【導(dǎo)讀】So,that's. enoughaboutus.So,how'veyoubeen?makeabreakforit.)Excuseme.Move!Move!Emergency!Excuseme!ROSS:Rache!RACHEL:Oh,thereyouare!Hi!Oh,so,so,how. wasChina,you?ROSS:Itwas,itwasgreat.Oh,whathappened?RACHEL:What?ROSS:You'rebleeding.RACHEL:Iam?Oh,lookatthat,yesIam.Enough. ROSS:Well,wheredoIstart?ThisisJulie.Julie,thisisRachel.speakEnglish.)Weletoourcountry.Thankyou.I'mfromNewYork.Ok.CHANDLER:Noway!huge?JOEY:Um,this?PHOEBE:Yes.MONICA:Guys,yougotyourhaircut.Buffay.voice.RACHEL:(entering,outofbreath)Airport,airport.Ross,notalone,Julie,armaroundher.Cramp,cramp.something.Quick,gettheverbs.me.(RossandJulieenter)You,youslowpokes!ROSS:That'sallright,Rache,wegotthebags.Hi,JOEY:Whatup?!ROSS:Everyone,thisisJulie.RACHEL:(outofbreath)Julie.ALL:Ohh.(Happily)Hi!JULIE:Hi,butI'mnothere,youhaven'tmetme.me.ROSS:Andbus.JULIE:Ohmygod.old...ROSS:Atleast.

　　

【正文】 ONICA: Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn39。t mean anything to me. RACHEL: Yeah, right. MONICA: Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I39。m sorry, all right. I never meant for you to find out. RACHEL: Oh, please, you wanted to get caught. MONICA: That is not true! RACHEL: Oh, so you just sort of happened to leave it in here? MONICA: Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid? RACHEL: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdales? Oh! Ok, ok, ok, I just really, uh, I just really need to not be with you right now. MONICA: Hi, who39。s this? Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working? It39。s Monica. Yes, I know I did a horrible thing. Joanna, it39。s not as simple as all that, ok? No, I don39。t care what Steve thinks. Hi, Steve. CAROL: How did we do? PHOEBE: Oh, I tasted Ben39。s milk, and Ross freaked out. ROSS: I did not freak out. CAROL: Why39。d you freak out? ROSS: Because it39。s breast milk. It39。s gross. CAROL: My breast milk is gross? SUSAN: This should be fun. ROSS: No, no, Carol. There39。s nothing wrong with it. I just don39。t think breast milk is for adults. CHANDLER: Of course the packaging does appeal to grownups and kids alike. CAROL: Ross, you39。re being silly. I39。ve tried it, it39。s no big deal. Just taste it. ROSS: That would be no. PHOEBE: Come on. It doesn39。t taste bad. JOEY: Yeah, it39。s kinda sweet, sorta like, uh SUSAN: Cantaloupe juice. JOEY: Exactly. ROSS: You39。ve tasted it? You39。ve tasted it. SUSAN: Uh huh. ROSS: Oh, you39。ve tasted it. SUSAN: You can keep saying it, but it won39。t stop being true. ROSS: Gimme the bottle. Gimme the towel. CHANDLER: Howdy. JOEY: Gimme a box a juice. Well, they switched me over to Hombre. CHANDLER: Well, maybe it39。s because of the way you39。re dressed. JOEY: Or maybe it39。s because this guy39。s doing so good they wanna put more people on it. You should see this guy, Chandler, he goes through two bottles a day. CHANDLER: What do you care? You39。re an actor. This is your day job. This isn39。t supposed to mean anything to you. JOEY: I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best. I don39。t know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese. 圣城家園 中英雙字幕《老友記》收藏版 Season 2 3 of 49 Pages CHANDLER: All right, say you do that. You know sooner or later somebody39。s gonna e along that slices a better cheddar. And then where39。re you gonna run? JOEY: Yeah I guess you39。re right. CHANDLER: You39。re damn right I39。m right. I say you show this guy what you39。re made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie. JOEY: I39。m gonna do it. CHANDLER: All right. Now go see Miss Kitty and she39。ll fix you up with a nice hooker. MONICA: I don39。t know what else to say. RACHEL: Well that works out good, because I39。m not listening. MONICA: I feel terrible, I really do. RACHEL: Oh, I39。m sorry, did my back hurt your knife? MONICA: Rachel, say that I39。m friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible? RACHEL: Yes. MONICA: It39。s that terrible? RACHEL: Yes. Monica, you don39。t get it. It39。s bad enough that she39。s stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she39。s actually, but now she39。s actually stealing you. MONICA: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I39。m friends with her doesn39。t make me any less friends with you. I mean, you39。re my...We39。re, we39。re...Oh, I love you. RACHEL: I love you too. PHOEBE: You guys, um I know that this really doesn39。t have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. Oh, I really needed that. MONICA: Look, I know that you39。re in a place right now where you really need to hate Julie39。s guts, but she didn39。t do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you39。d like her. Would you just give that a chance, for me? RACHEL: I39。d do anything for you, you know that. MONICA: I39。d do anything for you. PHOEBE: Wait, wait, wait, wait! JOEY: Mornin39。. I said, mornin39。. TODD: I heard ya. STORE GUY: All right, everybody, I39。m openin39。 the doors. You boys ready? TODD: Ready. JOEY: Yeah, I39。m ready. CUSTOMER: You idiot, you stupid cowboy, you blinded me, I39。m suing! STORE GUY: Oh my god, Todd! What the hell did you do? TODD: I39。m sorry. I am such a doofus. I39。m so sorry, I39。m so sorry. ANNABELLE: My god, what happened? JOEY: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop lastin39。. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now? ANNABELLE: Sure. JULIE: So. RACHEL: So. I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. I mean, you know, we39。ve never really talked. I guess you39。d know that, being one of the two of us, though, right? JULIE: I know, I probably shouldn39。t even tell you this, but I39。m pretty much totally intimidated by you. RACHEL: Really? Me? JULIE: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it39。s probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don39。t. RACHEL: Well, you39。re not totally paranoid. JULIE: Oy. RACHEL: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I39。m not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica39。s always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she39。s right. JULIE: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something? RACHEL: Yeah, that39。d be great. I39。d love it. JULIE: I39。d love it too. Shoot, I gotta