well, listen, don39。re gonna go see the baby.JULIE: And then we39。t that just kick youinthecrotch, spitonyourneck fantastic?MONICA: It39。s in charge of the dig. RACHEL: Julie! Julie, isn39。s just, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think about.MONICA: This is amazing. I mean, how, how did this happen?JULIE: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.ROSS: But we haven39。m so sorry. I just ga