【正文】 (Rachel laughs a little too hard as Ross and Jill leave for their date. After they have left, Rachel starts to break down.) break down: 精神上的 )崩潰 [Scene: Monica and Chandler39。 Rachel: Yeah I know, and I bet you thought it would be weird. But it?s not! bet: 打賭 我知道，我打賭你以為我會覺得比較尷尬是吧，不過一點都不尷尬。 Rachel: Rachel. Rachel。 Jill: It?s yours! 這可是你的衣服！ Rachel: Yeah well, I?mI?m a slut. slut: 蕩婦 沒錯，我、我是比較風騷。對了，你覺得我看起來怎么樣？ Rachel: Well, II don?t like it. Well, 我不喜歡看 。 Monica: Okay, if you really wanna have sex… 好吧，如果你真的那么想做愛的話 … Chandler: Okay! (Runs into the bedroom.) 太好了！ Monica: Worked like a charm. charm:(女人的 )魔力魅力符咒 哦，像咒語一樣靈驗。 Monica: Are you kidding me?! Is this。 Monica: Come on! I really need your help! 來吧，我需要你幫我涂 ??！ Chandler: Nonononono! 不行，絕對不行 ! Monica: Fine, I?ll rub it on myself. 好！我自己涂得了。s, Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who?s on the couch reading.] hobble: 蹣跚 Monica: (entering) Chandler, I think I?m sick. Chandler, 我想我是真的感冒了。你知道嗎？我真希望我有個兄弟可以送給你做為報答對了， Hey, if you ever want to go out with Monica, you have my blessing. blessing: 祝福 如果你什么時候想跟 monica 交往，我會祝福你們幸福的。 Joey: What? Nono it?s her birthday! 什么？不不，今天是她生日！ Gunther: You?ve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today! 20 個女顧客過了生日了 ! Joey: But it really… 但就是這樣啊 … Gunther: You are no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins. no longer: 不再 authorize: 授權(quán) distribute: 分配 你無權(quán)再派發(fā)生日松餅了！ Joey: Damn it! (Storms off.) 該死的 ! Ross: (entering) Rach? Hi! Rach? 你好！ Rachel: Hi!！ 你好！ Ross: Did you tell your sister to ask me out? 你讓你的妹妹約我出去？ Rachel: Well yeah… 嗯，是啊。t want it to spoil the mood. (Cough her spits into Chandler?s face) spoil: 破壞 mood: 情緒 不，我不想破壞我的心情。 Chandler: Tell me. 告訴我。m (can?t help proceeding to cough) proceed: 繼續(xù) 不，沒有，不，我沒有，我在大笑，哈哈。m not. No, I39。re coughing. 你在咳嗽。 Chandler: Would you please get some rest! 求你了，躺下睡覺吧！ Monica: I?m fine. (She goes into one of those halfsneezing, halfcoughing fits that you get with a bad cold or flu.) fit: 突然發(fā)作痙攣一陣 flu: 流感 我沒事。你知道什么樣才性感？ Layers. Layers are sexy. And blankets are sexy. And oh! Hot water bottles are sexy. Hot water bottle: 熱水袋 穿著大衣才性感 . 還有蓋著毯子才性感 .And oh! 還有，拿個熱水袋也性感。 Chandler: Oh Jeez honey, I thought, I thought you were asleep. 阿，嗯，呀，我以為，我以為你已經(jīng)睡 著了呢 Monica: How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room. 有你在隔壁房間，我怎么可能睡得著？ Chandler: I was asleep. (She takes off her robe and starts to shiver) Oh no! Nono honey! Y?know what?s sexy? shiver 我可是睡著了。 Y?know I?m doing all these different sorts of things, 你知道我在嘗試獨立，重新做人！也許我要顛覆以前的一切， And maybe I should try dating a geek too! 也許我就得跟一個無聊的人約會！ Rachel: Yeah but, you don?t, you don?t, you don?t want to try too much too soon. 是啊，說得是沒錯，不過，不過你不想改變得這么快吧？ Y?know? I mean, you do remember what happened to the little girl who tried too much too fast don?t you? 你記不記得有個小女孩，也是嘗試翻天覆地變化的人，她最后怎么了？ Jill: What? 怎么了？ Rachel: Sheshe died Jill.(Jill obviously feels confused) confused: 迷惑的 她、她死了， Jill [Scene: Monica and Chandler39。 Rachel: Yeah but, he?s not your type. 是的，不過他不是你喜歡的類型啊。 Rachel: Oh nonono, nonono, that?s not what I meant. oh，不不不，我不是這個意思。你倒是會喜歡他，對我來說，不太可能。 Rachel: Yeah. 就是。 Rachel: Oh so you know that, you guys talked about that, 原來你知道了，你和 Ross 談起過這些吧， So you get along, so you think you?re gonna go out? 你們聊得很開心是不是？你覺得你們可以開始約會了嗎？ Jill: Me go out with Ross?! No! (Rachel feels relieved)God no! What would make you think that? 我和 Ross 約會？不！天哪 ! 怎么可能？你怎么會想到這個？ Rachel: I just, Phoebe, said y?know thought she saw something between you guys. 我就是說嘛，都是 phoebe，她說你和 ross 之間來電。對了，你知道誰不用為工作發(fā)愁嗎？ Ross. He works at the university. Ross. 他在大學里工作。 Jill: (entering) Sorry I?m late, what?s up? 不好意思，我遲到了，有事嗎？ Rachel: (on the couch) Oh hi! Y?know, I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front. lead: 線索提示 哦，你知道嗎？我在幫你找招聘的 信息。 Rachel: Oh my God! I can not believe that! 上帝?。∥也桓蚁嘈胚@是真的！ I mean I don?t really like it when Ross goes out with anyone, 我不介意 Ross 和別人交往， But my sister isn?t that like incest or something?! incest: 亂倫 不過她是我妹妹?。∧悴挥X得這像是亂倫什么的嗎？ Oh my God, and they?re gonna have sex! Oh! Oh no what if he marries her too?! 天哪！他們會做愛的！ oh！如果 ross 也跟她結(jié)婚怎么辦？ Oh this is just terrible, this is just terrible. 太可怕了，這太可怕了。 Rachel: With my sister Jill and my exboyfriend Ross? exboyfriend: 前男朋友 我妹妹和我前男友 Ross？ Phoebe: Yeah. 沒錯。 I?m pretty sure I saw a little spark between them. spark: (愛情 )火花 我很肯定他們兩個來電了！ Rachel: What?! 你說什么？！ Phoebe: Yeah I mean it?s probably nothing, 是 ,我是說現(xiàn)在可能還沒什么， But I just wanted to warn you that there might be something there. 不過我警告你，他們很有發(fā)展的趨勢哦。 Because I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it. pitch:美俚 竭力推銷 我剛剛向老板匯報了這個創(chuàng)意，他喜歡極了。 Rachel: What?s up?! 怎么了？ Phoebe: Umm, I think there?s something you should maybe know. Umm, 我覺得有件事情我得告訴你。 [Scene: Phoebe and Rachel39。 Chandler: That?s the thing, see I would like to stay in the pribe of mwhaahlibe. (Monica murmures out some unbelievable disgusting sound ) Oh, okay, n now I39。 Chandler: Don?t take this personally okay? personally: 個人的 別往心里去好嗎？ It?s just that I just can?t have sex with a sick person. 我，我只是不能在你感冒的時候跟你上床。 Monica: (wiping her nose) Are you saying that you don?t wanna get with this? (Tries to do a little sexy body rub, but it doesn?t work all that well with the big robe and the drippy thing.) get with: 口 接受 rub: 按摩 你是說你不想跟我一起玩玩嗎？ Chandler: Yeah, I don?t think you should say that even when you?