【導讀】Morrison.Rachel:NoooWay!isTheWayWeWere.wrotefor,um,thatguyonWho'sTheBoss.Dan-za.Phoebe:HiMonica!Ross:HeyMon!Rachel:HeyMon!Phoebe:OhmyGod,hasshesleptatall?Ross:Nope.ontheterrace,so.makethephonecall.Chandler:Morning.Joey:Morning,hey,youmadepancakes?dothat.(laughshysterically)GoodmorningJoey.Joey:(sarcastically)Goodmorning.Chandler:Hey,youknowwhat,here'sathought.hangoutwithme.grownup.Janice:(laughs)I-I-Igottago,Igottago.Okay,notwithoutakiss.you'llhavetostay.Joey:(underhisbreath)Kissher!Kissher!Janice:I'llseeyoulater,sweetie.ByeJoey.Joey:B-byeJanice.Sowhenya'dumpin'her.Chandler:Nope,notthistime.Joey:Comeon,quiteyankin'me.Chandler:I'mnotyankingyou.Joey:ThisisJanice.upwithher!Rachel:What?!Monica:It'ssomeofRichard'shair!(holdsitclose. toRoss)WhatdoIdowiththis?haveleftofhim,gross,drainhair.Ooh!(dropsitin. thislook,like'Yeah,doesn'tit',andgetsupto

　　

【正文】 some dip onto Phoebe39。s dress) Phoebe: Ah! Oh my God! You rrrotten boys! Chandler and Joey: Sorry Phoebe. Joey: I39。m so sorry. Phoebe: What am I gonna do? Ross: No, no, don39。t, don39。t, rub it! Don39。t! (clapping) What gets out hummus?! What gets out hummus?! Phoebe: Monica, Monica, you know what gets out hummus. Monica: If it is a new message, what is he calling to say? Phoebe: Okay, thanks. Yeah, I39。ll try that. Chandler: Maybe he39。s calling to say your obsessive and crazy. Monica: So, should I call him back? The Guys: Noo! (Monica starts to go back into her room and stops) NO! Chandler: All right, fine, you know what, we39。ll both sit in the chair. (sits on Joey39。s lap) I39。m soooo, fortable. Joey: Me too. In fact, I think I might be a little too fortable. Chandler: All right! (jumps up) Ross: Okay, look, we have nieen minutes. Okay, Chandler, I want you to go and change! Okay. And then, when you e back, Joey will go change, and he39。ll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay. Chandler: All right! Fine! I39。m going. But when I get back it39。s chair sitting, and I39。m the guy who39。s....sitting in a chair! (leaves) Rachel: (entering from her room) Is this a little too... (sees Phoebe) Pheebs, what happened? Phoebe: Hummus. I got the hummus. Rachel: Ooooh! Honey, well we39。ll find you something. Do you wanna wear my black jacket? Phoebe: That won39。t go with this dress though. Rachel: No, you39。re right. Well, we39。ll find something. Let39。s just get you out of that. Come on. Ross: No, no, no, no, no, no, not out of that, not out of clothes. Rachel: Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress? Monica: I called him. All: Nooo. Monica: Yes. Well I got his machine and I left a message. But it39。s okay, it39。s okay, it39。s okay, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message. It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn39。t breezy? Phoebe: Well, how could it not be breezy, no, 39。cause, you39。re, you39。re in such a breezy place. Monica: Here, I got it. I39。ll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it39。s breezy enough. Joey: Monica, how are you gonna do that? Monica: I know the code to his answering machine. Ross: Okay, Mon, I really don39。t think this is the... Okay, you39。re dialing, you are dialing. (Chandler enters, and Joey is standing near the chair, they have a show down to see who gets the chair and Joey wins) Richard: (on machine) Hi, this is Richard. Please, leave a message at the tone. Machine: You have two new messages. Joey: Wow, what a cool job. (in a machine voice) 39。You have two new messages.39。 39。Please, pass the pie.39。 Monica: (on machine) Hi, it39。s Monica. I39。m just checking in 39。cause I got this message from you and I didn39。t know if it was old or new or what. So, I39。m just checkin39。. So let me know, or don39。t, whatever. I39。m breezy. Joey: Hey, you can39。t say you39。re breezy, that, that totally negates the breezy. Woman39。s Voice: (on machine) Hola, it39。s me, yesterday was really fun. Call me about this weekend, okay. Joey: Now she sounded breezy. 圣城家園 中英雙字幕《老友記》收藏版 Season 3 3 of 41 Pages Commercial Break [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s, continued from earlier] Monica: He39。s seeing someone. I can39。t believe he39。s seeing someone. Phoebe: Monica, you don39。t know that. Monica: Well, who39。s voice was that? Chandler: Maybe it was his sister39。s. You know, maybe it was his daughter39。s. Monica: Michelle! Of course, it was Michelle! Did it sound like Michelle? Ross: Oh, great. It39。s starting to rain, that will make it easy to get a cab. Monica: It was Michelle. It was definitely Michelle. Rachel: Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn39。t work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, gosh, what am I wearing?! Ross: You don39。t, you don39。t know what your wearing? Rachel: Well, honey. I39。m just trying to look nice for your big night. Ross: Yeah, which, which we have to leave for in exactly twelve minutes. All right, e on, I39。ll just pick something out for you. Chandler: All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, Get out of my chair, dillhole! Joey: Okay. (he gets up and takes the cushions with him, as he starts to leave) Chandler: What are you doing? Joey: You said I had to give you the chair, you didn39。t say anything about the cushions. Chandler: The cushions are the essence of the chair! Joey: That39。s right! I39。m taking the essence. Chandler: Ohho, it39。ll be back. Ohho, there39。s nobody in the room. Ross: Look, I39。m sorry, I thought it looked pretty. Rachel: Ross, that was a Halloween costume, unless you would like me to go to this thing as Little Bo Peep. Ross: Look, I didn39。t recognize it without that inflatable sheep. Rachel: Yeah, which, by the way Chandler, I would like back one of these days. Phoebe: Oh Rach, good, listen isn39。t this perfect for me! (she39。s wearing another dress on a hanger around her neck) Rachel: Oh, it39。s perfect! But not for tonight. Phoebe: Well, of course not for tonight. Yeah, hi! Ross: Not for tonight. Not for tonight! Whwhat, what, what, are you doing? Rachel: No honey, we39。re sorry, we didn39。t mean it. I love you. I love you. Chandler: We used them as pillows when we went camping. Ross: What? Chandler: (shyly) The sheep. Ross: Hey, what you do on your own time... Joey: (entering) Where39。s my underwear?! Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, e on, what. You took his underwear? Chandler: He took my essence! Ross: Okay, now hold on. Joey, why, why can39。t you just wear the underwear you39。re wearing now? Joey: Because, I39。m not wearing any underwear now. Ross: Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight? Joey: It39。s a rented tux. Okay. I39。m not gonna go mando in anoth