【正文】 Joey: Yeah, what are ya gonna do? 就是，你能怎么辦？ Rachel: Joey, you can?t let him get away with tha。 So, I went anyway, and then he fired me. fire: 解雇 我最終還是跑了，然后他就炒了我。 Phoebe: Wow! That is a bad audition. 哇！你現(xiàn)在演的是很爛。 (Joey enters.) Chandler: Hey, buddy boy, how?d the audition go? 嘿，伙計(jì)，你的試鏡怎么樣？ Joey: Not good, no. I didn?t get the part, and I lost my job here, so … 不怎么樣。 Monica: (sits next to him) Phoebe, it?s okay that you don?t want me to be your girlfriend because I have the best boyfriend. Phoebe，不讓我做你女朋友沒(méi)關(guān)系，因?yàn)槲矣凶詈玫哪信笥选? (They hug). All right you?re off my list. 好吧我把你從黑名單上撤下來(lái)。 So, they can say that you?re high maintenance, 所以，別人可以說(shuō)你很挑剔， But it?s okay, because I like … maintaining you. (a little bit enchanted by his sweet words ) enchant: 使迷惑 但那沒(méi)什么，因?yàn)槲蚁矚g讓你挑剔。 And when you get upset about the little things, 當(dāng)你因?yàn)樾∈律鷼獾臅r(shí)候， I think that I?m pretty good at making you feel better about that. And that?s good too. 我會(huì)恰如其分地幫你排解。 Monica: Ahhh! You are on my list. 啊哈！你上了我的黑名單。告訴他們 Chandler. Chandler: (To Chandler) I?m out of words. Should I just say the whole thing again? out of words: 沒(méi)詞了 我忘詞了，要不我從頭說(shuō)一遍？ Monica: Look, I am not high maintenance. I am not. Chandler! 聽(tīng)著，我根本就不挑剔。 Phoebe: Really? I?ve heard better. 是嗎？我可聽(tīng)過(guò)更好的。 And what may be perceived as high maintenance is merely attention to detail and—(He falters and Monica prompts him.)—generosity of spirit. be perceived as: 被認(rèn)為是 falter: (聲音 )顫抖猶豫畏縮支吾 prompt: 催促 generosity: 慷慨大方 之所以我們會(huì)覺(jué)得她挑剔僅僅是因?yàn)樗⒅匦」?jié)，并且 寬宏大量。 Um, why don?t you tell them what you were telling me earlier about me not being high maintenance? (Rachel and Phoebe exchange looks.) 干嗎不對(duì)她們說(shuō)說(shuō)你之前對(duì)我說(shuō)的那些話，就是關(guān)于說(shuō)我根本不挑剔的。 Chandler: Hi, oh hi. 嗨。 Chandler: Is not. 不是。這笑話一點(diǎn)也不好笑， And it?s offensive to women, and doctors, and monkeys! offensive：侮辱的，冒犯的 而且它冒犯了女士、醫(yī)生（博士）和猴子。我已經(jīng)做出了判斷。我正是 Doctor Monkey（猴子博士） Chandler: I?m not arguing with that. 這個(gè)我不跟你爭(zhēng)。聽(tīng)我說(shuō)，我是研究進(jìn)化學(xué)的，知道進(jìn)化學(xué)是什么？ Monkey into man? Plus, I?m a doctor, 猴子變成人。 So I said, ?Doctor Monkey?? And that is how the whole Doctor Monkey thing came up. (He slams his feet up on the table to emphasize his point.) slam: 砰地關(guān)上 emphasize:強(qiáng)調(diào) 然后我說(shuō) Monkey（猴子）醫(yī)生？這就是猴子醫(yī)生的由來(lái)。 Chandler: So Steve said he had to go to the doctor. And Steve?s doctor?s name is Doctor Homey. Steve 說(shuō)他得去看他的醫(yī)生。 Monica: Oh, wait, is he the guy I met at Christmas? 等一下，就是我在圣誕節(jié)見(jiàn)到的那個(gè)家伙？ Chandler: Can I finish my story?! 能讓我先說(shuō)完嗎？！ Monica: Do you want me to pick you?! 你還想讓我挑你嗎？ Ross: See, I would never snap at you like that. snap at: 厲聲說(shuō) snap at sb: 多某人很兇 瞧，我是絕對(duì)不會(huì)象他那樣對(duì)你吼的。 Monica: Okay, Chandler, you go first. 好的， Chandler,你先說(shuō)。我們開(kāi)始吧 . Ross: We?ll each tell you how we came up with the joke and then you decide which one of us is telling the truth—me. 我們將分別向你陳述我們編笑話的過(guò)程，由你來(lái)判斷究竟誰(shuí)說(shuō)的是實(shí)話。 Chandler: (to Ross) Don?t try to sway her. (To Monica) (Softly) sway: 搖擺左右 別這樣拉選票。我們是一家人 。你是我的男友。 Ross: Yeah. 沒(méi)錯(cuò)。 Ross: Yeah! 好極了！ Chandler: Yeah! 好極了！ Ross: Hey Mon. 嘿， Monica. Chandler: Mon, get out here! Monica 到這來(lái)！ Ross: Monica! (She appears, not sure why she was summoned.) summon: 召喚 Monica! Chandler: Okay, okay. You have to help us decide whose joke this is. 你得幫我們裁定這笑話到底是誰(shuí)的。 Ross: Y?know, I don?t think we?re going to settle this. settle: 解決 我認(rèn)為我們這樣是解決不了問(wèn)題的。 Chandler: It?s my joke. 是我的。s a vicious cycle. Get out! Go! vicious: 不道德的刻毒的墮落的 vicious cycle: 惡性循環(huán) 是惡性循環(huán)，出去！出去！ [Scene: Monica and Chandler39。 你是說(shuō)毒品。嘿！你不想使孩子們遠(yuǎn)離槍支嗎？ Customer： You said,39。 I?m sure you all read about it. (Sees the only customer sitting) Hey! Don39。讓孩子們遠(yuǎn)離毒品。 The coffeehouse is going to be closed for about an hour. 我們的咖啡廳要停業(yè)一小時(shí)。不過(guò)，你當(dāng)真了？ Patron: I believed you were saving this seat for someone. 我真的認(rèn)為你給什么人訂了座位。 Patron: Oh, excuse me. 對(duì)不起。 Joey: Oh, man, I could totally get that part.? 噢，我肯定可以拿到那個(gè)角色。 I?m sorry, that seat?s saved. 對(duì)不起，那個(gè)位子已經(jīng)預(yù)訂了。聽(tīng)我說(shuō)，我是男一號(hào)的鐵哥們， and I wait for him in this bar and save his seat. Listenlisten. save: 保留 the seat?s saved: 這位子有人 我給他預(yù)留了位子，在這等他。 Joey: Really?! I like your natural color. Come on man, 真的嗎？我還是喜歡你的本色。你能－－你能替我一會(huì)嗎？我要做個(gè)試鏡。什么話我都說(shuō)。 Phoebe: That?s great. Good for you guys. 太棒了，真為你們高興。 Monica: Well, then, I?m okay with being high maintenance. 好吧，那么我也可以接受我是個(gè)挑剔的人。 Monica: Hah! 哈！ Phoebe: That true, I am flaky. 說(shuō)的對(duì)，我是個(gè)怪物。 Phoebe: Okay. 好啊。 And since I made you wait, I?ll toss in a free muffin.(He looks at Rachel and winks, she gives him the thumbsup sign.) toss: 扔 thumb: 拇指 sign: 暗示 既然讓你恭候多時(shí)，我給你在咖啡里免費(fèi)泡上一塊松餅。 Ross: Joey, seriously, can I get my coffee? Joey,說(shuō)真的，我要的咖啡呢？ Joey: Oh, I?m sorry, Ross. I?ll get it for you right now. 哦， Ross 我太抱歉了。 Now, how about clearing out of here so I can get some new customers. clear out: 口 離開(kāi) 現(xiàn)在你們是否可以請(qǐng)你們離開(kāi)這，以便我招待一些新顧客。如果有人對(duì)你無(wú)禮，就沖著他的松餅打噴嚏。 First of all, the customer is always right. 首先，顧客永遠(yuǎn)是正確的。我終于有機(jī)會(huì)傳授我的智慧了。t you eat that yellow snow.】 那就是別 喝黃雪（醉鬼在雪地小便的結(jié)果）哈哈， 2： 15，咖啡廳。 You?re going to make a lot of money, and here?s your first tip: tip: 小費(fèi) 你能賺很多錢(qián)，你將得到第一份小費(fèi)： Don?t eat yellow snow. (He laughs, then picks up a pen, glares at Ross, and writes in his journal). Ah ha ha, 2:15, coffeehouse. 【 Don?t eat yellow snow：小心別摔倒。 Joey: See, now it?s weird again. 瞧，我又覺(jué)得別扭了。 Ross: Yeah, why would it be weird? Hey, Joey, can I get some coffee? 對(duì)，這有什么別扭的？嘿 Joey，我能要點(diǎn)咖啡嗎？ Joey: Okay, I guess it doesn?t seem that weird. OK,是沒(méi)什么可別扭的。 I guess I?m going to be hanging out here anyway. I might as well get paid for it, right? hang out: 消磨時(shí)間，過(guò)一段時(shí)間 我想我會(huì)在這干一段時(shí)間，而且會(huì)得到收入，不是嗎？ I just feel kind of weird serving you guys. weird: 奇怪的 serve: 服務(wù) 我只是覺(jué)得招待你們幾個(gè)有點(diǎn)別扭。 Chandler: So is your apron. You?re wearing it like a cape.