【正文】 ook at you, all sexy. Ross: Really. Rachel: Ooooh! Wow!! Oh, hi. Ross: Hi. Rachel: How e you didn39。ll be ready. It only takes us two minutes to get dressed. Ross: Well, you know, I39。s fat. I drank fat! Chandler: Yeah, I know, I did that two minutes ago. Ross: (entering) Hey! Chandler: Hey, mister tux! Ross: Why aren39。s Ready [Scene: Rachel and Monica39。What the hell is going on?39。s um, it39。s, um, it39。m Jabba39。s, and wearing a belly dancer39。s nickel, because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time. However, (turns around and sees that Monica is sleeping and puts a blanket around her, kisses her, picks up the cigar, and starts watching the video) Closing Credits [Scene: Ross39。re not just saying that are you? Mr. Geller: No, the man is a mess. Monica: Was he crying? Mr. Geller: No. Monica: Well, do you think he was waiting 39。t wanna know. Monica: No, I really, really do. Mr. Geller: Well, he39。m okay. How39。t, I just, I just like the smell of them. So, uh, what are you really doing here Dad? Mr. Geller: Well, I just wanted to make sure you were okay. Monica: What makes you think that I might not be okay? Mr. Geller: I saw Richard. Monica: Oh. Mr. Geller: So, how are you doing? Monica: I39。s your mother39。s, Monica is watching the Civil War videos] Video:April Twelve, Eighteen hundred, SixtyOne (Monica lights Richard39。s huge! Now, I know I can stand to be around her, which means I get to hang out with you, which is kinda the whole point, anyway. Chandler: Okay. Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross. Chandler: Oh God! Joey: Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I do it too. Chandler: Really? Joey: Oh yeah, I always picture your Mom when I39。s even more amazing, so did she. It was bat day at Shea Stadium. Chandler: Well, I guess that39。t stand her can you? Joey: I39。s DAY OF FUN!!! (laughs) Chandler: Really. Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got petition buddy. Janice: I just came by to give you a kiss, I have to go pick up the baby, so. I39。s, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!] Janice: We39。scare39。share39。re, you know. You know... (Ross just stares at him) . You don39。t, you know, stop what your doing. So it39。 You know, but of course, like, after that you can39。ll go first. Chandler: Okay. Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing.... Chandler: Princess Leia in the gold bikini. 圣城家園 中英雙字幕《老友記》收藏版 Season 3 2 of 41 Pages Ross: Yes! Chandler: I know! Ross: Yes! Wow, well, thatthat was easy. Okay, youyou go. Chandler: Okay. Ross: Okay. Chandler: Okay, you know, you know when your in bed, with a woman. Ross: Hmph. Chandler: And, ah, you know, your fooling around with her. And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place.... Ross: With the bellybutton ring? Oh, muhawa! Chandler: I know, And then all of the sudden your Mom pops into your head. And your like 39。s great and supposedly, you know, we outta be doing it. Do you wanna? Chandler: We39。 Joey: Does it have to be a whole day? Janice: Yes, because that39。Joey and Janice39。m in. Janice: Okay. All right. This is what we39。 from that?! Your taking a big leap there... Janice: All right, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, we39。s] Janice: So, I hear, you hate me! Joey: I, ah, I never said hate, I was very careful about that. Janice: A little birdie told me something about you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me. Joey: And you got a 39。t working. I39。s fine. Phoebe: All right, betting and wagering of any kind, are, I39。s totally over me, I39。ll try not to. Phoebe: Okay, all right, so, your in a meadow, millions of stars in the sky.... Monica: Do you think breaking up with him was a huge mistake? Phoebe: All right, there are no questions in the happy place. Okay, just, the warm breeze, and the moonlight flowing through the trees.... Monica: I39。m just gonna, I have to ask that you don39。m sorry, but that39。s bedroom, Phoebe is trying to relax her.] Phoebe: ( in a soothing voice) Relax every muscle in your body. Listen to the plinkyplunky music. Okay, now close you eyes, and think of a happy place. Okay, tell me your happy place. Monica: Richard39。t talk about like, you know, your girlfriend and the intimate stuff you, you do with her. Rachel: Not even with your best friend. Ross: Noo! Rachel: That is so sad. Your missing out on so much, Ross. I mean, the bonding and the sharing, you know. Andand knowing that someone else is going through the same thing you are. Ross: Hmph. So what you, you tell each other everything? Rachel: Pretty much. Ross: Did you talk about the night of five times? Do you tell people about the night of five times? Rachel: Uh, honey, yeah that was with Carol. Ross: I know, but it39。. Rachel: Were both of those Joey? Ross: Yeah. Look, you don39。 or 39。s like, uh 39。t think it would be that big of deal. Rachel: Okay, who are you talking to when you do that? Ross: Look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us. Rachel: Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, e on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff. Ross: That39。s, Rachel and Ross are entering] Ross: How could you have told her? Rachel: Ross, I didn39。You stupid idiot!39。s like this chemical thing, you know. Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna (grimaces and tenses up) pull my arm off just so that I can have something to throw at her. Chandler: Thanks for trying. (grabs the ticket and starts to leave) Oh, and by the way ther