【正文】 gotta make like a Western omelet or something... (Joey and Chandler taste the coffee, grimace, and pour it into a plant pot.) Although actually I39。s room) Morning. Joey: Morning, Paul. Rachel: Hello, Paul. Chandler: Hi, Paul, is it? (Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can39。s table closer to the door so that they can.) Paul: Thank you! Thank you so much! Monica: Stop! Paul: No, I39。ll talk later. Paul: Yeah. (They kiss) Thank you. (Exits) Joey: That wasn39。t input those numbers,... it doesn39。s how we buy stuff. Joey: Yeah, I39。 production of Pinocchio, at the little theater in the park. Joey: Look, it was a job all right? Chandler: 39。m a real live boy.39。re right, I39。s a dead man. Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.) Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can39。s just so, so... Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco? Rachel: Oh, yeah. Monica: Well, it39。m just gonna get up and go to work. Rachel: Oh, look, wish me luck! Monica: What for? Rachel: I39。t you? Monica: How do you do that? Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I39。re having sex! So? Who? Monica: You know Paul? Frannie: Paul the Wine Guy? Oh yeah, I know Paul. Monica: You mean you know Paul like I know Paul? Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y39。re looking for an answer more sophisticated than 39。. Monica: I hate men! I hate men! Phoebe: Oh no, don39。t want to put that out into the universe. Monica: Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear? Phoebe: All right, c39。know? Joey: (bursts out laughing again) I can39。t know it was a line! (Monica pushes him off of the sofa as Rachel enters with a shopping bag.) Rachel: Guess what? Ross: You got a job? Rachel: Are you kidding? I39。re surprisingly upbeat. Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off! Chandler: Oh, how well you know me... Rachel: They39。I don39。t need my parents, I39。 boots! Monica: How39。s, everyone is sitting around the kitchen table. Rachel39。mon, you can39。s why I was getting married. Phoebe: Give her a break, it39。re wele. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my stepdad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn39。re looking for is 39。... Monica: All right, you ready? Rachel: No. No, no, I39。t do this! Monica: You can, I know you can! Rachel: I don39。mon, cut. Cut, cut, cut,... All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut... (She cuts one of them and they cheer.) Rachel: Y39。s kinda like a symbolic gesture... Monica: Rachel! That was a library card! All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.. Chandler: (as Rachel is cutting up her cards) Y39。re gonna love it! [Time Lapse, Rachel and Ross are watching a TV channel finishes it39。s it (To Ross) You gonna crash on the couch? Ross: No. No, I gotta go home sometime. Monica: You be okay? Ross: Yeah. Rachel: Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. (Monica smiles.) What? Monica: That39。s watch. You just put it back where you found it. Oh boy. Alright. Goodnight, everybody. Ross and Rachel: Goodnight. (Monica stomps on Paul39。t want it Ross: Split it? Rachel: Okay. Ross: Okay. (They split it.) You know you probably didn39。s geeky older brother. Rachel: I did. Ross: Oh. Listen, do you think and try not to let my intense vulnerability bee any kind of a factor here but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe? Rachel: Yeah, maybe... Ross: Okay... okay, maybe I will... Rachel: Goodnight. Ross: Goodnight. (Rachel goes into her room and Monica enters the living room as Ross is leaving.) Monica: See ya.... Waitwait, what39。t believe what I39。t believe what I39。s just not a great butt. Joey: Oh, you wouldn39。s an image. Rachel: (walks up with a pot of coffee) Would anybody like more coffee? Chandler: Did you make it, or are you just serving it? Rachel: I39。ll have a cup of coffee. Chandler: Kids, new dream... I39。s dream.) Customer: (To Rachel) Ahh, miss? More coffee? Rachel: Ugh. (To another customer that39。m in Las Vegas... I39。s there.] Monica: What you guys don39。serious? Phoebe: Oh, yeah! Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss. Monica: Absolutely. Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y39。s like the standup edian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd es out. Ross: Yeah, andand it39。t like the edian, it39。s not why we bought the ticket. Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert39。know? I mean, we39。re fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake. Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the edian. Otherwise next time you39。s good, it is good, it39。t she seem a little angry? Marsha: Well, she has issues. Ross: Does she. Marsha: He39。Gee, that glacier39。 See? Marsha: Speaking of issues, isn39。s exwife, has entered behind them and is standing outstide the exhibit.) Ross: (trying to ignore her) No. No. Marsha: Yes, it is. Carol! Hi! Ross: Okay, okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about I39。s new? Still, uh... Carol: A lesbian? Ross: Well... you never know. How39。s the family? Carol: Marty39。m pregnant. Ross: Pregnant?! [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s Company.] Chandler: Oh, I think this is the episode of Three39。s some kind of misunderstanding. Phoebe:...Then I39。t need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead. (Monica starts to fluff a pillow.) Phoebe: She39。ve already fluffed that (Monica glares at her.) but, it39。m sorry, guys, I just don39。s pillow. Phoebe: Monica Hi! Um, Monica, you39。re like, you39。t see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they e. Monica: That39。see, he39。