【導讀】一起玩兒chick:小雞duck:鴨子。要是我們的雞鴨生小寶寶不是很酷?我要請你們幫忙，我剛才洗澡，正在…洗身體時，發(fā)現(xiàn)一件事。是不是很像打噴嚏，但感覺更爽?不是，是我身上長了東西。我看不到，我想麻煩你們，拜托，又沒什么!!不是，太皺了，不是痣。不是，它比青春痘高級，你就去看醫(yī)…確定了，冬天還有兩星期。這是咖啡館，我都在這里表演。他們是我的朋友，各位，這是Vince，Vince，我的朋友。你從燃燒的大樓里救過人嗎?九十八次，隊上第一高。要是Joey和我玩火柴，就可以讓你累積到一百。孩子，不能拿火災開玩笑。

　　

【正文】 journal: 日記 paint: 繪畫 charcoal: 木炭 charcoal drawing: 素描 charcoal: 炭筆 他寫日記，還畫畫 ,他還為我畫了一幅炭筆畫。 Rachel: Wow! 喔 ! Phoebe: Yeah, well he?d prefer water colors, but y39。know, he has easy access to a lot ofcharcoal. water color: 水彩畫 access: 使用途徑 他比較想用水彩畫，但是手邊有很多黑炭。 Monica: So then, are you going to dump Jason? dump: 拋棄 那你要甩掉 Jason 嗎 ? Phoebe: Well, yeah, because I have to break up with someone, and… Okay so Jason issensitive, break up: 分手 對，我總得跟其中一個分手， Jason 很感性， (holds up one finger) but now so?s Vince (holds up one finger on her other hand) hold up: 舉 起 finger: 手指 但 Vince 也是。 Plus, Vince has the body y39。know? (holds up two more fingers on the Vince side) plus: 加上 而 Vince 又有身材， So… It?s really just about the math. math: 算術(shù) 所以 …… 這是算術(shù)問題。 [Scene: Jason?s apartment, Phoebe has gone to break up with Jason.] Phoebe: (knocks on the door) Jason? knock: 敲 Jason? Jason: Yeah, e on in. 請進。 (She goes in, and sees Jason without his shirt. It turns out that he has a great body too,and is at a loss for words.) turn out: 表明 body: 身材 at a loss: 困惑 Jason: So Phoebe, you ah, sounded kinda serious on the phone, is ah, is anythingwrong? sounded: sound 的過去式 聽起來像 kinda: kind of 有點 serious: 嚴肅的 你在電話里的語氣很嚴肅，出了什么事嗎 ? Phoebe: Nahha! 啊 ! [Scene: Phoebe?s Herbal Guy?s office, Ross is there about his thing. Ross is lookingaround the exam room, and he goes over to a large bank of drawers, pulls one out andalmost spills it as the herbalist, Guru Saj, enters.] exam: 考試 bank: 儲藏庫 drawer: 抽屜 pull: 拉 spill:摔下 herbalist: 草藥醫(yī)生 guru: 古魯 look around: 環(huán)顧四周 Guru Saj: You must be Ross. 你一定是 Ross。 Ross: Hi. 嗨。 Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj. (takes the drawer back and replaces) Guru: [印度教 ](個人的 )宗教老師 (或指導 ) (受下屬崇敬的 )領袖 replace: 把 … 放回原處 我是 Saj大師。 Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I?veI?ve never been to a guru before, so... 老實說，我沒找過大 師所以 … Guru Saj: Well, relax. relax: 放松 放輕松。 If it makes you feel better, I?ve attended some of the finest medical schools in CentralAmerica. attended: attend 的過去式 上 “（大學） finest: fine 的最高級 最好的 medical: 醫(yī)學的 school: 學院 Central America: 中美洲 (在墨西哥與南美洲之間 ) 我在中 部念過很好的醫(yī)學院，這樣你比較安心了吧。 Well then, let?s take a look at this skin abnormality of yours. take a look: 看一看 skin: 皮膚 abnormality: 異常的 來看看你的皮膚異常吧。 (motions to the table) Come on, have a seat. (looks at it) Eeh, huh. As I suspected, it?s akoondis! motion: 移 動 have a seat: 請坐 suspected: suspect 的過去式猜想 請坐，跟我想的一樣，是 koondis! Ross: What?s a koondis? 什么是 koondis? Guru Saj: I don?t know, what?s a koondis with you? 不曉得，對你來說是什么 ? (starts laughing as if that joke was funny, Ross only looks at him, and he stops) as if: 好像 joke: 玩笑 funny: 有趣的 Please, lie down! I?ve got a salve that oughta shrink that right up. lie down: 躺下 salve: 藥膏 oughta: 口 ought to 應該 shrink: 收縮 請趴下 .我有一種藥膏可以讓它縮小。 Ross: I guess it?s worth a try. worth: 值得 值得一試。 Guru Saj: Oh sure, we should see results—Whoa!! Clearly not the way to go!! (quicklywipes it off) result: 結(jié)果 wipe off: 擦去去除 那當然，效果應該 … 顯然不能這。 Ross: What?! What?! 為什么 ? Guru Saj: We appear to have angered it. appear: 顯然 anger: 使 … 惱火 我們似乎惹火它了。 Ross: We?! We angered it?! 我們?nèi)腔鹚?? Guru Saj: Oh, I think I see the problem. And I?m afraid we?re gonna have to use a muchstronger tool. stronger: 更強壯的 tool: 手段 我看到癥結(jié)了 ,我們得動用更有力的手段。 (Ross gives him a ?What?? look) Love. 上帝。 Ross: Oh God! 拜托 ! Guru Saj: (He starts moving his hands around in circles above the thing.) circle: 圈 above: 在 ...上 Ross, there is absolutely no way this is going to e off unless you start to… absolutely: 絕對地 no way: 不可能 e off: 脫落 unless:除非 它絕對不可能脫落，除非你用 ， Ross: Ow!! 噢 !! Guru Saj: Oops. 噢。 Ross: What was, what was that? 怎么了 ? Guru Saj: Well it?s gone. gone: 消失 它掉下來了。 Ross: What?! How?s that? 怎么會 ? Guru Saj: It got caught on my watch. 被我的手表刮掉了。 Ross: Hey! (congratulates him) congratulate: 祝賀 嗨。 [Scene: Pete?s apartment, Pete and Monica are ing back from a date.] Pete: Lights. (The lights turn on, once again they?re too bright.) Uh, romantic lights. (Thelights dim.) lights: 燈光 turn on: 打開 once again: 再一次 bright: 亮的 romantic: 浪漫的 dim: 暗淡的 燈光，浪漫的燈光。 Monica: Ooh, nice. 真好。 Pete: So ah, there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about. 我說過有事情要告訴你。 Monica: Oh, right! I pletely fot about that. pletely: 完全地 對喔，我都忘了。 Pete: Well ah, I?ve been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at my life… thinking: 思考 look at: 檢查 我最近想了很多，我檢討我的人生。 Monica: Yeah? 是的？ Pete: And I feel like I?ve conquered the business world, and I feel like I?ve conquered theintellectual world, conquered: conquer 的過去式 征服 business: 商業(yè) intellectual: 知識的 覺得我已經(jīng)征服了商場，我已經(jīng)征服了知識界， and now II have the most beautiful woman in the world. 現(xiàn)在又擁有世界上最美的女人。 Monica: Wow. 喔。 Pete: There?s one thing missing. missing: 缺掉的 但是還有一個缺憾。 Monica: What?s that? 什么缺憾 ? Pete: It?s time for me to conquer the physical world. physical: 身體的 我該征服體育界了。 Monica: Okay. (not sure of herself) 好吧。 Pete: Monica, I want to bee (pause) the Ultimate Fighting Champion. Ultimate Fighting Champion: 終極格斗冠軍 ultimate: 最終的 fighting: 格斗 champion: 冠軍 我想成為 … 終極格斗冠軍。 Monica: You wanna what?! 你想怎樣 ? Pete: I want to bee the Ultimate Fighting Champion! 我想成為終極格斗冠軍 ! It?s the most intense physical petition in the world, it?s banned in 49 states! intense: 劇烈的 petition: 競技 banned: ban 的過去式禁止 那是全世界最激烈的體能競技，在四十九州被禁 ! Monica: What are you talking about? 你在說什么 ? Pete: Okay, my trainer, Ho Chi, is teaching me a bination of Gee Koon Doe andBrazilian street fighting, trainer: 教練 bination: 結(jié)合 street fighting: 街頭搏擊 我的教練正在教我 …