【正文】 know what, you‘re not gonna suck me into this. 《 Friends》第四季 22 Rachel: Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right. Ross: I do not always have to beokay, okay. (starts to leave) Rachel: Jurassic Park could happen. (Ross wants to say something, but just smiles and leaves.) [Scene: Chandl。know, I think she‘s worried that y39。know, gets used to the fact that there‘s y39。s, Rachel is working as Monica enters.] Monica: Hey! 《 Friends》第四季 20 Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that you‘re going out with Chip Matthews? Monica: Now? Is it okay if I go out with Chip Matthews? Rachel: Nooo! It‘s not okay! I can‘t believe you would want to after what he did to me! Monica: What, that little thing at the prom? Rachel: Monica! I couldn‘t find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch! Monica: Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you? Rachel: I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?! Monica: Look, you and I went to different high schools... Rachel: Okay, that doesn‘t help me, because we went to the same high school. Monica: You went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off Chip‘s motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket. I went to one where I wore a band uniform they had to have specially made. Rachel: (shocked) They had to have that specially made?! Monica: It was a project for one of the Home Ec classes. Rachel: (stunned) Oh my God, they told us that was for the mascot! Monica: Back then, I thought that I would never, ever get the chance to go out with a Chip Matthews, and now he‘she‘s called me up and asked me out. And the fat girl inside of me really wants to go. II owe her this. I never let her eat. Rachel: Oh, you go out with him. (goes over and hugs her) Monica: Oh, really?! Rachel: Yeah. Just, if it‘s possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy? Monica: I‘ll try. 《 Friends》第四季 21 [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s, Monica and Ross are there. Monica is checking the messages.] Chip: (on machine) Hey Monica, it‘s Chip. Monica: Yesss!! Ross: Who‘s Chip? Monica: Shhh! Chip: (on machine) Good runnin‘ into you at the bank today, so ah, here‘s my number, 5559323. Give me a call. Later. Monica: Chip, is Chip Matthews. Ross: The guy who took Rachel to the prom? Why is he calling you? 《 Friends》第四季 17 Monica: ?Cause I ran into him at the bank, he is still soo cute. Ross: Monica, you‘re so lucky! He‘s like the most popular guy in school!! Monica: I know!! (calls him) (on phone) Chip? Hi! It‘s Monica. (listens) ?Kay. (listens) ?Kay. (listens) Okay. (listens) Okay, goodbye. (hangs up) Oh my God, we just had the best conversation!! (goes into her room as Rachel enters) Ross: (to Rachel) I was just leaving. Rachel: Good! ?Cause I‘ve got a product report to read, it‘s like eight pages, I hope I don‘t fall asleep. Ross: Why? Did you write it? Rachel: (sees Chip‘s phone number) Wow! Look at that, Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants? Ross: Well ah, actually... Rachel: (interrupting) I bet he sensed that I was ready to have sex with another guy. Ross: Well, umm, why don‘t you give him a call? Rachel: Okay. (picks up phone) Are you sure you wanna hear this? Ross: Oh, I‘m sure. Rachel: (on phone) Chip! Hi, it‘s Rachel. (listens) Rachel Green. Yeah, umm, you left me a message. (listens) Yes you did, my roommate wrote it down. (listens) Monica Geller. (listens) Ohh. Ross: (whispering in her ear) Oh, that‘s right! He called to ask out Monica! Thatthat‘s gotta be embarrassing! [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is finishing up a song.] Phoebe: (screaming, angrily) ...DUMB, DRUNKEN, BITCH!!! (applause) (happily) Thank you, thanks. 《 Friends》第四季 18 Ross: (reading the newspaper) Hey, here‘s a question。s, Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler es out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process.] Chandler: Wow! That ripped! That ripped real nice! Joey: How many times do I have to tell you! Ya, turn and sliiiide! Y39。s, Chandler and Monica are playing cards at the dinner table.] Monica: (sets down some cards) Gin. Chandler: We were playing Gin? Y39。know? Ross: (getting miffed) I suppose. Rachel: You have! Ross, you should give yourself credit. I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, ―Once a cheater, always a cheater.‖ Ross: (getting angry) Ummhmm. Rachel: Ooh, I just wish we hadn‘t lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective... [cut to Monica cleaning the floor in the kitchen] Ross: (yelling from the bedroom) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!! Chandler: (entering with Joey) (to Monica) Coffee house? Monica: You bet. [cut back to Rachel‘s bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed] Ross: And for the record, it took two people to break up this relationship!! Rachel: Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!! Ross: I didn‘t know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didn‘t finish the whole letter! Rachel: What?!! Ross: I fell asleep! 《 Friends》第四季 15 Rachel: You fell asleep?! Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Ohohoh, and by the way, YOUapostropheRE means ?you are,‘ YOUR means ?your!‘ Rachel: Y39。know you came looking for family. I‘m family, I‘m it. Now, now I‘m done. (starts to leave) Phoebe: But, it‘s not like we‘re losing anything. Y39。s, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eatin