【導讀】我坐在什么上面了？坐在世界之顛（歌名）？肯定是他的沒錯！我不曉得,因為我是喬伊。我就是惡心，我在別人家里脫褲子。喬伊，你連自己的內(nèi)褲也不敢碰！我厭倦了為你們倆遮羞！居然把三角褲給玩丟了！你以為你是什么，三歲小孩嗎？多謝你喬伊，非常感謝！嘿，用不著你謝。聽著，你們倆老讓我當眾出丑，我很不爽！昨天瑞秋在我們臥房發(fā)現(xiàn)你的刮毛器，我沒法解釋，只好說那是我在用，因為在戲里要反串！結果還得一不做二不休，哇，腳踝周圍也刮干凈啦，這里可是死角。聽好，我再也不想。偷偷摸摸我們也不好受。是啊，不過做愛以后你們就快活多了！

　　

【正文】 hel and Phoebe are returning from class.] Rachel: (entering, angrily) Ugh, that was so embarrassing! I can39。t believe you let me go on and on like that! embarrassing：尷尬的 on and on：繼續(xù)地 羞死人了！想不到你一直聽任我出丑！ Phoebe: (smiling) I39。m sorry. It was just so funny when you started paring Jane Eyre to Robocop. Robocop：《鐵甲威龍》【 1990 年在美國上映的一部 動作犯罪科幻電影】 我很抱歉。當你拿簡愛和機械戰(zhàn)警作比較，實在太有趣了。 Rachel: That was not funny! 這不好笑！ Phoebe: Well, I snapped! Okay? You weren39。t taking the class seriously. snap: 謾罵猛咬 seriously：認真地 好吧我是故意捉弄你！誰讓你上課不認真呢。 Rachel: Phoebe, e on! What is the big deal? I thought this was going to be something we could do together! Y39。know, I thought it would be fun! 菲比得了吧！這又不是什么大件事！我只是想和你做同一件事，我本以為會很有意思的！ Phoebe: Well, yeah! Fun is good, but y39。know I also wanted to learn. Y39。know, people are always talking about what they learned in high school and I never went to high ，有意思是沒錯，但我還想學點東西。大家都說在高中學東西，我卻沒有上過高中。 Rachel: Ohh. Oh, so you really wanted to learn. Yeah, y39。know, Phoebes I just wanted to have fun. Ohh, you know who you should go with? 你確實想學東西。菲比，我只想找點樂子。哦，你知道應該帶誰去上課嗎？ [Scene: The Class。 Monica has taken Rachel39。s spot.] Monica: (yelling and waving her hand in the air) I know! I know! I know! yell: 大叫 我知道！我知道！我知道！ The Teacher: Monica, you asked the question. 莫妮卡，你來問問題好 了。 (She sits back defeated, and Phoebe groans with disgust.) groan with：因 ...而呻吟 disgust: 厭惡 ,嫌惡 [Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross39。s。 Joey returns carrying a bucket of KFC chicken, and starts going through the mail. While doing this, Monica39。s picture falls out. He bends over to pick it up and gasps. While he39。s staring at the picture, Rachel decides to e over and sees him looking at the picture.] fall out: 脫落 bend over: 俯身 stare at: 凝視 e over：過來 KFC Chicken bucket bucket：儲裝桶 Rachel: (sees the picture) Oh my God! That39。s Monica!! 哦天啊！是莫妮卡?。? Joey: Oh nonono! Nonononononono! 不?。。。。。。。。。。? Rachel: You get away from me!! You sick, sick, sick, sicko!! get away from: 遠離 sicko: 變態(tài)狂 滾遠點！變態(tài) ——狂！ Ross: (entering, with the rest of the gang) What39。s going on? 什么事 ? Rachel: Joey has got a secret peephole! peephole: 窺視孔 喬伊偷窺！ Chandler: (Sees the picture) Oh no! No! No! No! (Monica gasps as well.) gasp：喘氣 as well: 也 哦沒有！ Rachel: Yes! He has a naked picture of Monica! He takes naked pictures of us! And then he eats chicken and looks at them! 他有！他有一張莫妮卡的裸照！他還給大家都拍裸照！然后他一邊吃雞一邊欣賞！ (Ross stares in shock at him as he angrily puts down the chicken and takes off his coat.) take off: 脫下，起飛 Rachel: Look! (Shows Ross the picture.) 看！ Ross: (covering his eyes) Dude! That39。s my sister! (She shows the rest of the gang.) 別這樣！她是我妹妹！ Monica: (grabbing the picture) Give me that! 給我 ! Phoebe: All right, wait! Just wait. Everybody just calm down. Okay? Let39。s give our friend Joey a chance to explain why he39。s such a big pervert! pervert：性變態(tài) 夠了！大家冷靜一下好嗎？給我們的朋友喬伊機會解釋他為什么是如此一個變態(tài)佬！ Joey: No! I am not a pervert! Okay? It39。s just… I just… Kinda… 不 ! 我不是變態(tài)佬 !我只是 Chandler: All right, look! Look. I think I can explain this. 好，我想我能解釋這事 (He walks over and stands behind Joey.) Joey: Thank you! 謝謝你！ Chandler: Joey39。s a sex addict. sex addict: 性愛狂 喬伊是個性癮患者 Joey: What?!! (He turns around and stares at Chandler who39。s silently pleading with Joey to go along with it.) No I39。m not!! go along with: 贊同，附和 什么 ?!!我不是 !! Monica: It39。s okay! It39。s good! It39。s good. It39。s a disease! 這沒什么 ! 這很好 ! 這很好 . 只是一種疾病 ! Joey: No! No! I am not a sex addict! 不 ! 不 ! 我不是什么性癮患者 ! Monica: Yes you are! That39。s the only way to explain all this stuff! 你是的 ! 所以你才花樣百出 ! Joey: No it isn39。t! No, it39。s not. Because you can also explain it with the truth! 不是這樣！真相其實是 —— Rachel: Well, what is the truth? 那你說真相是什么？ Ross: Yeah, what39。s going on? 對啊 ,發(fā)生了什么事？ Phoebe: What39。s going on? 發(fā)生了什么事？ Joey: (thinking) I slept with Monica. 我和莫妮卡睡過了。 Chandler: Well let39。s….let39。s see what everybody think s of that? 大家怎么看？ Monica: Oh no! 哦，不！ Ross: You slept with my sister? 你竟和我妹妹上床？ Joey: Uh yes, but it was, we just did it once uh, in London. 對，不過只有一次，在倫敦。 Ross: This is not good for my rage. (Takes another pill.) 這對控制我的憤怒可沒好處 Rachel: Monica, is this true? 莫妮卡，是真事嗎？ Joey: Of course it39。s true! How else would you explain all the weird stuff that39。s been going on? weird: 怪異的 當然是真的！不然你怎么解釋這么多怪事？ Monica: Yes it39。s true. 是真的。 Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how e we found your underwear in our apartment the other day? 好吧，如果只是一夜情，那天你的內(nèi)褲怎么跑到我們公寓來了？ Joey: Ahh—oy! That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. Right Monica? (Slaps her butt) slap:拍擊 butt: 屁股 ??？那是我在倫敦當夜穿的內(nèi)褲。對吧，莫妮卡？ Monica: I guess I wanted to keep it (Pause) as a souvenir. souvenir: 紀念品 我大概是想珍藏作為紀念物。 Ross: My God Monica!! 天哪莫妮卡 !! Chandler: Are you sure Joe? Are you sure you39。re not just a sex addict? 你確定嗎，喬，你確定你不是性癮患者？ Joey: No! If anyone39。s a sex addict here, it39。s Monica! Yeah. Yeah. sack: 床 ,睡袋 。上床 ,睡覺 我不是！ 如果這里有人是的話，那一定是莫妮卡，錯不了。 She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London! sack: 袋子 ever since: 從那時到現(xiàn)在 倫敦歸來后她一直企圖引誘我再度失身！ Phoebe: So that39。s why she gave you a naked picture of herself. 所以她才給你裸照。 Joey: That makes sense! 就是這樣！ Rachel: And the video camera? 那攝影機呢？ Joey: Uhh, Monica? (slaps her butt again) 嗯，莫妮卡 ? Monica: I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey. set up: 建立 entice：誘惑誘使 是我想用攝影機引誘喬伊。 Joey: But sadly I could not be enticed. 可惜我堅貞不屈。 Phoebe: Monica, this has to stop now. 莫妮卡，現(xiàn)在必須停止。 Monica: I know, I know. I know. I will, and I would appreciate if we all could just drop it immediately, and forever. drop it: 放棄，不提 我知道，我知道，我知道。我意識到是否該再也不提起這個話題，永