【正文】 used.Monica: I think we are getting a little ahead of selves here. Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. Or else I39。s just so, so... Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco?Rachel: Oh, yeah.Monica: Well, it39。 Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.) Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can39。m sorry. (Burst into song and dances out of the door.) Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy...Joey: You should both know, that he39。Joey: I will not take this abuse. (Walks to the door and opens it to leave.)Chandler: You39。Look, Gippetto, I39。m an actor.Rachel: Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?Joey: I doubt it. Mostly regional work.Monica: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns39。t make much of a difference... Rachel: So, like, you guys all have jobs?Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that39。t a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date?Monica: Shut up, and put my table back.All: Okayyy! (They do so.)Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don39。m telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness.Monica: We39。s table closer to the door so that they can.)Paul: Thank you!t hear.m really not that hungry...Monica: (entering, to herself) Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here.All: Morning. Good morning.Paul: (entering from Monica39。t do.Joey: Listen, while you39。t do.Chandler: If can invade Poland, there isn39。know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn39。s Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]Rachel: Isn39。know, here39。 I39。 It39。s the screamer, Andrea has cats.Joey: Right. But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with AndreaAngelaAndrea...t be a hero39。ve grabbed a spoon? Do the words 39。re all sitting around and talking.]Ross: (scornful) Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it39。s the difference![Scene: Ross39。m glad you smashed her watch! Paul: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?Monica: (pause)...Yeah. Yeah, I do.[Scene: Monica39。mI39。t been able to, uh, perform. (Monica takes a sip of her drink.) ...Sexually. Monica: (spitting out her drink in shock) Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry...Paul: It39。s more of a fifth date kinda revelation.Monica: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?Paul: Isn39。m hungry or horny.Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...Monica: What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?Paul: No, it39。em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Wele back to the world! Grab a spoon!Ross: I honestly don39。s lots of flavors out there. There39。s like saying there39。One woman39。know? I mean what if you get one woman and that39。t think that was my point!Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there39。t do it! You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. m divorced!Joey: Shut up!Chandler: You must stop! (Chandler hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.)Ross: That only took me an hour.Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven39。 I39。 Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture.]Ross: I39。 And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.)[Scene: Ross39。t me, it39。t, it39。m sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn39。s right. [Scene: Monica39。 The worst thing I ever did was, II shredded by boyfriend39。s one way! Me, I I went for the watch.Monica: You actually broke her watch?s going through that right now, he39。t spoil all this fun.Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV what did you get?Ross: You guys.Chandler: Oh, God.Joey: You got screwed.Chandler: Oh my God![Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]Monica: Oh my God!Paul: I know, I know, I39。re gonna start with that stuff we39。shaped bracket.Joey: Which goes where?Chandler: I have no idea.(Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.)Joey: Done with the bookcase!Chandler: All finished!Ross: (clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Carol39。s this?Chandler: I would have to say that is an 39。ve got a bookcase here.Chandler: It39。m supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and I cannot feel my legs.(Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling the bookcase.)Joey: I39。 Lalalalala (some guy gives her some change and to that guy) Thank you. (sings) Lalalala...ohhh![Scene: Ross39。s been kinda a long day.Ross: Okay, sure.Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don39。m just gonna hang out here tonight.t feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are ing over to help me put together my new furniture.Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we39。re you up to tonight?Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!Ross: Right, you39。s a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red.Monica: (yelling from the bedroom) Shut up, Joey!Ross: So Rachel, what39。t be good.(Monica goes to change.)Joey:ll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah...Ross: A wandering?Monica: Change!t catch your name. Paul, was it?Monica: Okay, ummumm, I39。s Paul.)Monica: Hi, e in! Paul, this is.. (They are all lined up next to the door.)... everybody, everybody, this is Paul.All: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!Chandler: I39。t know.)(There39。s Paul the Wine Guy!Phoebe: W