【正文】 t hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y39。Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?39。t know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you39。t invited to the wedding. Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn39。s Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.] Monica: Now I39。s really not happy about it. Chandler: (imitating the characters) Tuna or egg salad? Decide! Ross: (in a deep voice) I39。t marry him! I39。t love him. Well, it matters to me! (The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.) Phoebe: If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off. Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants. Joey: I say push her down the stairs. Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey: Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! (She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.) Rachel: C39。s like, it39。You39。re a shoe, you39。re a shoe!39。What if I don39。know? Or a or a hat! No, I39。m saying I am a ha It39。d have trouble. Rachel: Look Daddy, it39。ll just stay here with Monica. Monica: Well, I guess we39。s staying here with Monica... Rachel: Well, maybe that39。t need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!! [Time Lapse, Rachel is breating into a paper bag.] Monica: Just breathe, breathe.. that39。m all better now. Phoebe: (grins and walks to the kitchen and says to Chandler and Joey.) I helped! Monica: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y39。hat39。s away a lot. Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her! It39。s a rule or something? (The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.) Chandler: Please don39。s a horrible sound. Paul: (over the inter) It39。s Paul. Monica: Oh God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in! Joey: Who39。not a real date39。d be fine! Monica: (to Ross) Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay? Ross: (choked voice) That39。s Paul the Wine Guy! Phoebe: What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or just plain a lot? (Chandler doesn39。s a knock on the door and it39。m sorry, I didn39。ll justI39。t be good. (Monica goes to change.) Joey: Hey, Paul! Paul: Yeah? Joey: Here39。re you, uh... what39。re not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your (thinks) big lizards... Anyway, if you don39。re very excited about it. Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I39。s been kinda a long day. Ross: Okay, sure. Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help? Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don39。s Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture.] Ross: (squatting and reading the instructions) I39。m thinking we39。s a beautiful thing. Joey: (picking up a leftover part) What39。L39。s favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known. Joey: Heyheyheyhey, if you39。re outta here. Chandler: Yes, please don39。m such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get? Monica: My brother39。s such a mess. How did you get through it? Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her Monica: leg? Paul: (laughing) That39。s favorite bath towel. Paul: Ooh, steer clear of you. Monica: That39。s Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.] Rachel: Barry, I39。t... it isn39。s about me, and I ju (She stops talking and dials the phone.) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to bee Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn39。s not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.) [Scene: Ross39。 Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture.] Ross: I39。m only 26 and I39。t had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don39。t think that was my point! Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there39。know? I mean what if you get one woman and that39。One woman39。s like saying there39。s lots of flavors out there. There39。em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Wele back to the world! Grab a spoon! Ross: I honestly don39。m hungry or horny. Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.] Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh... Monica: What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles? Paul: No, it39。s more of a fifth date kinda revelation. Monica: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date? Paul: Isn39。t been able to, uh, perform. (Monica takes a sip of her drink.) ...Sexually. Monica: (spitting out her drink in shock) Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry... Paul: It39。mI39。m glad you smashed her watch! Paul: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date? Monica: (pause)...Yeah. Yeah, I do. [Scene: Monica39。s the difference! [Scene: Ross39。re all sitting around and talking.] Ross: (scornful) Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it39。ve grabbed a spoon? Do the words 39。t be a hero39。s the screamer, Andrea has cats. Joey: Right. Thanks. It39。m outta here. (Exits.) Ross: Y39。s the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? (He gazes out of the window.) [Cut to Rachel staring out of her window.] Commercial Break [Scene: Monica39。t this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life. Chandler: That is amazing. Joey: Congratulations. Rachel: Y39。t anything I can39。t anything I can39。re on a roll, if you feel like you