【正文】 ing up a leftover part) What39。s Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]Rachel: Barry, I39。 Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don39。s, it39。 mean anything to you? Joey: Great story!t anything I can39。 production of Pinocchio, at the little theater in the park.Joey: Look, it was a job all right?Chandler: 39。re having sex!I don39。re looking for is 39。s kinda like a symbolic gesture...Monica:t believe what I39。m in Las Vegas... I39。s geeky older brother. Rachel: I did. Ross: Oh. Listen, do you think and try not to let my intense vulnerability bee any kind of a factor here but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe? Rachel: Yeah, maybe... Ross: Okay... okay, maybe I will... Rachel: Goodnight. Ross: Goodnight. (Rachel goes into her room and Monica enters the living room as Ross is leaving.) Monica: See ya.... Waitwait, what39。mon, cut. Cut, cut, cut,... All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut... (She cuts one of them and they cheer.)Rachel: Y39。s why I was getting married. Phoebe: Give her a break, it39。t know it was a line! (Monica pushes him off of the sofa as Rachel enters with a shopping bag.) Rachel: Guess what? Ross: You got a job? Rachel: Are you kidding? I39。m just gonna get up and go to work.Rachel: Oh, look, wish me luck!Monica: What for?Rachel: I39。t input those numbers,... it doesn39。t this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.Chandler: That is amazing.Joey: Congratulations. Rachel: Y39。s been since I39。s Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 39。m only 26 and I39。 Wow!s Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture.]Ross: (squatting and reading the instructions) I39。ll justI39。s a horrible sound.Paul: (over the inter) It39。ll just stay here with Monica. Monica: Well, I guess we39。s like, it39。. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn39。 A wrong number?Ross: Sorry.Joey: Alright Ross, look. You39。m standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there39。re going out with the guy! There39。ll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she39。 He sits back down defeated again.ll have whatever Christine is having.Rachel: (on phone) Daddy, I just... I can39。t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a a purse, y39。 The whole, 39。s Paul the Wine Guy!Phoebe: What does that mean? t feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are ing over to help me put together my new furniture.Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we39。re gonna start with that stuff we39。t me, it39。know? I mean what if you get one woman and that39。mI39。 It39。t hear.m sorry. (Burst into song and dances out of the door.) Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy...Joey: You should both know, that he39。. Monica: I hate men!d you pay for them? Rachel: Uh, credit card. Monica: And who pays for that? Rachel: Um... my... father. [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。 How can I be ready?s broadcast day by playing the national anthem.] Monica: Well, that39。m just serving it. All: Yeah. Yeah, I39。m in Las Vegas. (Rachel sits down to hear Chandler39。s Paul39。 You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute? Rachel39。t hate, you don39。 Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.) Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can39。s table closer to the door so that they can.)Paul: Thank you! I39。m glad you smashed her watch! Paul: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?Monica: (pause)...Yeah. Yeah, I do.[Scene: Monica39。One woman39。 And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.)[Scene: Ross39。t spoil all this fun.Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV what did you get?Ross: You guys.Chandler: Oh, God.Joey: You got screwed.Chandler: Oh my God![Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]Monica: Oh my God!Paul: I know, I know, I39。m just gonna hang out here tonight.t know.)(There39。 thing.Joey: (forting her) And hey, you need anything, you can always e to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he39。m not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I39。m sorry. I just don39。n39。t.Ross: No I don39。 So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?(They all stare, bemused.)Phoebe: Just, 39。s just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.[Time Lapse]Chandler: Alright, so I39。ll never have grandchildren, I39。know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 39。 Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!(She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.)Rachel: C39。d ha