【正文】 oey: Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! (She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.) Rachel: C39。You39。re a shoe!39。know? Or a or a hat! No, I39。d have trouble. Rachel: Look Daddy, it39。s staying here with Monica... Rachel: Well, maybe that39。m all better now. Phoebe: (grins and walks to the kitchen and says to Chandler and Joey.) I helped! Monica: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y39。s away a lot. Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her! It39。s a horrible sound. Paul: (over the inter) It39。not a real date39。s Paul the Wine Guy! Phoebe: What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or just plain a lot? (Chandler doesn39。m sorry, I didn39。t be good. (Monica goes to change.) Joey: Hey, Paul! Paul: Yeah? Joey: Here39。re not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your (thinks) big lizards... Anyway, if you don39。s been kinda a long day. Ross: Okay, sure. Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help? Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don39。m thinking we39。L39。re outta here. Chandler: Yes, please don39。s such a mess. How did you get through it? Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her Monica: leg? Paul: (laughing) That39。s Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.] Rachel: Barry, I39。s about me, and I ju (She stops talking and dials the phone.) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to bee Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn39。 Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture.] Ross: I39。t had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don39。know? I mean what if you get one woman and that39。s like saying there39。em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Wele back to the world! Grab a spoon! Ross: I honestly don39。s more of a fifth date kinda revelation. Monica: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date? Paul: Isn39。mI39。s the difference! [Scene: Ross39。ve grabbed a spoon? Do the words 39。s the screamer, Andrea has cats. Joey: Right. Thanks. It39。s the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? (He gazes out of the window.) [Cut to Rachel staring out of her window.] Commercial Break [Scene: Monica39。t anything I can39。re on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something... (Joey and Chandler taste the coffee, grimace, and pour it into a plant pot.) Although actually I39。s table closer to the door so that they can.) Paul: Thank you! Thank you so much! Monica: Stop! Paul: No, I39。t input those numbers,... it doesn39。 production of Pinocchio, at the little theater in the park. Joey: Look, it was a job all right? Chandler: 39。re right, I39。s just so, so... Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco? Rachel: Oh, yeah. Monica: Well, it39。t you? Monica: How do you do that? Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I39。re looking for an answer more sophisticated than 39。t want to put that out into the universe. Monica: Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear? Phoebe: All right, c39。t know it was a line! (Monica pushes him off of the sofa as Rachel enters with a shopping bag.) Rachel: Guess what? Ross: You got a job? Rachel: Are you kidding? I39。I don39。 boots! Monica: How39。mon, you can39。re wele. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my stepdad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn39。... Monica: All right, you ready? Rachel: No. No, no, I39。mon, cut. Cut, cut, cut,... All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut... (She cuts one of them and they cheer.) Rachel: Y39。re gonna love it! [Time Lapse, Rachel and Ross are watching a TV channel finishes it39。s watch. You just put it back where you found it. Oh boy. Alright. Goodnight, everybody. Ross and Rachel: Goodnight. (Monica stomps on Paul39。s geeky older brother. Rachel: I did. Ross: Oh. Listen, do you think and try not to let my intense vulnerability bee any kind of a factor here but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe? Rachel: Yeah, maybe... Ross: Okay... okay, maybe I will... Rachel: Goodnight. Ross: Goodnight. (Rachel goes into her room and Monica enters the living room as Ross is leaving.) Monica: See ya.... Waitwait, what39。t believe what I39。s an image. Rachel: (walks up with a pot of coffee) Would anybody like more coffee? Chandler: Did you make it, or are you just serving it? Rachel: I39。s dream.) Customer: (To Rachel) Ahh, miss? More coffee? Rachel: Ugh. (To another customer that39。s there.] Monica: What you guys don39。s like the standup edian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd es out. Ross: Yeah, andand it39。s not why we bought the ticket. Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert39。re fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake. Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the edian. Otherwise next time you39。t she seem a little angry? Marsha: Well, she has issues. Ross: Does she. Marsha: He39。 See? Marsha: Speaking of issues, isn39。s new? Still, uh... Carol: A lesbian? Ross: Well... you never know. How39。m pregnant. Ross: Pregnant?! [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s some kind of misunderstanding. Phoebe:...Then I39。ve already fluffed that (Monica glares at her.) but, it39。s pillow. Phoebe: Monica Hi! Um, Monica, you39。t see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they e. Monica: That39。