【正文】 (The women all clap and start to leave as Ross es up to the instructor. Apparently he was hiding in the back.) clap: 拍手，鼓掌 e up to: 走到近旁 apparently: 顯然地 Ross: It?s a。 (Suddenly, a strange and familiar voice es out of the tape player. Here?s a hint, OH…MY…GAWD!! That?s right, it?s Janice!) strange: 奇怪的，奇異的 familiar: 熟悉的 hint: 暗示 Janice: I love the way you look every night Chandler! 我喜歡你每晚的樣子， Chandler！ (Monica breaks the kiss and Chandler freezes in terror.) freeze:（使）結(jié)冰 terror: 恐怖 That?s why I made you this tape! Happy Birthday! Love Janice! 所以我做了這盤磁帶！生日快樂！愛你的 Janice！ Chandler: No! You?re the sweetest! (He tries to kiss her but Monica backs away with a look that could kill on her face.) back away: 為了讓出地方而后退 不！你才對我最好呢！ [Scene: A women?s selfdefense class, the instructor is just finishing a class.] instructor: 指導者，教師 The Instructor: Okay ladies, that ends today?s class, and let?s remember, let?s be safe out there. 好了女士們，今天的課就到這里。 Chandler: Oh, the mixed tape. 哦，混錄磁帶。 Monica: I will! But not tonight. For dinner music, I thought we could listen to that tape you made me. 當然，不過不是今晚。s, Monica is getting ready for Chandler?s arrival. He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table.] arrival: 到達，抵達 lit: light 的過去式 Chandler: Oh my good God. 我的老天爺！ Monica: Hey! Continuing the countdown of your favorite meals. Tonight, No. 3, macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs. countdown: 倒數(shù)計時 favorite: 喜愛的，中意的，寵愛的 macaroni: 意大利粉，通心面 cheese: 干酪，奶酪 cut up: 切碎，切割開 hot dog: 熱狗 嗨！接著倒數(shù)你愛吃的東西吧！位于第三位的是 ...通心面和奶酪澆碎熱狗。 The Doctor: But, you?re not identical twins. 可你們不是同卵雙胞胎啊。 The Doctor: (seeing they?re not identical) But uh, this is a study for identical twins. 可是 ...這是個同卵雙胞胎的研究。 Joey: That?s right! And what are you not gonna do? 對！還有，你不許做什么？ Carl: Well, I?m not gonna talk because… 嗯，我不許說話，因為 ... Joey: (gets very angry) Damnit Carl! (Carl goes to say something more, and Joey silences him with a grunt.) grunt: silence: 使安靜，使沉默 grunt: 不滿的嘟噥聲，哼哼聲 見鬼 Carl！ The Doctor: (entering) (To the receptionist) Can I have the next one please? (Takes the form.) Joey and Tony Tribbiani. (Joey and Carl stand up.) form: 表格 我能見下一對嗎？ Joey 和 Tony Tribbiani。s, Phoebe and Rachel are returning.] Phoebe: Pat Sajak? Pat Sajak？ Rachel: Yep! 可以啊！ Phoebe: Alex Trebek? Alex Trebek？ Rachel: Oh, of course! 哦，當然能！ Phoebe: Chuck Woolery? Chuck Woolery？ Rachel: Definitely! Phoebe, you will not find a single game show host, who?s ass I cannot kick. definitely: 一定地，肯定地 host: 主持人 kick: 踢 絕對可以！ Phoebe，你找不出任何一個打得過我的游戲節(jié)目主持人！ (They start to walk into the living room and notice someone?s head sticking up from behind a chair. The camera cuts to the other side and we see it?s Ross.) stick up: [Time lapse. The girls have Ross pinned face down. Phoebe is sitting on his back and arms while holding his head down and facing Rachel. Rachel is sitting on his knees and holding his lower legs vertically, causing Ross pain.] time lapse: 慢速拍攝 pin down: 把 … 固定住， 使動彈不得 hold: 拿，抱，握住 knee:膝蓋 lower leg: 小腿 vertically: 豎直地 Rachel: Say it! 說！ Phoebe: Say we are unagi! 說我們是 Unagi！ Ross: It?s not something you are! It?s something you have! 它不是你們能成為的東西！它是你們有的東西！ Rachel: Say it! 說呀！ Ross: Y?know what? I can easily get out of this, but there is a chance you can get very, very hurt! hurt: 肉體上的傷害，精神上的痛苦 你知道嗎？我很容易掙脫的，不過那樣你們就會受很重、很重的傷！ Rachel yanks on his legs again and he groans in pain.) yank: vt. 猛拉 groan: 呻吟 [Scene: The Medical Research office, Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room. Two identical twins e out and both wave by at the same time.] waiting room: 等候室，候診室 wave: 揮手 Joey: All right Carl, we?re next. Now remember, what is not gonna be? 好了， Carl，就到我們了。 The only problem is, Carl?s acting is… (Does the international hand symbol for so so.) act: 表演 international symbol: 國際符號 symbol: 符號，標志 soso: 不好不壞的 唯一的問題是， Carl 的演技實在是 ... Monica: The only problem! 唯一的問題？ Joey: Yeah, he?s the reason I didn?t get that big Minute Maid mercial a couple of years ago remember? a couple of: 兩個，幾個 是啊，你們記不記得幾年前我沒能出演那個大型鐘點女工廣告？就賴他！ We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up. mess up: 弄亂，弄糟 我們演兄弟倆，可他搞砸了。我準備參加一個醫(yī)學研究項目。s LookALike: I?m Joey! How are you doing?! 我是 Joey！你咋樣??？ Joey: (entering) No! No! No! No! No! How you doing?! How you doing—Damn it Carl! Go wait in the hall! (Goes into the hall.) damn：該死的 hall：走廊 不！不！不！不！不！你怎么樣？你怎么樣？見鬼 Carl！樓道里等著去！ Joey: Look, I got to apologize on the behalf of Carl. apologize: 道歉 on the behalf of: 代表 嗨，我必須為 Carl 的行為道歉。 (As they approach the kitchen, the door opens and walks in a Joey lookalike.) approach: 靠近，接近 Joey39。 Monica: We have got to wash that! (Referring to the sock bunny.) get to: 開始 refer to: 暗指 我們要把它洗一洗！ Chandler: Yeah! (Takes it off his hand and throws it behind the nightstand.) take off: 拿下，取下 nightstand: 床頭 對！ Monica: Do you remember that jacket that you love so much, that you thought was too expensive? jacket: 夾克，短上衣 expensive: 昂貴的 ，花錢多的 你記得那件很貴，但你很喜歡的夾克嗎？ Chandler: You have done enough! 你已經(jīng)為我做了很多了！ Monica: I wanna wake up early and go get it for you! 我準備早起為你買來！ Chandler: No you don?t—get it in black, not brown. brown: 棕色的，褐色的 不，你不必 ...要黑的，不要棕色的。 They are pletely different—Okay! Okay! Okay! I didn?t make it! I?m sorry! 跟這個不是一回事 ...好吧！好吧！好吧！這不是我做的！對不起！ I totally fot about tonight and the fact that we?re supposed to make the presents! fet: 忘記 tonight: 今晚 supposed: 假定的，假象的 我把今晚的計劃和做禮物的事忘了個干凈！ Chandler: Oh, it?s okay. I don?t… 哦，沒事，我并不 ... Monica: Nono, it?s not okay! It?s not! I mean you were just…You?re so incredible! 不，不能沒事！我是說你做了這么難以置信的事！ You went through all this time an