【正文】 s watch) 　What time is it? It39。s okay with me. Two down and I have exactly twelve minutes.... Wha, my watch stopped. My watch. (shows Chandler) Okay, see, the, the dinosaur tail isn39。ll be political.39。t have anything that I liked, so, but she had this Christmas ribbon, and I thought, 39。s room, wearing a huge bow to cover the stain) Okay, I39。m gonna do the exact opposite to you.Chandler: What are you, what are you gonna show me my clothes?Joey: Hey, opposite, is opposite! (leaves) Chandler: He39。m not gonna go mando in another man39。m not wearing any underwear now.Ross: Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?Joey: It39。t you just wear the underwear you39。t mean it. I love you. I love you.Chandler: We used them as pillows when we went 　camping.Ross: What?Chandler: (shyly) The sheep.Ross: Hey, what you do on your own time...Joey: (entering) Where39。s perfect! But not for tonight.Phoebe: Well, of course not for tonight. Yeah, hi!Ross: Not for tonight. Not for tonight! Whwhat, what, what, are you doing?Rachel: No honey, we39。t this perfect for me! (she39。m sorry, I thought it looked pretty.Rachel: Ross, that was a Halloween costume, unless you would like me to go to this thing as Little Bo Peep.Ross: Look, I didn39。ll be back. Ohho, there39。s right! I39。ll just pick something out for you.Chandler: All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, Get out of my chair, dillhole!Joey: Okay. (he gets up and takes the cushions with him, as he starts to leave) Chandler: What are you doing?Joey: You said I had to give you the chair, you didn39。t know what your wearing?Rachel: Well, honey. I39。t work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, gosh, what am I wearing?!Ross: You don39。s.Monica: Michelle! Of course, it was Michelle! Did it sound like Michelle?Ross: Oh, great. It39。s voice was that?Chandler: Maybe it was his sister39。s seeing someone.Phoebe: Monica, you don39。s seeing someone. I can39。s me, yesterday was really fun. Call me about this weekend, okay.Joey: Now she sounded breezy.Commercial Break[Scene: Monica and Rachel39。re breezy, that, that totally negates the breezy.Woman39。m breezy.Joey: Hey, you can39。. So let me know, or don39。t know if it was old or new or what. So, I39。m just checking in 39。Monica: (on machine) Hi, it39。 39。re dialing, you are dialing.(Chandler enters, and Joey is standing near the chair, they have a show down to see who gets the chair and Joey wins) Richard: (on machine) Hi, this is Richard. Please, leave a message at the tone.Machine: You have two new messages.Joey: Wow, what a cool job. (in a machine voice) 39。s breezy enough.Joey: Monica, how are you gonna do that?Monica: I know the code to his answering machine.Ross: Okay, Mon, I really don39。re in such a breezy place.Monica: Here, I got it. I39。cause, you39。s okay, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message. It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn39。s okay, it39。ll find something. Let39。t go with this dress though.Rachel: No, you39。s....sitting in a chair! (leaves) Rachel: (entering from her room) Is this a little too... (sees Phoebe) Pheebs, what happened?Phoebe: Hummus. I got the hummus.Rachel: Ooooh! Honey, well we39。s chair sitting, and I39。ll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay.Chandler: All right! Fine! I39。s lap) I39。s calling to say your obsessive and crazy.Monica: So, should I call him back?The Guys: Noo! (Monica starts to go back into her room and stops) NO!Chandler: All right, fine, you know what, we39。t! (clapping) What gets out hummus?! What gets out hummus?!Phoebe: Monica, Monica, you know what gets out hummus.Monica: If it is a new message, what is he calling to say?Phoebe: Okay, thanks. Yeah, I39。t, don39。s dress) Phoebe: Ah! Oh my God! You rrrotten boys!Chandler and Joey: Sorry Phoebe.Joey: I39。t get mad! Not touching can39。s face) Op, not touching, can39。t get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don39。s, it39。t I call him back?Chandler: Honey, you did call him back. 39。t you hear the, the double beep?Monica: What if it39。s old, it39。s me, pick up. Rachel. Rach!Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) What?!Ross: Nevermind.Richard: (on machine) Monica, it39。m ing over now. Hey, what if I39。s called: Get Up.Joey: All right! You can have the chair.Chandler: Really!Joey: Oh my, would you look at that! (holds up crossed fingers) Phoebe: (on machine) Hi, it39。t be late.Phoebe: We could not, would not want to wait.Ross: Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.Monica: Has somebody been drinking my fat? (Joey and Chandler look at each other) Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) You guys, (holds up an outfit) does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?Phoebe: I don39。s funny. Change!Monica: Hang on a second I just got in.Ross: Look, I don39。s not a big deal. (yells at Joey) GET UP!!Monica: (entering) Hi.All: Hey.Monica: Ooh, Phoebe, you look great!Phoebe: All right all ready.Monica: (to Ross) Ooh, are you gonna do magic?Ross: That39。s my seat.Joey: Well, actually the last place you were sitting was in there (points to the bathroom) . Soo...Ross: You guys, you know what, you know what, it doesn39。s not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was ing back.Joey: What39。re in my seat.Joey: How is this your seat?Chandler: 39。re nervous about your speech?Ross: No! Do you wanna hear it?Joey: Am I in it?Ross: Uh, huh. Yeah, right after I thank everyone for giving money to the museum, I sing a song about the wonder that is Joey.Phoebe: (entering) Hello.Ross: Hey!Joey: Whoa!Ross: Wow, hello! You look great!Phoebe: Thank you! I know, though.Ross: You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are my star.Phoebe: Ohh, well, you39。s. Ross is acting nervous]Joey: What39。s done. Rachel: Yeah, I jus