【導(dǎo)讀】難以置信，你以前居然從來(lái)沒(méi)有給我按摩過(guò)！太爽了，莫妮卡爽死了!這么快就半小時(shí)了?這可是你的鬧鐘。你知道我這人不愛(ài)吹牛，但我的按摩技術(shù)天下無(wú)敵！很棒吧，對(duì)不對(duì)？太“棒”了，我何德何能該享受這種待遇呢？別想給你增加更多的按摩時(shí)間。向肌肉酸痛說(shuō)再見(jiàn)吧！告訴你說(shuō)，她是史上最濫的按摩師了！！她簡(jiǎn)直就像在逼供！我好想招供——可我就是不知道她想問(wèn)什么情報(bào)！錢(qián)德,如果真那么痛你跟她直說(shuō)好了。forthefirsttime:第一次relationship:關(guān)系gonna=goingto將要screwup:搞砸。我這輩子頭一次真正投入一段感情。那，我可不想一拍兩散，就因?yàn)檎f(shuō)了老實(shí)話。哇，伙計(jì)，你小心點(diǎn)！差點(diǎn)把我的帽子踩扁啦！兔子呢，變沒(méi)了嗎？你是不是該解釋一下為什么戴這頂帽子呢。是叫做大禮帽么？我不是有一出新戲要試鏡嗎？我要爭(zhēng)取的角色是個(gè)國(guó)際性的酷男，ultra-hip:超時(shí)髦clotheshorse:對(duì)服裝十分在行的人audition:試鏡kinda:=kindof有。整個(gè)一個(gè)衣架子。

　　

【正文】 that? award: 獎(jiǎng)，獎(jiǎng)勵(lì) 嗯。所以你的意思是，如果有最差按摩師大獎(jiǎng)的話，誰(shuí)會(huì)得獎(jiǎng)呢 ? Chandler: Oh, it would be you! You! Monica! And you39。d get all the votes! vote: 投票 哦，一定是你！你 ! 莫妮卡 ! 所有人都投你的票 ! Monica: So maybe they could umm, call the award the Monica? 那么他們也許會(huì)把這個(gè)獎(jiǎng)命名為 “莫妮卡獎(jiǎng) ”? Chandler: Absolutely! absolutely: 絕對(duì)地 絕對(duì)是！ Monica: Okay. I suck! suck: 糟糕 那還差不多。我爛透了 ! Chandler: Yeah! (They hug.) hug: 擁抱 乖 ! [Scene: Central Perk, Frank Sr. is just arriving.] Phoebe: Umm, thank you for meeting with me. 嗯 , 謝謝您答應(yīng)見(jiàn)我 . Frank Sr.: Thank you. All right. 謝謝你。好的。 Phoebe: Come, sit. (He39。s hesitant.) Sit. (Still hesitating.) Sit! (He sits on the arm of the couch.) hesitant: 猶豫的，猶豫不決 arm: 扶手 couch: 沙發(fā) 請(qǐng)坐。坐下 .坐下 ! Umm, all righty, before we get started I just—I need you to state for the official record that you are in fact Frank Buffay. state: 聲明，陳述 official: 正式的 state for the official record: 鄭重聲明 嗯 ,好，在開(kāi)始談話之前，我需要你回答幾個(gè)登記表上的正式問(wèn)題 。你的確是 Frank Buffay？ Frank Sr.: Oh yes. Yes, yes, I am, uhhmm. 哦是的，是，是，我是。嗯 —— Phoebe: Okay. 好。 Frank Sr.: So, what did Francis leave me? 那，弗蘭西絲留什么東西給我了？ Phoebe: Huh? 啊 ? Frank Sr.: Well, that39。s why you wanted me to e, right? 這不是你叫我來(lái)的理由嗎？ Phoebe: Oh yes. Yes. Yeah—no. She did. She left you umm, (looking in her purse) this lipstick. lipstick: 口紅 哦，對(duì)啊，沒(méi)錯(cuò)。她留給你，嗯，這支口紅。 Frank Sr.: Oh. Huh. It39。s huh, well it39。s (opens it) oh it39。s—ew used. Umm, cool. 哦，呃。這是，我看看，哦，是用過(guò)的。嗯，很棒。 Phoebe: Okay. I have just a few questions to ask so I39。m going to get out my official forms. (She picks up a couple of crumpled receipts.) crumpled: 摺皺的，弄皺的 receipt: 收條，收據(jù) 好了，要填正式的表格我需要詢(xún)問(wèn)你幾個(gè)問(wèn)題。 Okay, so, question 1) You and uh, you were married to Francis39。 daughter Lilly, is that correct? be married to: 與 ...結(jié)婚 問(wèn)題一，你和 Francis 的女兒 Lilly 結(jié)婚，對(duì)嗎？ Frank Sr.: Yes, yes I was. 是，是的。 Phoebe: Okay, umm, question 2) Umm, did that marriage end marriage: marriage 好，問(wèn)題二，嗯，婚姻以何種方式告終？ A. Happily, B. Medium, or C. In the total abandonment of her and her two children? medium: 中等的，普通的 abandonment: 遺棄 選擇 A，愉快的；選擇 B，一般的；選擇 C，拋妻棄女？ Frank Sr.: It really says that?! 文件上真這么寫(xiě)？ ! Phoebe: Yeah. See? (Quickly shows him.) 是的 ,要看看嗎？ Frank Sr.: Well then I guess then II would I would have to say C. 好吧，我想我得選， C。 Phoebe: Hmm, okay, total abandonment. Okay, reasons for abandonment, reason: 理由 abandonment: 放棄，放任，遺棄 total: 全體的 嗯，好，那就是 “拋妻棄女 ”。下面，拋棄妻女的理由？ A Top secret government work, B. Amnesia, or C. Or you39。re just a selfish, irresponsible bad, bad man? top secret: 絕對(duì)機(jī)密的最高機(jī)密的 irresponsible: 不負(fù)責(zé)任的 Amnesia: 失憶癥，健忘癥 selfish: 自私的 A. 高級(jí)機(jī)密的政府工作， B. 健忘癥，或者 C. 只因你是個(gè)自私、不負(fù)責(zé)任的父親，是個(gè)壞男人？ Frank Sr.: You know, I don39。t think I want the lipstick that much. lipstick: 口紅 我并不是很想得到這支口紅。 But umm… Oh, would you do me a favor? And umm, would you, woul d you give Lilly that, please? do sb a favor: 幫某人一個(gè)忙 note: 紙條 不過(guò)，哦，你能幫我一個(gè)忙嗎？嗯，你能幫我把這個(gè)轉(zhuǎn)交給 Lilly 嗎？ Phoebe: What?! 什么 ?! Frank Sr.: Well Lilly, when you see Lilly would you give her that, that note? 你看到 Lilly 請(qǐng)把這個(gè)便條交給她。 Because I wanted to talk to her at the memorial but, well I pictured her getting mad at me the way you got mad at me memorial: 紀(jì)念儀式 mad at: 對(duì) … 惱火的 我本想在葬禮上跟她談?wù)劊贿^(guò)當(dāng)時(shí)你生氣的樣子，讓我害怕她也會(huì)對(duì)我發(fā)火， and I well, I chickened out. So, uh, I wrote her that note, would you give it to her please? chicken out: 因害怕而停止做某事 ，因膽小而放棄 所以我溜了。所以，呃，我寫(xiě)了張字條給她，你能轉(zhuǎn)交嗎？ Phoebe: But youyouyou came to see Lilly? 你，你當(dāng)時(shí)是去找 Lilly 的？ Frank Sr.: Yeah, yeah. Why? 是的，怎么了？ Phoebe: Lilly39。s dead. (He looks up in shock.) in shock: 震驚 Lilly 死了。 Frank Sr.: She what?! 她什么？！ Phoebe: She39。s dead. 她死了。 Frank Sr.: Are you sure? 你確定？ Phoebe: Well, if she isn39。t then cremating her was a big mistake. cremate: 火葬焚化 如果她沒(méi)死，那火葬她就是個(gè)大錯(cuò)誤。 Frank Sr.: I can39。t believe this. I just—I can39。t believe this. Howhow—Oh my God. How long ago? 難以置信，我不敢相信。怎么會(huì)？哦天哪。她幾時(shí)死的？ Phoebe: 17 years ago. 17 年前。 Frank Sr.: Oh! What about, what about the girls? 哦 !那她的女兒們?cè)趺崔k？ Phoebe: Well, Ursula is a waitress andand she lives in Soho. And Phoebe, (pause) is on this couch. waitress: 女招待 SoHo: (紐約市的 )索和區(qū) Ursula 當(dāng)女招待，她是自由業(yè)者。而 Phoebe 呢，就坐在這張沙發(fā)上。 (Silence ensues.) ensue: 跟著發(fā)生 Phoebe: Yep, lipstick and a daughter, big day for you! 對(duì)，口紅和女兒，今天可真讓你吃不消。 Frank Sr.: Phoebe, IIIumm, (Sits down next to her and brushes against her leg.) Oops. (He backs up.) brush: 輕觸，擦到 back up: 后退 Phoebe,我，我，嗯，哎呀 . I just, IIII don?t, I don?t know what to say. I just can39。t believe that you39。re my daughter, you39。re so pretty. pretty: 漂亮的 daughter: 女兒 pretty: 漂亮的 我只是，我，我，不知道，我不知道說(shuō)什么好。我只是無(wú)法相信你是我女兒，你這么美。 Phoebe: Yes. Well, that39。s neither here nor there. neither here nor there: 無(wú)關(guān)緊要，不相干，與本題無(wú)關(guān) 是的，但你跑題了。 Frank Sr.: So would it, would it make you feel better if I said I was very, very sorry I left? 如果我說(shuō)我非常抱歉當(dāng)初撇下你們，你會(huì)不會(huì)好受點(diǎn)？ Phoebe: You know what, it doesn?t matter what you say it39。s not going to make a difference anyway, so you can just go. make a difference: 是指會(huì)對(duì)現(xiàn)有的情況造成差別，跟以往不同，有差 你知道嗎，你現(xiàn)在說(shuō)什么都無(wú)關(guān)緊要了，你走吧。 Frank Sr.: All right. Well, you know in my defense I was a lousy father. defense: 辯護(hù) lousy: 不潔的，卑鄙的，討厭的 好吧。我得說(shuō)我是個(gè)不稱(chēng)職的父親。 Phoebe: That39。s a defense? 你這算是為自己辯解？ Frank Sr.: Yes. Yes it is. I burned the formula and I put your diapers on backwards. burn: 燒焦 formula: 美 配制成的嬰兒奶粉或奶水 diaper: 尿布 backwards: 向后的 是的。我燒糊了嬰兒食物，還把你的尿布穿反了。 I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more! make up: 編造 我編了首 歌哄你入睡，結(jié)果你哭得更厲害了。 Phoebe: You make up songs? 你還編了歌？ Frank Sr.: Well no, justjust that one. But, it was stupid. Let39。s see, how did it, how did it go. Umm. (Singing.) 也不算吧，就是那首，不過(guò)，聽(tīng)起來(lái)挺傻的。讓我想想，怎么唱的來(lái)著？ Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. Why won39。t you go to sleep? 困女兒 ，困女兒，你為什么不入睡？（臭臭貓的調(diào)子） Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. You39。re,