【正文】 of this episode Monica?s fat, I won?t be calling her Fat Monica throughout.] Joey: So Monica, still going out with Dr. Boring huh? Monica,你還在和 “乏味醫(yī)生 ”交往嗎？ Monica: He?s not boring! He?s justhe?s just low key. low key: 低調(diào)的 (默默地 )努力的 (=low profile) 他并不乏味！他只是比較低調(diào)而已 Monica39。s Boyfriend: (returning) Here we go, one Hazelnut Latte. (Hands it to Monica and sits down.) hazelnut: 榛子 你要的榛果拿鐵咖啡 Monica: Thanks. 多謝 Monica39。s Boyfriend: Yeah. Y?know, the hazelnut actually not a nut, it?s a seed. 其實榛果并不是果實，而是種子 Joey: (not impressed) Wow!! impress: 留下印象 哇 !! Monica39。s Boyfriend: Can anyone else name a well known seed that?s been masquerading as a nut? masquerade: 參加化裝舞會化裝冒充 還有什么種子看來像果實呢？ Joey: Oh dear God, let me think. (Starts to sarcastically think about it.) sarcastically: 諷刺地辛辣地 那我得好好想想。 Chandler: (entering, depressed) Hey. 嘿 Joey: Hey. 嘿 Monica: Oh no! What?s the matter? 怎么啦？ Chandler: Oh I just got another rejection letter. rejection letter: 退稿信 又收到一封退稿信。 They said my writing was funny, just not Archie Comic funny. Archie Comic: 《阿奇漫畫》是美國的一個著名漫畫 他們說我寫得倒是很有趣，但不是他們要的那種。 Monica39。s Boyfriend: Y?know what honey? I got to get back to the hospital. 寶貝，我得回醫(yī) 院了。 Monica: Okay. 去吧， Monica39。s Boyfriend: (kisses her) Okay. 好 Monica: Bye. 再見， Monica39。s Boyfriend: Byebye. 再見 (Gets up to leave.) Oh uh, by the way, the answer is, the Brazil nut. (Exits.) brazil nut: 巴西胡桃 對了，答案就是巴西豆！ Chandler: Was his question what?s more boring than him? And nice sweater vest, by the way. sweater vest: 毛絨汗衫 他的問題比他更乏味？好看的毛絨汗衫 Monica: Stop it, guys. He39。s sweet. 別這樣，他很好 Joey: Yeah, yeah Hey man, look sorry about that Archie thing. 他是不是在問什么比他更乏味？ Do uh, do you need me to give you some money? 需要我借錢給你救急嗎？ Chandler: Hey, I may have no money, but I still have my pride. 嘿，我人窮志不短 Joey: Really? 當真？ Chandler: Ehh. 呃 —— Monica: Maybe Joey doesn?t have to give you the money, TV stars have assistants right? assistance：助理 我想 Joey 也許不用借錢給你，電視 明星不都有助理嗎？ Joey: That?s an idea! 好主意 (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant, wouldwould you take money from her? 我雇個助理，你就可以從她那兒領錢 Monica: No Joey! Chandler could be your assistant! Joey，不 ! 你可以雇 Chandler 啊。 See, he could answer all of your fan mail and stuff! fan mail: 影迷來信追星族來信 他可以代你給影迷回信什么的！ Joey: That?s great! That would be great! Let?s do that! 棒極了！就這么干！ Chandler: I could use the money。 it could give me time to write. 這樣我就有錢維持生活，也有時間寫作了 Joey: Oh right great! Wele aboard! 真好！歡迎入伙 Chandler: Okay! 好耶 Joey: All right! Now hey, I need to use the bathroom. 現(xiàn)在我去洗手間，我入廁不需要助理 Since I don?t need any assistance in there, take a break! 我入廁不需要助理，所以，你放假！ Chandler: All right! (As Joey goes to the bathroom, Corporate Phoebe enters. She?s wearing a business suit and carrying a briefcase.) business suit: 西裝套裝 好耶 Phoebe: (entering) Hey! 嘿 ! Monica: Hey Phoebe! Guess what? 嘿 Phoebe!知道嗎？ Phoebe: What? 什么 ? Monica: Joey just hired Chandler to be his assistant! Joey 剛剛雇了 Chandler 當助理 Phoebe: Ohh that?s so sweet! 好可愛 ! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! 哦，別掛！等等?。?！ (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! 等等?。?！ (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! Nono! 講 !! 不 !不！ I said sell when it hits 50! 50, it?s a number! It es after 49!! No, it?s okay. e after: 跟在 ...后面 我是說到 50 點就售出排在 49 后面 It?s okay, you?re allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired. 算了，你犯點小錯沒什么。我開玩笑的，你當然被炒了！ Oh, what a shame. l really liked her.(She hangs up as Ross and Rachel enter.) 哦，很可惜，我真的喜歡她。 Ross: Hey Mon! 嘿 Mon Monica: Hey! 嘿 Ross: Mon, look who I ran into! (Gestures towards Rachel.) gesture: 做手勢 Mon 看我碰見誰了 ! Monica: (gets up and gasps) Oh my God! Rachel!! 天啊 ! Rachel (Rachel is stunned to see that her long lost friend is still fat.) (Monica goes over and gives Rachel a big bear hug, which is quite easy for her.) You look terrific! big bear hug: 大大的擁抱 terrific：好極了 你真漂亮！ Rachel: Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (She?s not quite sure of that one.) 你也是 ! 你減肥了？ Monica: You are so sweet to notice! Yes, I lost three and a half pounds! 你好可愛，竟然注意到了！我減肥了 磅！ Ross: And, and uh, youyou remember my friend Chandler. (Points to him.) 還記得我的好友 Chandler Chandler: Hey. 嘿。 Rachel: Oh yeah. 哦，你好 Ross: And that?s Phoebe over there! (Points to her.) 那邊是 Phoebe Phoebe: Hi! 嘿 Monica: Oh my God, sit down! Sit down! How long has it been since we?ve seen each other? 坐！我們多長時間沒見面了？ Ross: (answering it) 1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahon?s party. 1987, 圣誕節(jié)過后那天，在 Sean McMahon 家派對上最后一次見面 I played you one of my songs, y?know Interplaary Courtship Ritual. Interplaary: 行星間的太陽系內(nèi)的 courtship: 求愛求愛時期 我為你表演了我的作品之一，《太陽系的求愛儀式》 Rachel: Oh yeah. Right. So now, are—do you, do you still do music? 對啊?，F(xiàn)在你還玩音樂嗎？ Ross: Sometimes, you should e over (Joey returns from the bathroom) sometime! 有時候，你應該常常來， I?ll play you one of my other… 我可以為你演奏幾曲 Rachel: (interrupting him and seeing Joey) Oh my God! 上帝啊 ! Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives, just walked in here! 大明 星 Joey Tribbiani演《光輝歲月》的，居然走了進來！ Monica: Rach, he?s a friend of ours. Rach，他是我們的朋友 Rachel: (stunned) You are friends with Dr. Drake Remoray? 你們竟和 Dr. Drake Remoray 交上了朋友？ Chandler: Well it?s kinda hard to be friends with Drake because of his busy schedule and the fact that he?s not real. kinda=kind of 有一點有幾分 schedule: 時間表 和 Drake 交朋友難度蠻高的，他那么忙，而且，他只是個虛擬人物。 Ross: (To Rachel) Heyhey, or I could bring my keyboard over here sometime! 嘿，我可以把琴帶過來給你表演！ Rachel: He?s ing over! He?s ing over! 他過來了！他過來了 Monica: (getting up) Joey! Joey