【正文】 nd dearest motherinlaw”.l: most beautiful graceful and dearest motherinlaw, what’s up?jm:since you married my son you have behaved so have been so rude, so brusque,so lazy…… l:but……jm:never interrupt me!l:never interrupt me!since i married your son, that terrible johnny, i have been working hard all day long, cooking and have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and……jm: but all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!l(生氣地揮動著鍋鏟):oh, you want a grandson, don’t you?(開始解圍裙)go and ask your ’m leaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在jm的臉上,下)act2(lm坐在臺上打毛線,l拿著鍋鏟上)l: mum, i’m back!lm: you are back?why? what happened? l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情):see!i have already told you!when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly, stupid and poor, but you did not listen to at yourself…… l: but, mum…… lm: never interrupt me!l: mum, i’m not interrupting just want to tell you that you are always right ok? And i’ll marry whomever you want me (大喜): nice girl!just now, i met the mayor’s son in the said, “if your daughter haven’t been married, i really really want to marry her!” now you are free again, i ’ll go and tell him.(下)l(驚愕): what? the mayor’s son? the most famous playboy in the neighborhood?(手中的鍋鏟掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)act3(j睡眼惺忪上)j(邊走邊道): lunch!lunch!where are my socks?(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)here they are!(聞一下)er!how smelly!they are still dirty!(突然想起)lunch has gone!i have to wash them myself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)oh, i’m so hungry!but there’s no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍裙)this is what lunch always wears!i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has have to cook for my mother and (上): where’s my breakfast? where’s lunch? hasn’t she got up yet? j: mum, can’t you remember? lunch has gone!jm(沉吟片刻): well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is is a nice girl, go and take her back!j(立正敬禮): yes madam!act4(j開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜)a: hey you!stop and listen to us!the road is built by me!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)b: and i planted one tree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)c: if you want to go by this street(欲踩石頭，但踩到了a的腳)abamp。我是烏龜，他是青蛙。C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!焦仲卿Johnny:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’tyou?I’ll go with take the money and I take the :Have you got any experience? 焦仲卿Johnny: I’ve got this!(J脫下鞋子從里面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)Act5(轉眼已到了婚禮之期．太守之子意氣風發(fā)用紅綢牽著新娘上，劉蘭芝Luch蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿地被拉上臺)(焦仲卿Johnny和三強盜躍至臺中)ABCamp。如果我能等一個人，！是的！我能！如果要在這個時間上加一個期限的話，我愿意是一萬年！【唱愛你一萬年…】蘭芝:（感動流淚狀）啥也別說了，感情都在酒里了!【拿個杯子喝交杯酒】旁白:(分別依依不舍,蘭芝帶著仲卿的希望回到家中,可是!到了家門口,她想到自己被休,不禁又感到害怕)蘭芝:(害怕狀)母親……母親!我回來了!蘭芝母:(十分生氣,十分吃驚)你真是放了肆了!大了膽了!有能耐了!是不是!被人休了!還好意思回來!說!為什么被休呀!蘭芝: 我沒做錯什么?是仲卿她娘看我不順眼,就把我趕回來了!(同情狀并輕輕挽著女兒的手)蘭芝母:(理解狀)原來是這樣呀!女兒呀!你真是命苦呀!你先回房休息吧!別太傷心!蘭芝:(應答)那娘我先回房休息了。c:give us all your money!j(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出１角硬幣):is 1mao enough?(三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量)a:what bad luck!this guy is broken!33b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next can go and rob the wedding!aamp。路人3：像這種報道，有的是報社為了提高知名度而夸大了事實。（老人醒來）老人：有沒有好心人可以幫我一下。c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!j:but lunch is my wife!we haven’t got divorced yet!(突然有了主意)i’