【正文】 mum, i’m not interrupting just want to tell you that you are always right ok? And i’ll marry whomever you want me (大喜): nice girl!just now, i met the mayor’s son in the said, “if your daughter haven’t been married, i really really want to marry her!” now you are free again, i ’ll go and tell him.(下)l(驚愕): what? the mayor’s son? the most famous playboy in the neighborhood?(手中的鍋鏟掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)act3(j睡眼惺忪上)j(邊走邊道): lunch!lunch!where are my socks?(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)here they are!(聞一下)er!how smelly!they are still dirty!(突然想起)lunch has gone!i have to wash them myself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)oh, i’m so hungry!but there’s no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍裙)this is what lunch always wears!i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has have to cook for my mother and (上): where’s my breakfast? where’s lunch? hasn’t she got up yet? j: mum, can’t you remember? lunch has gone!jm(沉吟片刻): well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is is a nice girl, go and take her back!j(立正敬禮): yes madam!act4(j開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個(gè)強(qiáng)盜)a: hey you!stop and listen to us!the road is built by me!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)b: and i planted one tree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)c: if you want to go by this street(欲踩石頭，但踩到了a的腳)abamp。c: give us all your money!j(搜遍了每一個(gè)口袋，掏出1角硬幣):is 1mao enough?(三強(qiáng)盜暈倒?fàn)?，接著三人聚在一邊商?a: what bad luck!this guy is broken!b: if we cannot rob any money today, we will have nothing to eat tonight!c: i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liu lanzhi next can go and rob the wedding!aamp。b: good idea!j(驚訝): what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!abamp。c: why? a pretty girl and a rich man, what a good couple!j: but lunch is my wife!we haven’t got divorced yet!(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’t you? i’ll go with take the money and i take the : have you got any experience? j: i’ve got this!(j脫下鞋子從里面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)act5(轉(zhuǎn)眼已到了婚禮之期．ms意氣風(fēng)發(fā)用紅綢牽著新娘上，j蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿地被拉上臺)(j和三強(qiáng)盜躍至臺中)abcamp。j: hey you!stop and listen to us!a: the road is built by me!b: and i planted one : if you want to go by this streetj: give us all your money!(l聽到j(luò)的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)l(驚喜萬分): johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到j(luò)的身邊并躲到了的身后)(ms大怒，揮拳向j打來．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l暈倒)j(火冒三丈): how dare you beat my wife!（揮拳向ms沖去）(j與ms混戰(zhàn)，jm上，以拐杖擊暈ms)(j將ms胸前的新郎標(biāo)志扯下戴在自己胸前)j(扶起l，關(guān)切地問):honey, how are you? l(哭狀): i hurt a lot!j: don’t cry ’ll go and fetch the medicine.(下)l(起身去追):wait for me!(跑下)第五篇：助人為樂 六人短劇本六人組 ：一位老人、路人甲、乙，路人3，一個(gè)大包老人在路上走著，突然腳下一滑，摔倒了。甲：哎呀，你看那老人摔倒了，快過去看一下。乙：（拉住甲）等等，（朝四周看了看），我們還是別去了，當(dāng)做沒看見吧。甲：你怎么這樣啊，那是一個(gè)老人，摔倒了有生命危險(xiǎn)怎么辦？乙：不是我沒愛心，你難道沒看最近的報(bào)道嗎？也是有一個(gè)這樣的老人摔倒了，有過路人上去扶了一把，結(jié)果那老人反過來誣賴他，說是他把她推到的，害的過路人有苦不能說，有冤只能吞啊甲：啊，怎么會這樣啊乙：世風(fēng)日下，我們還是趕緊走吧（拽著甲走）路人1：哎，你們倆看了最近的新聞報(bào)道沒??？路人路人3齊聲道：什么報(bào)道？路人1：有一個(gè)老人摔倒了，有過路人上去扶了一把，結(jié)果那老人反過來誣賴他，說是他把她推到的。路人2：怎么會這樣，會不會報(bào)道錯(cuò)了，老人就像小孩子一樣，是特別善良的。路人3：像這種報(bào)道，有的是報(bào)社為了提高知名度而夸大了事實(shí)。路人1：你們倆太善良了，這樣的人大有存在，等有一天你們碰到了就會明白，反正我不像你們那么想，有些忙在幫之前要三思。（老人醒來）老人：有沒有好心人可以幫我一下。（三人正走著，看見了老人）路人2：我們快走，去扶老人一把。（路人2,、路人3朝那邊走過去，路人1擋住路人路人3）路人1：不會吧，這是還真讓我們碰見了，小心點(diǎn)好，還是別去了，會有其他人去扶她的。路人3：要是每個(gè)人都像你這樣想，那老人要躺到什么時(shí)候啊，萬一有生命危險(xiǎn)怎么辦？ 路人2：對呀，我們過去扶她吧。（拉著路人3走了，路人1也只好跟著后面走了）路人2：老奶奶，你傷的嚴(yán)重不，我們送你去醫(yī)院吧老人：你們真是好人，我腳扭了，可不可以直接送我回家??？路人3：行??！路人1：送你回家？如果你兒子說是我們把你撞倒的，哪該怎么辦？老人：不會的，我會解釋說是我自己摔倒的，你們好心送我回家，我感激你們還來不及呢，怎么會冤枉你們呢？（路人路人3朝路人1看了看）路人2：你別太擔(dān)心了，不是所有的老人都像報(bào)道那樣，社會上好人終歸多于壞人。路人3：是啊是啊，是你多心了，我們別磨磨蹭蹭了，還是快送老奶奶回家吧。