【正文】 s the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born. Chandler: (looking out the window) Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew! Monica: What? Chandler: Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster! All: Eeaagh! (Rachel enters from her room.) Rachel: Has anybody seen my engagement ring? Phoebe: Yeah, it39。s because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y39。re like all chaotic and twirly. And notnot in a good way. Joey: Yeah, calm down. You don39。re scaring me. I mean, you39。t wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have. Chandler: Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child39。s fine! Monica: Look , I39。s already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you39。ve already seen this one! (Turns off the TV.) Monica: (taking a drink from Joey) Are you through with that? Joey: Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down. Monica: Whose little ball of paper is this?! Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn39。s Company where there39。s, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, 圣城家園 中英雙字幕《老友記》收藏版 Season 1 3 of 201 Pages and Monica are watching Three39。s still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh Ross: Why why are you here, Carol? Carol: I39。s, um.. how39。ll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age. (Marsha extis and Ross waves Carol into the exhibit.) Ross:Hi. Carol: So. Ross: You look great. I, uh... I hate that. Carol: Sorry. You look good too. Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect... So what39。t that your exwife? (Carol, Ross39。s getting kinda close.39。s out banging other women over the head with a club, while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet! Ross: Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like 39。s just that mm doesn39。re gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone. Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex? Opening Credits [Scene: Museum of Prehistoric History, Ross and a coworker (Marsha) are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people.] Ross: No, it39。re in the car, we39。s over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the edian again, y39。s thatthat... that39。s not that we don39。know? I mean it39。t understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it. Joey: Yeah, right!.......Y39。m Liza Minelli End 102 The One With the Sonogram at the End [Scene Central Perk, everyone39。s leaving.) Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there? (Hands him the coffee pot.) Go ahead. (He does so.) Thank you. (To the gang.) Sorry. Okay, Las Vegas. Chandler: Okay, so, I39。m in Las Vegas. (Rachel sits down to hear Chandler39。m just serving it. All: Yeah. Yeah, I39。t know a great butt if it came up and bit ya. Ross: There39。m hearing here... Monica: What? II said you had a Phoebe: (sings) What I said you had... Monica: (to Phoebe) Would you stop? Phoebe: Oh, was I doing it again? All: Yes! Monica: I said that you had a nice butt, it39。m hearing here. Phoebe: (sings) I can39。s with you? Ross: I just grabbed a spoon. (Ross exits and Monica has no idea what that means.) Closing Credits [Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.] Joey: I can39。t know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you. Rachel: I knew. Ross: You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica39。s watch and goes into her room.) Ross: Mmm. (They both reach for the last cookie) Oh, no Rachel: Sorry Ross: No no no, go Rachel: No, you have it, really, I don39。s Paul39。s broadcast day by playing the national anthem.] Monica: Well, that39。know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream. (She finishes cutting them up and they all cheer.) Monica: Wele to the real world! It sucks. You39。know what? I think we can just leave it at that. It39。t think so. Ross: Come on, you made coffee! You can do anything! (Chandler slowly tries to hide the now dead plant from that morning when he and Joey poured their coffee into it.) Ross: C39。m not ready! How can I be ready? Hey, Rach! You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute? Come on, I can39。Anyway39。t know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel. (Pause) Ross: The word you39。s hard being on your own for the first time. Rachel: Thank you. Phoebe: You39。t live off your parents your whole life. Rachel: I know that. That39。s credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors.] Rachel: Oh God, e on you guys, is this really necessary? I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want. Monica: C39。d you pay for them? Rachel: Uh, credit card. Monica: And who pays for that? Rachel: Um... my... father. [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。ve got great boots39。t need a job, I don39。re my new 39。m trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today. Chandler: And yet you39。t believe you didn39。mere, gimme your feet. (She starts massaging them.) Monica: I just thought he was nice, y39。t hate, you don39。to get you into bed39。know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years. [Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.] Joey: (sitting on the arm of the couch)Of course it was a line! Monica: Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that? Ross: I assume we39。m pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you39。m gonna go get one of those (Thinks) job things. (Monica exits.) [Scene: Iridium, Monica is working as Frannie enters.] Frannie: Hey, Monica! Monica: Hey Frannie, wele back! How was Florida? Frannie: You had sex, didn39。s like that. With fee