【正文】 [Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch. Monica?s boyfriend is getting up to get something. For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica?s fat, I won?t be calling her Fat Monica throughout.] Joey: So Monica, still going out with Dr. Boring huh? Monica,你還在和 “乏味醫(yī)生 ”交往嗎？ Monica: He?s not boring! He?s justhe?s just low key. low key: 低調(diào)的 (默默地 )努力的 (=low profile) 他并不乏味！他只是比較低調(diào)而已 Monica39。 Ross: Yeah? Ohoh, she?d be so excited! 她會(huì)很激動(dòng)的！ Rachel: Ohh! Okay! 好啊 ! Ross: Come on! (They start to leave.) 走吧 ! Rachel: Oh wait, don?t you have to pay for your, (looks at his magazine) Busty Ladies? busty: (婦女 )大胸脯的乳房豐滿的 等一下，你不是要買雜志嗎？這本 ——《性感女郎》？ Ross: No, it?s okay. Somesome kid asked me to pick it up for him, but I don?t… pick up: 撿起獲得 沒(méi)關(guān)系的，是個(gè)小孩叫我代買的，咱們別管他了 Rachel: (laughs) Oh yeah? Okay. 是嗎？ Ross: (putting the magazine back and holding the money for it) Okay. 好吧 Rachel: But! Don?t you have to give him his money back? 你不用把他的錢還給他嗎？ Ross: Uhhuh. (Steps to a random kid nearby and hands him his money.) random: 任意的 恩 Hey, here you go buddy. Sorry, no porn for you. (To Rachel) Okay, let?s go see Monica! 給你。 Ross Tillman Ross: No, nono, Ross Geller. 不， Ross Geller Rachel: Ohh, of course Monica?s brother! 對(duì)了，莫妮卡的哥哥！ Ross: Yeah. Right. 對(duì) Rachel: Wow! How are you?! 哇！你好嗎 ?! Ross: Goodgood, I?mI?m married. (Shows her his ring.) 很好，我結(jié)婚了。 Chandler: Yeah, you don39。 Phoebe: What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch? Merrill Lynch：美林證券公司公司 如果當(dāng)年我答應(yīng)去 Merrill Lynch，證券交易所工作的話呢？ Ross: What?! 什么？ Rachel: Merrill Lynch? Merrill Lynch? Phoebe: Yeah, I had a massage client who worked there andand he said I had a knack for stocks. knack: 本領(lǐng)熟練技巧 (+for) 我有個(gè)按摩客戶在那兒上班，他說(shuō)我有做股票的潛質(zhì)。 Joey: Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! get fired off: 被 ...炒魷魚(yú) 嘿，如果我沒(méi)被《光輝歲月》炒魷魚(yú) (Closes his eyes to do so.) Ohhey, there?s Carol again! 哦，又看見(jiàn) Carol了 Chandler: What if I had had the guts to quit my job? gut: 內(nèi)臟腸子勇氣 如果我有種，辭掉工作的話，哼， I?d probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. 那我就可以給《紐約客》雜志供稿 ,我將以幽默為生。 Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of karatay 在我的婚姻末期，我熱衷空手道 As a way of releasing the tension from y?know, not doing anything else physical. tension：不安，緊張 以發(fā)泄因缺少某種體力活而積蓄的精力 Chandler: Maybe the problem was you were pronouncing it karatay. 也許問(wèn)題出在你講 “空手道 ”時(shí)的發(fā)音吧 Monica: And what if I was still fat? 還有我！如果我還肥胖 (To Chandler) Well, you wouldn?t be dating me, that?s for sure. 你肯定不會(huì)跟我好。 Phoebe: Which time? 哪一次？ Ross: The first time! No seriously, imagine if Carol hadn?t realized she was a lesbian. lesbian: （女性）同性戀 第一次！老實(shí)說(shuō)，如果卡蘿沒(méi)意識(shí)到她是同性戀該多好 Joey: (starts to imagine it) I can?t. I keep seeing it the good way. 我一直朝好的方面想。 Rachel: (enters) Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce! divorce: 離婚 巴利和明蒂鬧離婚了！ Monica: Oh my God! 天??！ Phoebe: Wow! 哇！ Joey: (To Ross) What is the matter with you?! 你什么毛病 ?! Phoebe: No! Barry and Mindy. 錯(cuò) ! 說(shuō)的是 Barry 和 Mindy. Joey: Oh sorry, I hear divorce I immediately go to Ross. (To Rachel) Whowho?s Barry and Mindy? immediately: 立刻馬上 抱歉，一聽(tīng)到離婚我就條件反射以為是羅斯。615: The One That could Have Been [Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there is there as.] Chandler: So it seems like this Inter thing is here to stay, huh? 諸位，大新聞！ Monica: It39。s okay not to talk. 別說(shuō)話。巴利和明蒂是誰(shuí)？ Rachel: Barry was the guy that I was almost married and Mindy was my best friend. 巴利差點(diǎn)成了我丈夫，明蒂是我的閨中密友 Joey: Ohhoh, wasn?t he cheating on you with her? cheat on: 對(duì) … 不忠 哦，那他豈不是背著你和她亂搞？ Rachel: Yeah, but that just means that he was falling asleep on top of her instead of me. 是，但他跟她睡覺(jué)，而不是跟我 Monica: Why did they get divorced? 天啊，如果當(dāng)初嫁給他 Rachel: Well, apparently she caught him cheating on her with someone else. 顯然，她抓到他出軌 Isn?t that sad? (Giggles.) God, could you imagine if I actually married him?! giggle: 傻笑 天啊，如果當(dāng)初嫁給他 I mean how different would my life be? 試問(wèn)我的生活會(huì)變成怎樣？ Ross: I know what you mean, 我明白你的感觸 I?ve always wondered how different my life would be ifif I?d never gotten divorced. 我也常常想如果我沒(méi)離婚會(huì)怎樣。我覺(jué)得女同志滿好 Ross: I?d bet I?d still be doing my karatay. (That?s karate, he?s just saying it that way.) karate：空手道 我肯定還在習(xí)武，練習(xí)空手道。 Chandler: Sure I would! 我當(dāng)然照樣喜歡你！ All: (simultaneously) Oh yeah! Come on! Yeah right! simultaneously: 同時(shí)地 得了吧 Chandler: What, you guys really think that I?m that shallow? shallow: 淺薄的膚淺的 什么？你們都以 為我那樣淺薄？ Ross: No, I just think Monica was that fat. 非也，只是 Monica 著實(shí)太胖。 But my job?s fun too! I mean tomorrow, II don?t have to wear a tie. 當(dāng)然我現(xiàn)在的工作也滿有意思的，明天不用戴 領(lǐng)帶。 Rachel: Well why didn?t you take the job? 那你怎么沒(méi)去？ Phoebe: Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. rhymed: 壓韻的 因?yàn)楫?dāng)時(shí)，我認(rèn)為押韻的事會(huì)接二連三的發(fā)生！ So I thought y?know that if I?d work with stocks, I?d have to live in a box, 如果我做股票經(jīng)濟(jì)，我就得住在盒子里 And only eat lox, and have a pet fox. lox: Smoked salmon 熏鮭魚(yú) 只能吃熏鮭魚(yú)，還養(yǎng)只狐貍當(dāng)寵物。t want that in a broker. broker: 股票 (或證券 )經(jīng)紀(jì)人 (=stockbroker) 你不想當(dāng)一個(gè)經(jīng)紀(jì)人 Ross: Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, we?d still hang out? hang out: 約會(huì) 嘿，如果生活像剛才說(shuō)的那樣，我們還會(huì)是好朋友嗎？ [Scene: A newsstand, Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman.] Ross: (recognizing her) Oh my God! Rachel Green? 天啊 ! Rachel: (gasps) Rob Tillman! gasp: 喘息氣喘 Rob Tillman Ross: Nono. It?sit?s me, Ross! 不，我是 Ross Rachel: Oh, I?m sorry. Ross Tillman. 對(duì)不起。 Rachel: Ohh! Me too! 哦！我也結(jié)婚了！ Ross: Isisn?t it the best? 婚姻豈不是妙不可言？ Rachel: Oh, it?s the best! 的確 (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm ho