【正文】 not think about him all day. Or else I39。m sorry. (Burst into song and dances out of the door.) Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy... Joey: You should both know, that he39。Look, Gippetto, I39。t make much of a difference... Rachel: So, like, you guys all have jobs? Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that39。m telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness. Monica: We39。m really not that hungry... Monica: (entering, to herself) Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here. All: Morning. Good morning. Paul: (entering from Monica39。t do. Chandler: If can invade Poland, there isn39。s Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.] Rachel: Isn39。s June. I39。Billy, don39。s Apartment, they39。mI39。t there? Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. What were you gonna say? Paul: Well, everev... ever since she left me, um, I 圣城家園 中英雙字幕《老友記》收藏版 Season 1 2 of 201 Pages haven39。t know if I39。s only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There39。s it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman for her... Joey: What are you talking about? 39。t do it! I don39。m divorced! I39。t me, it39。m sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn39。s one way! Me, I I went for the watch. Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, II shredded by boyfriend39。t spoil all this fun. Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV what did you get? Ross: You guys. Chandler: Oh, God. Joey: You got screwed. Chandler: Oh my God! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.] Monica: Oh my God! Paul: I know, I know, I39。shaped bracket. Joey: Which goes where? Chandler: I have no idea. (Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.) Joey: Done with the bookcase! Chandler: All finished! Ross: (clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Carol39。ve got a bookcase here. Chandler: It39。t want to. Commercial Break [Scene: The Subway, Phoebe is singing for change.] Phoebe: (singing) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart. Lalalalala (some guy gives her some change and to that guy) Thank you. (sings) Lalalala...ohhh! [Scene: Ross39。t feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are ing over to help me put together my new furniture. Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we39。s a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red. Monica: (yelling from the bedroom) Shut up, Joey! Ross: So Rachel, what39。t catch your name. Paul, was it? Monica: Okay, ummumm, I39。t know.) (There39。 tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy? Ross: He finally asked you out? Monica: Yes! Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment. Monica: Rach, wait, I can cancel... Rachel: Please, no, go, that39。s, uh, it39。s her wedding day! Joey: What, like there39。know? Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole, 39。s my decision. Well, maybe I don39。s my life. Well maybe I39。m not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I39。. And today I just stopped and I said, 39。re a shoe! You39。mon Daddy, listen to me! It39。ll have whatever Christine is having. Rachel: (on phone) Daddy, I just... I can39。t be an issue... [Scene: Monica39。. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn39。 Lo? I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that39。t want to be single, okay? I just... I just I just wanna be married again! (Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.) Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.) Monica: Rachel?! Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren39。re angry. You39。t know, how should I know? Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud? Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well. Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 ., I39。ll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she39。t looking at you before?! Chandler: Finally, I figure I39。m standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked. All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream. Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there39。cause, I don39。s just some guy I work with! Joey: C39。s nothing to tell! He39。s gotta be something wrong with him! Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece? Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? (They all stare, bemused.) Phoebe: Just, 39。m back in high school, I39。t know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. Monica: And they weren39。t! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay? Phoebe: Fine! Be murky! Ross: I39。t, to hell with her, she left me! Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian... Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn39。re feeling a lot of pain right now. You39。re single! Have some hormones! Ross: I don39。n39。Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?39。t invited to the wedding. Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn39。s really not happy about it. Chandler: (imitating the characters) Tuna or egg salad? Decide! Ross: (in a deep voice) I39。t love him. Well, it matters to me! (The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.) Phoebe: If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off. Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants. Joey: I say push her down the stairs. 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