【正文】 你知道什么??？算了！被攻擊吧！ Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. We?re sorry. Please tell us what it is. deadpan: 俚：無表情的臉 行了 Ross，我們很抱歉，請告訴我們吧。 Ross: Unagi is a state of total awareness. Okay? state: 狀態(tài) awareness: 意識，知道，曉得 Unagi 是種明察秋毫的狀態(tài)，知道嗎？ Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you! prepared for: 為 … 作準備，對 … 有思想準備 danger: 危險，危害 befall: 降 臨到某人頭上，發(fā)生 只有真正掌握了 Unagi 的人，才能對任何可能的危險都做好準備！ Phoebe: You mean in case someone is trying to steal your bamboo sleeping mat or your kettle of fish? in case: 也許，說不定 try to: 設(shè)法 steal: 偷 bamboo sleeping mat : bamboo：竹，竹竿 mat: 席子，墊子 kettle: 壺 我是說，這東西是用來準備面對別人 攻擊的。 (Rachel laughs and Ross mocks her.) mock: 愚弄，嘲弄 Ross: (moves closer) All I?m saying is, it?s one thing being prepared for an attack against like each other。 attack against: 向 … 攻擊，襲擊 我是說，這東西是用來準備面對別人攻擊的。 Whole another story being prepared for an attack, I don?t know, 至于面對其他的什么攻擊，我不知道， Like a (turns and puts his face really close to Rachel?s and screams) surprise!! scream: 發(fā)出尖叫聲 surprise: 驚奇，驚訝 比如 ... 意外?。。? (Rachel calmly wipes the spittle off her face.) calmly: 平靜地，冷靜地 wipe off: 擦掉 wipe: 擦，拭 spittle: 唾沫， 唾液 Ross: All right, you know that one was ing, but that doesn?t mean you have unagi. (Does the finger thing.) all right: 好，行 好吧，你知道我會這么干的，不過這不能說明你有 Unagi。 Rachel: (To Phoebe) Ooh! Y?know what? If we made reservations, we could have unagi in about a halfhour. reservation: 預(yù)定 哦！你知道嗎？如果我們預(yù)約的話，我們能在半小時內(nèi)吃上鰻魚壽司。 Ross: Y?know what… (Moves away as Chandler enters, panicked.) move away: 離開 enter: 進入 panic 恐慌 Chandler: Heyhey, is Monica here? 嗨， Monica 在嗎？ Phoebe: No. 不在。 Ross: No. 沒在。 Chandler: Okay, look I need your help, I don?t know what to get her for Valentine?s Day. Valentine?s Day: 情人節(jié) 好，我需要你們的幫助，我不知道該在情人節(jié)送她什么。 Rachel: Well, Valentine?s Day was two weeks ago, so I wouldn?t get her a calendar! calendar: 日歷 哦，情人節(jié)已經(jīng)過去兩周了。如果是我就不會送她日歷！ Chandler: (laughs) She was working on Valentine?s Day so we?re celebrating it tonight. celebrate:慶祝 她那天工作來著，我們今晚慶祝。 Joey: Ohh, hey! Why don?t you book a date for both of you at one of those romantic spas? book: 預(yù)定 Romantic: 富有浪漫色彩的 spa: 礦泉療養(yǎng)地 哦，嗨！你為什么不找個浪漫的溫泉療養(yǎng)地來次約會？ Phoebe: Ooh, Joey, that?s actually a really good idea! actually: 確實 哦， Joey，真是個好主意！ Joey: And of course, crotchless panties. crotchless panties: (襠下無布料的那種 ) panties: 短襯褲 而且當(dāng)然要有性感內(nèi)褲。 Chandler: Well appealing as that does sound to her boyfriend (pause) and her brother, appealing : pause: 停頓 哦，對她的男友來說很有吸引力嘛 ...也許包括她的哥哥？ (the camera pans to Ross flashing Joey a very evil look。 Joey gets scared) camera: 照相機，攝影機 pan: 搖 flash: 閃耀，閃現(xiàn) evil: 邪惡的，討厭的 scared:驚慌的，嚇壞的 I can?t do that we promised we?d make each other gifts this year. promise: 允諾，答應(yīng) 我不能那么做，我們說好今年要自己做件禮物給對方。 Rachel: Aw, I love that. 啊，我喜歡。 Phoebe: You guys! 瞧你們倆！ Joey: You can?t make crotchless panties? You take, you take a pair of scissors and you just cut… a pair of scissors: 剪刀 你不能自己做個性感內(nèi)褲 嗎？你只要 ...只要拿把剪子剪開 ... Rachel: (interrupting him) Okayokayokay! So, making things. That sounds like so much fun. interrupt: 打斷 fun: 樂趣，娛樂 好了好了好了！自己做禮物。聽起來很有意思的嘛。 Chandler: Yeah, I thought so too until I papierm226。ch233。 one of my eyes shut. papierm226。ch233。: 由膠水粘 貼的紙做的東西 是啊，不過自從我做的紙面具把我一只眼睛擋住之后，我就不這么想了。 Phoebe: Oh, I love papierm226。ch233。! What did you make? 哦，我喜歡紙面具！你做的是什么樣的？ Chandler: I made a… (Does one of those gibberish words.) gibberish: 我做的像個 %amp。*%.. Phoebe: What is that? 像個什么 Chandler: Nothing! 什么也不像！ Ross: So what are you gonna do? 那你準備怎么辦？ Chandler: Well, have you guys made anything that maybe I can take credit for? take credit for: ...而得到好評 Credit：榮譽，功勞 哦，那你們有沒有做過什么可以讓我拿去取悅她的東西？ Phoebe: Ohh! I have! I have! I started making these little sock bunnies! sock: 短襪 bunny: 小兔子，松鼠 哦！我有！我有！我做了一些襪子巴尼兔！ (She takes out a sock that?s been made into a bunny with eyes, nose, mouth, whiskers, and two other socks sown onto it for ears.) Oh for crying out loud! make into: 把 … 做成 whisker: sow: cry out: 呼喊，尖叫 哦，大家歡呼吧！ Rachel: Hey, wait a minute! That is my sock! 嗨，等一下！這是我的襪子！ Phoebe: Now, it?s you little bunny friend. (She sticks it in Rachel?s face and they both laugh.) stick: 粘貼，張貼 現(xiàn)在是你的朋友小巴尼了。 [Scene: Monica and Chandler39。s, Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentine?s Day gift. He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom.] desperately: 失望地，拼命地 upside down: 顛倒 coat hanger: 衣架 bottom: 底部 Chandler: (admiring his work) This, this actually is a… (Does the same gibberish word from before.) admire: 贊賞，欽佩 這個，這個實在是 %amp。*%... Monica: (entering) Hey! 嗨！ Chandler: Hey! Honey, can I ask you a question about the Valentine?s Day gifts? 嗨！親愛的，我有個情人節(jié)禮物的問題。 Monica: Oh, yeah. 哦，說吧。 Chandler: Do we have to make the entire thing? entire: 整個的，全部的 必須完全是我們自己做的嗎？ Monica: Yes! Why, did you—you fet to make yours? 是啊！怎么了？你忘了做了？ Chandler: Of course, of course not. I just have to uh, go over to the place where II made it and pickpick it up. go over: 走過去 當(dāng)然 ...當(dāng)然沒有。我只是要去做禮物的地方把它拿回來。 Monica: Okay. (They kiss.) Okay, I can?t wait! This is going to be the best Valentine?s Day ever! (Chandler giggles and exits.) giggle: 咯咯的笑，傻笑 exit: 離開，退場 好，好，我都等不及了！這將是最棒的情人節(jié)！ I can?t believe it! Make the presents! Make the presents! present: 禮物，贈品 真不敢相信！做禮物！做禮物！ Chandler: (sticking his head back in) What? 怎么了？ Monica: I?m just so excited to make the presents! excited: 興奮的，激動的 做禮物的事讓我太興奮了！ (Chandler does another sarcastic/scared laugh and leaves.) Shoot! sarcastic: 譏諷的，諷刺的 見鬼！ [Scene: A Medical Research Office, Joey is there to sign up