【文章內(nèi)容簡(jiǎn)介】 e? PHOEBE: It39。s too soon to tell. She39。s resting, which is a good sign. ROSS: How39。s the hair? PHOEBE: I39。m not gonna lie to you, Ross, it doesn39。t look good. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling. JOEY: Can we see her? PHOEBE: Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, you e on in. (They go into the bedroom leaving Joey and Rachel alone.) JOEY: How39。re you doing? RACHEL: I39。m ok. JOEY: Ooh, that bad, huh? Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. It39。s one of my gifts. RACHEL: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it39。s like there39。s rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap, then me. JOEY: You gotta tell Ross how you feel. RACHEL: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie? JOEY: What about her? They39。ve only been going out for two weeks. Ross has been in love with you for like 10 years. RACHEL: I don39。t know, I don39。t know. JOEY: Look, Rache, Rache, I39。ve been with my share of women. In fact, I39。ve been with like a lot of people39。s share of women. The point is, I39。ve never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you. CHANDLER: (entering, angry) Yo, paisan! Can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor is a very bad man! JOEY: Frankie? What39。re you talking about? ROSS: (entering from teh bedroom) Hey, what39。s goin39。 on? CHANDLER: Joey39。s tailor...took advantage of me. ROSS: What? JOEY: No way. I39。ve been going to the guy for 12 years. CHANDLER: He said he was going to do my inseam, 圣城家園 中英雙字幕《老友記》收藏版 Season 2 2 of 49 Pages and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite ROSS: what? CHANDLER: Cupping. JOEY: That39。s how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn39。t that how they measure pants? ROSS: Yes, yes it is. In prison! Whatsa matter with you? JOEY: What? That39。s not? Oh my god. [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s, later that day. Monica is now out and about.] MONICA: Even Mary Tyler Moore would39。ve been better. ROSS: I like it. I do, I think it39。s a Ten. MONICA: Thank you. My hair is very amused. CHANDLER: Come on, Monica, things could be worse. You could get caught between the moon and New York City. I know it39。s crazy, but it39。s true. PHOEBE: Thank you. ROSS: Well, I gotta go. Bye. Bye, Rache. RACHEL: (sticking her head in from the balcony) Wait, are you leaving? ROSS: Yeah, that39。s kinda what I meant by bye! RACHEL: Well, can I talk to you for a sec? ROSS: Okay. (goes out onto the balcony) JOEY: Hey, when the doctor does that hernia test... CHANDLER: That39。s ok. [Out on the balcony] ROSS: What39。s goin39。 on? RACHEL: Well, first of all, Paulo and I are not back together. It was just a stupid thing I did, and if I could go back in time and do it again, well, I wouldn39。t. Um, second of all, what? (Ross laughs) ROSS: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a plete idiot? RACHEL: No. Nononono. ROSS: Well, then, I think, I think the guy is scum. I hate him. I physically hate him. I always have. You are way too good to be with a guy like that. You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking Oh my god, I39。m with Rachel. You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. Was there a second of all? RACHEL: No, I think that was the whole all. [Cut back inside, Joey is on the phone.] JOEY: I swear to god, Dad. That39。s not how they measure pants. CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.] JULIE: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andy McDowell39。s new haircut? PHOEBE: You wanna do it right now? JULIE: Great! (Julie leaves) PHOEBE: (to Rachel) Ok, I just wanna be really sure this time. Andy McDowell39。s the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right? RACHEL: No. No no no no no. That39。s Rodney McDowell. Andy McDowell is the guy from Pla of the Apes. PHOEBE: Oh, yeah. Ok, thank you. RACHEL: You39。re wele. END 202 The One With the Breast Milk [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s, Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang.] MONICA: (entering from her bedroom carrying a present) Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he39。s gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn39。t resist. (There a little pair of Nike shoes.) PHOEBE: Oh, look at these! Hey, Ben. Just do it. (Ben starts to cry) Oh my god, oh, ok, was that too much pressure for him? SUSAN: Oh, is he hungry already? CAROL: I guess so. (Carol starts to breast feed Ben.) CHANDLER: You know, it39。s... (sees the feeding taking place next to him) something funny about sneakers. I39。ll be right back. (Goes into the kitchen) JOEY: (joins him) I gotta get one, too. ROSS: (following them into the kitchen) What are you guys doing? CHANDLER: We39。re just hanging out by the spoons. Ladle? ROSS: Look, would you guys grow up? That is the most natural beautiful thing in the world. JOEY: Yeah, we know, but there39。s a baby suckin39。 on it. ROSS: This is my son having lunch, ok? It39。s gonna happen a lot, so you39。d better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you39。re unfortable, just ask questions. Carol39。s fine with it, now e on. (They go back into the living room) CHANDLER: Carol, Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breastfeeding? CAROL: Sure. JOEY: Uh, does it hurt? CAROL: It did at first, but not