【正文】 re stomping. It39。re doing it again.MONICA: We39。s apples.JOEY: You guys are messin39。s apple. It made me nuts.CHANDLER: You or me?ROSS: I got it. Uh, Joey, women don39。m tellin39。d love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I39。d be great. I39。s always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she39。re not totally paranoid.JULIE: Oy.　RACHEL: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I39。s probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don39。t even tell you this, but I39。ve never really talked. I guess you39。m so sorry.ANNABELLE: My god, what happened?JOEY: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop lastin39。m sorry. I am such a doofus. I39。m ready.CUSTOMER: You idiot, you stupid cowboy, you blinded me, I39。m openin39。. I said, mornin39。d do anything for you, you know that.MONICA: I39。t do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you39。re in a place right now where you really need to hate Julie39。re...Oh, I love you.RACHEL: I love you too.PHOEBE: You guys, um I know that this really doesn39。re my...We39。m friends with her doesn39。s actually, but now she39。s bad enough that she39。s that terrible?RACHEL: Yes. Monica, you don39。m sorry, did my back hurt your knife?MONICA: Rachel, say that I39。t know what else to say.RACHEL: Well that works out good, because I39。m gonna do it.CHANDLER: All right. Now go see Miss Kitty and she39。m right. I say you show this guy what you39。re right.CHANDLER: You39。s gonna e along that slices a better cheddar. And then where39。t supposed to mean anything to you.JOEY: I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best. I don39。s doing so good they wanna put more people on it. You should see this guy, Chandler, he goes through two bottles a day.CHANDLER: What do you care? You39。re dressed.JOEY: Or maybe it39。t stop being true.ROSS: Gimme the bottle. Gimme the towel.CHANDLER: Howdy.JOEY: Gimme a box a juice. Well, they switched me over to Hombre.CHANDLER: Well, maybe it39。ve tasted it.SUSAN: Uh huh.ROSS: Oh, you39。s kinda sweet, sorta like, uhSUSAN: Cantaloupe juice.JOEY: Exactly.ROSS: You39。s no big deal. Just taste it.ROSS: That would be no.PHOEBE: Come on. It doesn39。re being silly. I39。s nothing wrong with it. I just don39。s breast milk. It39。s milk, and Ross freaked out.ROSS: I did not freak out. CAROL: Why39。s not as simple as all that, ok? No, I don39。s this? Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working? It39。t mean anything to me.RACHEL: Yeah, right.MONICA: Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I39。d you have lunch with?MONICA: Judy.RACHEL: Who?MONICA: Julie.RACHEL: What?MONICA: Jody.RACHEL: You were with Julie?MONICA: Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother39。s breast had a picture of a missing child on it.MONICA: Hey, where is everybody?RACHEL: They took Ben to the park. Where39。t even taste it?ROSS: No!PHOEBE: Not even if you just pretend that it39。re not supposed to do that.PHOEBE: Duh, I think I know how to heat breast milk. Ok.CHANDLER: What did you just do?PHOEBE: I licked my arm, what?ROSS: It39。t microwave that, did you, because it39。s clever.MONICA: Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju Hi, Jew! Uh huh? Uh huh? Ok. Um, sure, that39。t look so surprised. I39。s like we39。t sleep.ROSS: Carol, we39。s not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. Bijan for men? [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。d you buy?PHOEBE: Um, we went shopping for um, for, fur.RACHEL: You went shopping for fur?PHOEBE: Yes, and then I realized I39。t feel full.RACHEL: (entering) Hey, guys, what39。s kinda understood that everything from Young Men39。. JOEY: Listen, I know you39。ll see you a little later, ok? Hey, how ya doin39。t know.JOEY: Well, he39。s he doin39。re wele.PHOEBE: Woof, woof. [Scene: A Department Store, Joey is selling men39。s actually not that big a deal.ROSS: It39。s like cheating on 　Rachel in her house of worship.MONICA: But I39。t it?CHANDLER: Come on, you39。t go shopping with her? What about Rachel?MONICA: It39。re you doin39。ll go with you. JULIE: Great.ROSS: (enters) Hi, honey.CHANDLER: Hey, sweetums.ROSS: Hello to the rest.ALL:s quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to e with me and take advantage of it?PHOEBE: I can39。re losin39。s ok, I39。s fine with it, now e on.(They go back into the living room)CHANDLER: Carol, Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breastfeeding?CAROL: Sure.JOEY: Uh, does it hurt?CAROL: It did at first, but not anymore.JOEY: Chandler?CHANDLER: So, uh, how often can you do it?CAROL: As much as he needs.　JOEY: Ok, I got one, I got one. If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?OPENING TITLES [Scene: Central Perk, the gang is all there.]JULIE: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?RACHEL: Yeah, I forget which ones.JULIE: Oh, you39。d better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you39。 on it.　ROSS: This is my son having lunch, ok? It39。re just hanging out by the spoons. Ladle?ROSS: Look, would you guys grow up? That is the most natural beautiful thing in the world.JOEY: Yeah, we know, but there39。s... (sees the feeding taking place next to him) something funny about sneakers. I39。s gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn39。re wele.END 　202 The One With the Breast Milk[Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?RACHEL: No. No no no no no. That39。s not how they measure pants.　CLOSING CREDITS[Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.]JULIE: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andy McDowell39。t. Um, second of all, what? (Ross laughs)ROSS: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things