【正文】 t39。39。39。s like, 39。t let your soul mate slip away.39。t deserve one. That39。39。ve figured out what I want. Charlotte, I love you. Send me the dry cleaning bill. Trey may have had a lot of flaws, but bad manners wasn39。t working. Whatever this is we39。t know if I want to be married. Trey, are you....That night, neither Charlotte nor Trey came inside. I39。t have me. Did you make a note that mentions...how beautiful you look tonight? We have some big decisions to make. Trey....You have a boner. Yo u are just so beautiful. I can39。re not overreacting? Yeah. Coming. God. Yes. What are we doing? Goodnight. Charlotte. I thought it was the horsemen of the apocalypse. I cannot go to any more parties until I know what we39。t see them. Hey. Society views single people our age as sad and pathetic. I don39。t worry, you39。re the only single people anywhere. Are you telling me you didn39。39。39。s not here. Okay. I have to....Don39。re talking and trying to figure out what he...actually we, he and I, really want. We love each other so much...but that doesn39。re actually taking some time apart. We39。ve showed him both boobs. And across the room from the two soul couple...I told the other numb nuts I wanted a Grey Goose an hour ago. Chop, chop....a man with no soul. So, Phil, what is it that you do? I39。 du jour. Hey, look who39。t we all had sex with Danny? Yeah, that one weekend that I was bored. Just a New Year39。e. Come on, it39。Two souls, one thought.39。re single... there39。401 The Agony and the 39。s one thing you should always have... when you go out on a Saturday night. Your friends. Why are we walking so fast? Are we in that big a hurry to get to an engagement party? What, don39。39。s beautiful. it’s a big, romantic gesture to express how they feel about each other. lf two people have only one thought between them...something is very wrong. Cab. I remember when Danny had more than one thought... and they all involved going up my ass. You had sex with Danny? He39。s Eve kiss. I showed him a boob in a coat check room. Just one? I sensed he couldn39。s here! Congratulations! Thanks. And this is my other half, Hailey. Congratulations. Hailey, this is Carrie and Charlotte. Miranda. Oh, Miranda. Right. Sorry. I39。m a TV agent, and I fucking love it. What a beautiful wedding ring. Where39。re separated. Not legally separated, nothing legal. God, no. We39。t always mean a marriage is working, oes it? It does not. We had some problems in the bedroom. But it was more about the fact that we got married so fast. So now we39。t talk to her. Charlotte realized that she and Trey were two souls... with too many thoughts. The minute we met it was perfect. I knew we were meant to be together. I could stop looking, I had found him. Congratulations! And what about you guys? I39。Are you special? Sorry, move along. 39。 I39。t see all those... 39。ll find someone39。t need that judgment hanging over me. I go on the offensive and make them laugh. Okay, Shecky. You know what? Sometimes I think people in couples wish they had our lives. Nope. We make them unfortable, and they don39。re going to do. About what? Us! I39。t discuss my notes if you have a boner. Come inside. I cannot e inside, we are separated. I have more notes. I think about you every night. May I take off your panties? Don39。m not quite sure what to say. I39。re doing, it isn39。t one of them. It was a lovely, uneventful Saturday morning. Three lattes, two newspapers, and... one dating service application. 39。 Single? You don39。s the postal equivalent of a drive by shooting. I thought those 57 menus I get every day from Hunan Moonan were annoying. Look at this. 39。39。39。But hurry, 39。 Soul mates only exist in the Hallmark aisle in Duane Reade drugs. I disagree. I believe there39。s so dangerous. All right, first of all, the idea that there39。ve had hundreds. And if you miss one, along es another, like cabs. That is not how it works. Okay. But you39。s too much. The bad thing about the one perfect soul mate...is that it39。t think that a soul mate would...on your leg. Really true. There39。m not in the mood. Not for you, for her. Okay! No. Yes. 39。20 to 25, 25 to 30, 30 to 34.39。35 to 44.39。t your soul mate? Were they just a runnerup contestant in this game show... called 39。? And as you move from age box to age box...and the contestants get fewer and fewer...are your chances of finding your soul mate less and less? Soul mates, reality or torture device? What about a little birthday dinner? ll Cantinori, something nice. I39。ve got to do better than that. You39。m 35!39。s friendly. Do you think I should I invite him? How should I know? When I39。s just keep it to low maintenance friends. All right. Wele. Come in. He is hot. He is a priest. He is a hot priest. Look at his robe. It39。39。m not gonna lose my table at Pastis...so you can cruise a holy man. What street are we on, again? That Sunday, Samantha went to church. Good morning. Good morning. I noticed all the good work you39。re more about collecting food, canned goods to feed to the needy. So... I love your robe. This is what we wear. I39。s got that kind of time? I like to get in and get out. I enjoy a quickie every now and then... but when it39。m carrying for the homeless...out of my arms, rips open my dress... lays me down in the street and enters me. What do you do for the next 2 hours and 20 minutes? Stop, you are talking about a priest. It39。s amazing. What did women do before Russell Crowe? Gee Clooney. Clooney39。t be any worse than a priest and a busboy. We39。m not in, so please leave a message. I think you39。s tonight, and you39。m fantastic! Gosh! Joe and I just got back from New Orleans. So how are you? Are you seeing anyone special? But Miranda wasn39。t met him yet, right? Maybe, maybe not. I don39。re thinking, 39。 Right? It39。re the best. That39。re the first