【正文】 know what, I think this might be one of the times he’s wrong.All: You think?Chandler: Ohno, he’s right.COMMERCIAL BREAK[Scene: Central Perk, the same scene is continued from before the break. With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch.]　Phoebe: (entering, with Julio) Hi. (sits down in the chair)Monica: Hi!All: Hey!Joey: Uh, Pheebs, about y。know, I, I really don’t think we need a canoe.Tony: You gotta take the canoe!Chandler: All right, just, just take the entertainment center, and then when you get home, throw the canoe away!Peter: We’re not throwing it away! I built that canoe! (starts to leave as Tony chases after him)Joey: (to Peter) Good for you!![Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there.]Rachel: (entering) You guys, you’re never gonna believe 　what I just found tacked up on a telephone pole! (She’s holding a flyer.) Look kinda familiar?Ross: (taking the flyer) Apparently Phoebe’s mother also goes by the name Julio.Rachel: You guys, there’s a little girl in Soho looking for this cat. I mean, you know what that means?!Joey: (looking at the flyer) Yeaheah! 200 dollar reward, split five ways!!Rachel: Do we have to tell her?Ross: Yes, we have to tell her!Monica: Oh, but it’s made her so happy.Ross: (holds up a hand) Little girl misses her cat. (hold up the other hand) Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat. (gets up) Okay, y39。know what, you’re not gonna suck me into this.Rachel: Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right.Ross: I do not always have to beokay, okay. (starts to leave)Rachel: Jurassic Park could happen.(Ross wants to say something, but just smiles and leaves.)[Scene: Chandler and Joey39。know, I think she’s worried that y39。know, gets used to the fact that there’s y39。s, Rachel is working as Monica enters.]Monica: Hey!Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that you’re going out with Chip Matthews?Monica: Now? Is it okay if I go out with Chip Matthews?Rachel: Nooo! It’s not okay! I can’t believe you would want to after what he did to me!Monica: What, that little thing at the prom?Rachel: Monica! I couldn’t find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!Monica: Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?Rachel: I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!Monica: Look, you and I went to different high schools...Rachel: Okay, that doesn’t help me, because we went to the same high school.Monica: You went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off Chip’s motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket. I went to one where I wore a band uniform they had to have specially made.Rachel: (shocked) They had to have that specially made?!Monica: It was a project for one of the Home Ec classes.Rachel: (stunned) Oh my God, they told us that was for the mascot!Monica: Back then, I thought that I would never, ever get the chance to go out with a Chip Matthews, and now he’she’s called me up and asked me out. And the fat girl inside of me really wants to go. II owe her this. I never let her eat.Rachel: Oh, you go out with him. (goes over and hugs her) Monica: Oh, really?!Rachel: Yeah. Just, if it’s possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?Monica: I’ll try.[Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s, Monica and Ross are there. Monica is checking the messages.]Chip: (on machine) Hey Monica, it’s Chip.Monica: Yesss!!Ross: Who’s Chip?Monica: Shhh!Chip: (on machine) Good runnin’ into you at the bank today, so ah, here’s my number, 5559323. Give me a call. Later.Monica: Chip, is Chip Matthews.Ross: The guy who took Rachel to the prom? Why is he calling you?Monica: ‘Cause I ran into him at the bank, he is still soo cute.Ross: Monica, you’re so lucky! He’s like the most popular guy in school!!Monica: I know!! (calls him) (on phone) Chip? Hi! It’s Monica. (listens) ‘Kay. (listens) ‘Kay. (listens) Okay. (listens) Okay, goodbye. (hangs up) Oh my God, we just had the best conversation!! (goes into her room as Rachel enters)Ross: (to Rachel) I was just leaving.Rachel: Good! ‘Cause I’ve got a product report to read, it’s like eight pages, I hope I don’t fall asleep.Ross: Why? Did you write it?Rachel: (sees Chip’s phone number) Wow! Look at that, Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants?Ross: Well ah, actually...Rachel: (interrupting) I bet he sensed that I was ready to have sex with another guy.Ross: Well, umm, why don’t you give him a call?Rachel: Okay. (picks up phone) Are you sure you wanna hear this?Ross: Oh, I’m sure.Rachel: (on phone) Chip! Hi, it’s Rachel. (listens) Rachel Green. Yeah, umm, you left me a message. (listens) Yes you did, my roommate wrote it down. (listens) Monica Geller. (listens) Ohh.Ross: (whispering in her ear) Oh, that’s right! He called to ask out Monica! Thatthat’s gotta be embarrassing! [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is finishing up a song.]Phoebe: (screaming, angrily) ...DUMB, DRUNKEN, BITCH!!! (applause) (happily) Thank you, thanks.Ross: (reading the newspaper) Hey, here’s a question。s, Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler es out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process.]Chandler: Wow! That ripped! That ripped real nice!Joey: How many times do I have to tell you! Ya, turn and sliiiide! Y39。s, Chandler and Monica are playing cards at the dinner table.]Monica: (sets down some cards) Gin.Chandler: We were playing Gin? Y39。know?Ross: (getting miffed) I suppose.Rachel: You have! Ross, you should give yourself credit. I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It 　was all, “Once a cheater, always a cheater.”Ross: (getting angry) Ummhmm.Rachel: Ooh, I just wish we hadn’t lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...[cut to Monica cleaning the floor in the kitchen]Ross: (yelling from the bedroom) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!Chandler: (ente