【正文】 tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 39。know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 39。re the only person I knew who lived here in the city.Monica: Who wasn39。m guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she39。t marry him! I39。 Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!(She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.)Rachel: C39。You39。re a shoe!39。know? Or a or a hat! No, I39。d have trouble.Rachel: Look Daddy, it39。s staying here with Monica...Rachel: Well, maybe that39。 These are a few...Rachel: I39。hat39。s a rule or something?(The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.)Chandler: Please don39。s Paul.Monica: Oh God, is it 6:30? tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?Ross: He finally asked you out?Monica: Yes!Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.Monica: Rach, wait, I can cancel...Rachel: Please, no, go, that39。 Does he sell it, drink it, or just plain a lot? (Chandler doesn39。m sorry, I didn39。 Okay, sit down. (Shows Paul in) Two seconds.Phoebe: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can39。re you, uh... what39。re very excited about it. Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I39。t want to.Commercial Break[Scene: The Subway, Phoebe is singing for change.]Phoebe: (singing) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart.m thinking we39。L39。re outta here.Chandler: Yes, please don39。s such a mess. How did you get through it?Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say herMonica: leg?Paul: (laughing) That39。s favorite bath towel.Paul: Ooh, steer clear of you.Monica: That39。t... it isn39。s not me.m divorced!t had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. I don39。s it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman for her...Joey: What are you talking about? 39。s only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There39。t know if I39。t there?Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. What were you gonna say?Paul: Well, everev... ever since she left me, um, I haven39。mI39。s Apartment, they39。Billy, don39。 Oh man, (looks to Chandler)Chandler: Angela39。s June.s the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? (He gazes out of the window.)[Cut to Rachel staring out of her window.]Commercial Break[Scene: Monica39。t anything I can39。re on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something... (Joey and Chandler taste the coffee, grimace, and pour it into a plant pot.) Although actually I39。 The others move Monica39。ll talk later.Paul: Yeah. (They kiss) Thank you. (Exits)Joey: That wasn39。s how we buy stuff.Joey: Yeah, I39。m a real live boy.39。s a dead man.s like that. With feelings.Rachel: Oh wow. Are you in trouble.Monica: Big time!Rachel: Want a wedding dress? t you? Monica: How do you do that?Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I39。know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years. [Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.]Joey: (sitting on the arm of the couch)Of course it was a line! Monica: Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that? Ross: I assume we39。 I hate men!Phoebe: Oh no, don39。know? Joey: (bursts out laughing again) I can39。re surprisingly upbeat. Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off! Chandler: Oh, how well you know me... Rachel: They39。t need my parents, I39。s, everyone is sitting around the kitchen table. mon, you can39。re wele. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my stepdad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn39。... Monica: All right, you ready?Rachel: No. Hey, Rach!t think so.Ross: Come on, you made coffee! I think we can just leave it at that. That was a library card! All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut..Chandler: (as Rachel is cutting up her cards) Y39。s it (To Ross) You gonna crash on the couch? Ross: No. No, I gotta go home sometime. Monica: You be okay? Ross: Yeah. Rachel: Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. (Monica smiles.) What? Monica: That39。t want it Ross: Split it? Rachel: Okay. Ross: Okay. (They split it.) You know you probably didn39。t believe what I39。s just not a great butt.Joey: Oh, you wouldn39。ll have a cup of coffee. Chandler: Kids, new dream... I39。s leaving.) Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there? (Hands him the coffee pot.) Go ahead. (He does so.) Thank you. (To the gang.) Sorry