【導(dǎo)讀】我要，恩，世界和平，沒(méi)有饑荒，熱帶雨林受到更好保護(hù)……好，恩，你說(shuō)的也是我的愿望。嗨，Joey,，如果無(wú)所不能你會(huì)做什么？嗨，如果小Joey都玩完了，那我就沒(méi)理由再活下去了！【顯然Joey沒(méi)太聽(tīng)過(guò)omnipotent這個(gè)詞，把它聽(tīng)成了impotent，陽(yáng)痿的意思。Ross，我真是遺憾。我以為這是一個(gè)理論問(wèn)題。我在公共場(chǎng)合無(wú)法入睡。你居然在大峽谷睡著過(guò).難道爸媽帶我去過(guò)大峽谷嗎?沒(méi)什么，要知道，你剛剛又打瞌睡了。我奶奶找了個(gè)新男朋友，他們倆在床上都有點(diǎn)不合拍。所以他們一直，好像，在相互確認(rèn)是不是爽了。你根本想不到他們有多吵！恩，如果你愿意的話(huà)，今天晚上你可以跟我和Rachel呆在一起?？窗桑艺f(shuō)過(guò)吧！從我們住的地方到這兒不到100步。你實(shí)在有很多的閑功夫了。這兒有個(gè)男孩過(guò)生日哦！

　　

【正文】 .] miming: 模擬表演； 模仿；用動(dòng)作表示；用手勢(shì)表示 hockey puck: 冰球 kitting: 裝備。 tense：緊張的 ,拉緊的 Chandler: Excuse me, look, we39。ve been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. sick: 不適的，不舒服的 打擾了，看，我們?cè)谶@兒都一個(gè)多鐘頭了，很多比我朋友病情輕的人都進(jìn)去了。 I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who39。s he sleeping with? (She slides the gladd panel over and Chandler talks through it in a loud voice.) slide：使滑動(dòng)，使滑行 panel：面板 我是說(shuō)，那個(gè)腳趾受傷的男的？他和誰(shuí)睡過(guò)不成？ Oh, c39。mon Dora, don39。t be mad... I know we both said some things we didn39。t mean, but that doesn39。t mean we still don39。t love each other. (To the waiting room.) waiting room.：候診室 哦，別這樣 Dora，別生氣啊 …… 我知道我們都說(shuō)了些過(guò)頭的話(huà)，不過(guò)這并不表示我們不再相愛(ài)啊。 Y39。know, I feel like I39。ve lost her... (She slides the panel back, he turns, and it takes him by surprise.) Ba! Y39。know=youknowtakes him by surprise.：使某人震驚 要知道，我覺(jué)得我已經(jīng)失去她了。叭！ Joey: Come on, push me 快點(diǎn)，推推我 . Ross: No 不 . Joey: e on, push me 快點(diǎn)，推推我 . Ross: No， we?re going to get in trouble trouble：麻煩 不，我們要有麻煩的 . Joey: Don?t be a baby .Push me, push me 別像個(gè)孩子似的，推推我，推推我 Ross: All right, all right, I am gonna push you, okay? How about I push you like this? Now you are gonna be in a wheelchair for the rest of you life, pally, wally gonna=going wheelchair 輪椅 pally: 親密的 wally: 令人喜愛(ài)的 好吧，好吧，我馬上就推你，行了吧？我像這么推你怎么樣？現(xiàn)在你要在輪 椅上度過(guò)你的一生了，伙計(jì)， I am so very sorry. Can I sign you ? sign: 簽上 (名字 ) 非常對(duì)不起，我能給你簽名嗎 ? [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s, the girls are all out on the balcony.] balcony: 陽(yáng)臺(tái)，眺臺(tái) Monica: Light still out? 還是沒(méi)開(kāi)燈？ Rachel: Yeah. 是啊。 Monica: Oh. Maybe they39。re napping. nap: 小睡 ,打盹 哦，也許他們?cè)谒X(jué)。 Rachel: Oh please, they39。re having sex. 哦拜托，他們?cè)谧鰫?ài)。 Monica and Phoebe: Shut up! 閉嘴！ Rachel: So, whaddya think Gee is like? Whaddya=what do you 那，你們認(rèn)為喬治是什么樣的人？ Monica: I think he39。s shy. shy: 害羞。 我想他很害羞。 Phoebe: Yeah? 是嗎？ Monica: Yeah. I think you have to draw him out. And then when you do he39。s a preppy animal. draw out: 吐露真情 ,使說(shuō)出 (某事 ) preppy: 雅皮、衣冠楚楚的 是，我想你必須先讓他放松。然后，當(dāng)你們做 ——的時(shí)候，他就會(huì)變成一頭野獸。 Phoebe: What do you think of the guys? 你們認(rèn)為這些男人們?cè)趺礃樱? Monica: Our guys? 我們的這些男人們？ Phoebe: Yeah, our guys 對(duì)，我們的男人們 Rachel: Well, I don?t know, I feel funny talking about that. funny：有趣的。 哦，我不知道，談?wù)撨@些我覺(jué)得很有趣。 Monica: Oh, e on 哦，快啊。 Rachel: Okay, well. I think Joey?s like a kiddy ride .You just have to put the quarter in and it just go. quarter：角落 好吧，我認(rèn)為 Joey 像一個(gè)小騎手。你只用把他放在那角落里，他自然會(huì)走。 Phoebe: I don?t know, he might surprise you .One time, he helped me put on my coat and he was really tender. put on：穿衣服 tender：溫柔的 我也說(shuō)不清，他也許會(huì)給你驚喜。有一次，他幫我把外衣穿上，他非常體貼。 Joey: Come on, baby, e on, let?s go 來(lái)吧，我們走。 Phoebe: Chandler is one of those repressed guys who you would have to seduce. pepressed：被壓抑的 ,被抑制的 seduce：引誘 Chandler 是一個(gè)感情內(nèi)斂的人，你必須引誘他上床。 Monica: I think it?s a part of an act. Chandler is more sophisicated than he seems sophisicated：老練的，復(fù)雜的 我認(rèn)為這是其中一部分， Chandler 要比表面上更復(fù)雜。 Phoebe: You know who is kind of sexy? sexy：性感的 你知道誰(shuí)有一點(diǎn)性感？ Monica: Don?t. 我不知道， Rachel: Ross. Ross. Monica: No, guys, please he is my brother. 不，他可是我哥呢 Rachel: I know wht exactly what you mean ,he can be really smooth, Can?t you just picture him in bed ？ smooth：性格溫和，穩(wěn)定的 picture：想象 我完全明白你的意思，他真的很沉穩(wěn)，你能想像他在床上的情景嗎？ Monica: I really don?t want to 我一點(diǎn)也沒(méi)興趣。 All: Come on, laugh, laugh 來(lái)吧，笑一個(gè)。 [Scene: The Emergency Room, Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol.] Ross: I remember the moonlight ing through the window and her face had the most incredible glow. moonlight: 月光 incredible: 難以置信的 glow.: 容光煥發(fā) 我記得月光從窗外照了進(jìn)來(lái)，她的臉散發(fā)著最動(dòng)人的光彩。 Chandler: Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part Could I get some painkillers over here, please? magical: 神秘的 painkiller: 止痛藥 對(duì)，月亮，發(fā)光，不可思議的感覺(jué)，你做到了 ——我可以要點(diǎn)止痛藥嗎，拜托？ Joey: He39。s right, enough, already. What is the big deal about today? So you slept with her for the first time, so what? You slept with her for seven years after that. big deal : 引人注目的事件 (或活動(dòng) ) 他是對(duì)的，已經(jīng)夠了。想想現(xiàn)在的大事是什么？你第一次和她睡覺(jué)，那又怎么樣？你后來(lái)和她睡了七年呢。 Ross: Look, it39。s just a little more plicated... plicated: 復(fù)雜的 ,難懂的 恩，只是有些事情比較復(fù)雜。 Chandler: Well, what? What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for another woman that likes women? 恩，什么？什么？什么事情？是不是她離開(kāi)你的？她是不是喜歡女人？她是不是為了個(gè)喜歡女人的女人而甩了你的？ Ross: Little louder, okay, I think there39。s a man on the twelfth floor in a a that didn39。t quite hear you... a: 昏迷 你再大聲點(diǎn)，好嗎，我想可能十二樓那個(gè)昏迷的病人聽(tīng)不清楚你在說(shuō)什么 …… Chandler: Then what? 到底什么事情？ My first time with Carol was... (He mumbles the last part) mumble: 喃喃而語(yǔ) ,咕噥 我和 Carol的第一次是 …… Joey: What? 什么？ Ross: It was my first time. 那是我的第一次。 Joey: With Carol? (Ross gives him a look.) Oh.. 和 Carol？哦。 Chandler: So in your whole life, you39。ve only been with one—(He gets a look too)—oh. 那你這一輩子只和一個(gè)女人 —— ——哦。 Joey: Whoah, boy, hockey was a big mistake! There was a whole bunch of stuff we could39。ve done tonight! hockey : 曲棍球 stuff：事情 哇，哥兒們，看冰球是個(gè)大錯(cuò)誤！本來(lái)今天晚上我們有大把的事情可做的。 [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s, the girls are still out on the balcony.] Monica: Okay. Okay, I got one. Do you remember that vegetarian pate that I made that you loved so much? vegetarian: 素食的 pate: 頭 ,腦袋 ,頭腦 好了，好了，我想起一個(gè)。還記得我給你做的素菜派嗎，你很喜歡吃？ Phoebe: Uhhuh. 啊哈。 Monica: Well, unless goose is a vegetable...ha haaaah! goose：鵝 恩，除非鵝肉也是素菜， 哈哈！ Phoebe: Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, fine, fine. Now I don39。t feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley. 哦！哦！哦！好吧，好好。現(xiàn)在我不感到和 Jason 。 Monica: What?! You slept with Jason? 什么？！你和 Jason 上過(guò)床？ Phoebe: You39。d already broken up. break up: 關(guān)系破裂 (或中斷 ) 你們那時(shí)已經(jīng)分手了。 Rachel: How long? 多久后？ Phoebe: A couple hours. 幾個(gè)小時(shí)吧。 Monica: Oh, that39。s nice! 哦，好極了！ Rachel: Okay, okay, okay