【正文】 Chandler: Oh, God.Joey: You got screwed.Chandler: Oh my God![Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]Monica: Oh my God!Paul: I know, I know, I39。s right. [Scene: Monica39。 And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.)[Scene: Ross39。 You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. One woman39。m hungry or horny.Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...Monica: What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?Paul: No, it39。m glad you smashed her watch! Paul: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?Monica: (pause)...Yeah. Yeah, I do.[Scene: Monica39。t be a hero39。 I39。t do.Chandler: If can invade Poland, there isn39。s table closer to the door so that they can.)Paul: Thank you!m an actor.Rachel: Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?Joey: I doubt it. Mostly regional work.Monica: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns39。 Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.) Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can39。m pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you39。t hate, you don39。re my new 39。 Rachel39。t know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel. (Pause) Ross: The word you39。 You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute? It39。s Paul39。m hearing here. Phoebe: (sings) I can39。m in Las Vegas. (Rachel sits down to hear Chandler39。m Liza Minelli End。m just serving it. All: Yeah. Yeah, I39。s with you? Ross: I just grabbed a spoon. (Ross exits and Monica has no idea what that means.) Closing Credits[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.] Joey: I can39。s broadcast day by playing the national anthem.] Monica: Well, that39。know what? How can I be ready?s hard being on your own for the first time. Rachel: Thank you. Phoebe: You39。d you pay for them? Rachel: Uh, credit card. Monica: And who pays for that? Rachel: Um... my... father. [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。m trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today. Chandler: And yet you39。. Monica: I hate men!m gonna go get one of those (Thinks) job things.(Monica exits.)[Scene: Iridium, Monica is working as Frannie enters.] Frannie: Hey, Monica! Monica: Hey Frannie, wele back! How was Florida? Frannie: You had sex, didn39。m sorry. (Burst into song and dances out of the door.) Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy...Joey: You should both know, that he39。t make much of a difference... Rachel: So, like, you guys all have jobs?Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that39。t hear.know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn39。 It39。ve grabbed a spoon? Do the words 39。mI39。em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Wele back to the world! Grab a spoon!Ross: I honestly don39。know? I mean what if you get one woman and that39。m divorced!Joey: Shut up!Chandler: You must stop! (Chandler hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.)Ross: That only took me an hour.Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven39。t me, it39。 The worst thing I ever did was, II shredded by boyfriend39。re gonna start with that stuff we39。m supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and I cannot feel my legs.(Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling the bookcase.)Joey: I39。t feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are ing over to help me put together my new furniture.Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we39。ll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah...Ross: A wandering?Monica: Change!s Paul the Wine Guy!Phoebe: What does that mean? s, uh, it39。 The whole, 39。ve established who39。t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a a purse, y39。s like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 39。ll have whatever Christine is having.Rachel: (on phone) Daddy, I just... I can39。t know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you39。 He sits back down defeated again.re feeling a lot of pain right now. You39。ll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she39。s a phone... there.Joey: Instead of...?Chandler: That39。re going out with the guy! There39。mon, you39。m standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there39。 Be murky!Ross: I39。 A wrong number?Ross: Sorry.Joey: Alright Ross, look. You39。s umbrella opens.. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn39。 Decide!Ross: (in a deep voice) I39。s like, it39。What if I